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Don't miss Phoenix Prison Phoenix. Classic in crossing. Classic.

Let me talk about this book myself.

Personally, I really feel that I can't find such a good novel anymore.

I feel that this travel novel is really well written in some ways.

For example, the woman's hesitation in crossing the past can't help but miss her family and relatives.

The hostess also didn't show her talent with modern knowledge.

Then there is that the hero and heroine are not in love at first sight. Feelings belong to slow fever. There are several male matches written in it. Everyone's description is wonderful.

The author's writing is delicate and warm.

The people inside are black. I'm not saying that I don't expect anything in return from the hostess. I'll give you a favorite passage.

Chu Yu smiled to himself wryly. She sniggered at herself and still couldn't let go. She stood in the snow for too long, and even though she was wearing thick clothes, she began to feel cold. She said that she would die early. She stared at Rong Zhi and asked slowly, "So, one last question."

"Rong Zhi, I like you ... So, do you like me or not?" In fact, from beginning to end, she wanted to ask Rong Zhi only this sentence.

Her eyes were crystal clear and she looked at him without hesitation.

Putting aside blushing and hesitation, and giving up all scruples, I have never said my heart so frankly: "Hey, I like you, do you like me?"

This is just a simple and pure confession of a girl.

How can you not like him? Such a teenager.

His appearance is her type. He is neither so charming as Liu Se Mo Xiang nor so resolute as Yue Jiefei. It is a very soft and fresh beauty. Just smile, and you can easily unload your heavy heart.

Being attracted by appearance is the first priority. At first, I only saw the beauty of hue, but after getting along for a long time, I will find his eyes breathtaking and unfathomable.

The thoughtful way he looks, the way he smiles, when he stares at a person intently, his eyes seem to have the magic power to suck away the soul.

When I first met him, my heart broke. I am peaceful and happy when I get along with him. When I am confused, I will feel secure in my heart. When I was timid, I looked for courage from him. When I say something, I will feel glad. Even though she regarded him as an enemy at first, she couldn't help admiring his manners. Later, like a mirror, she fumbled out what happened in those few words. Actually, she was misled by herself. She subconsciously didn't want him to be the enemy.

No matter what kind of danger he faces, no matter what kind of trouble he is in, he is always so calm and calm, which is what she yearns for, or a little admiration.

Also, there is ... Chu Yu silently searched for the reason in his mind, and suddenly he couldn't help laughing: What other reasons can there be? Because he is Rong Zhi.

Chu Yu likes Rong Zhi very much.

"I like you."

"Hey, I like you."

Rong Zhi looked at Chu Yu stupefied. The woman's eyes in front of her were as clear as water, sky and everything in the world. Then I sincerely washed and practiced, and something seemed to float up in my heart. But Rong Zhi's facial expression is still so calm. The invisible hand in his heart turned slightly, and he pressed that I don't know what it was. At this time, he needs absolute calm.

He heard himself slowly tunnel: "No, not at all."

"Those words were all lies to me before?"

"yes. They are all deceptive. " He won't apologize. Don't pray for forgiveness. He will take all the actions alone. If she bears a grudge, she can take revenge at any time, and he will wait.

Even though he was ready, Chu Yu couldn't help feeling sad when he heard these words. It's like someone stuck a small needle in her heart.

Then she closed her eyes and smiled with relief: "Thank you." Although she was very sad, she still wanted to thank Rong Zhi for cutting off her last thought.

Rong Zhi can't fall in love with anyone. He is too rational, but love is an irrational emotion. He is always so careful and calmly in control of the overall situation. How can it be heartbreaking?

If it's because Rong Zhi hates princesses. Or for any other reason, she still has hope of making a comeback, but she just doesn't. He just-has no feelings.

At first she liked him because he was calm, but now she broke off this love because he was too calm.

Chu Yu's reaction was beyond Rong Zhi's expectation. After all, he initially misled her with a false appearance, which led to her inner attachment to him. He won't deny it, so he is ready to bear Chu Yu's resentment. There are many people who hate him anyway, and he is not afraid to add her.

But she didn't!

Chu Yu sighed lightly, turned a look, and glanced to the side. The ground was covered with snow, and the edge of the distance was smooth and radian. Where Hua Cuo left, there was no red shadow at this time. She is different from Hua Cuo. Hua Cuo has a bad temper. Knowing that she has been cheated or even betrayed, her original deep feelings will turn into deep hatred and be expressed in the most intense way.

But she's not. Even if she is sad, she will not be angry and scold, let alone curse each other, because she is useless except for her good mouth.

Chu Yu looked at the vast horizon and gradually relaxed, thinking that it was time to go after such a long delay. At this time, he heard Rong Zhi's hesitant voice: "Don't you hate me?"

Why is her reaction so calm? Why can't she see the ghosts in her eyes?

Chu Yu looked at him and stared at him intently. After a while, she said, "Rong Zhi, I don't hate you."

There was a pause, and she smiled. Although the smile is very sad, there is a very free and easy taste in the corner of her eye: "I will not retaliate against you." She took a long breath and complained, "I think I'm unlucky." First he died on the plane, and finally he had a chance to survive and was possessed by a bad princess. It didn't take long to solve a lot of bad masters for her, and soon the emperor was overthrown. Then, "her voice suddenly fell gently," I liked someone for the first time, but I liked the wrong person. "

"But Rong Zhi," Chu Yu raised his chin slightly and looked at him with a little stubbornness. Stop, don't underestimate me. I like you because I want to. Although you are not so authentic, I can understand your situation. Since I inherited the princess's identity, there is nothing wrong with helping her fight against bad debts. "

There is no denying that Rong Zhi still occupies the princess's body after discovering that she is not Princess Yin Shan. To be on the safe side, she occasionally stirs up ambiguous strings, such as Reading Phoenix, such as Never Leaving, but even without those, she will like Rong Zhi sooner or later, just the difference between the early step and the late step.

She likes him not because of how much he has done for her, but because he is Rong Zhi. Love is not a commodity, and nothing can be exchanged.

Chu Yu looked at him, his eyes clear and sharp: "I liked you voluntarily and gave up the opportunity to go home to save you. I left you voluntarily today." Her eyes are as bright as water, but she seems to have a sharp and tenacious power. "I don't ask you anything, and I don't want to exchange anything. It is my own business to like you and leave you. "

"If you don't like me, then I don't like you either. It's that simple. "

Her voice was soft, but now it sounds like hard jade ringing, and every tone is so beautiful.

As if hit by a huge wave, Rong Zhi only felt slightly dizzy.

Is the sun too dazzling?

No, the woman in front of me. It's too dazzling.

He can see through many people, but until now, he discovered that he had never really seen through Chu Yu.

He never knew that she was such a person.

Say like, say sad, say bear, say like, say give up, so free and easy.

Very different from Princess Yin Shan, and also very different from all the people he had seen before.

Giving up precious things without thinking about what to exchange, she sometimes does things that others think are stupid, but no one knows that she is just honest and firm with her heart.

Rong Zhi discovered for the first time that he had such a shocking moment. Even when he learned the true identity of Chu Yu, there was never such a situation. His body seems to be colliding with something, and it seems that something is slowly disintegrating.

After all, he was wrong about this man. She is very different from the princess.

Speaking of it, the princess is somewhat similar to him. She is the kind of person who must give something back once she gives. Everything they do is purposeful and conditional, but Chu Yu is different.

This woman is firm, gentle, broad, open-minded, incredibly bright and crystal clear, and she likes it so freely. Once she is sure, she likes it. If she is rejected, she will never resent it.

Her sincerity never sticks, her likes don't count, and her letting go is so free and easy.

How can there be such a person in this world?

What we insist on is not the highest interest, and what is good is certain. There are some things that we know will harm our own interests, but as long as we want to do it, we must do it.

Maybe in the eyes of many smart people, she is simply stupid to the extreme, but Chu Yu himself doesn't think it's bad. If everything should be calculated clearly with the gains and losses of interests, then she is not Chu Yu, but Rong Zhi.

Rong Zhi looked at Chu Yu and fell into a long silence.

She can jump off the cliff in his footsteps and give up the chance to reunite with her family in order to save him, but after paying almost everything, she can still walk away so cleanly and freely.

Giving up is not such a simple thing. Love is a gamble. Some people win and go home with a full load, while others lose without a penny. The more you gamble, the more unwilling you are to get nothing. Not everyone can do this. This requires perseverance and great wisdom.

What does Rong Zhi think Chu Yu will ask for? It is not that he thinks the worst of human nature, but that he infers from common sense. With so much emotion, who really doesn't matter?

Not everyone can control everything with reason like him.

Feelings are not arithmetic problems. Two minus one equals one. If you want to subtract them, you can really simply subtract them. How much courage does it take to completely sever such deep feelings?

He can't feel it, nor can he estimate it.

ChuYuchao Rong Zhi smiled, and the sword he had been holding in his hand suddenly lifted. Cut at your neck. She did this without warning, and she didn't show any intention of suicide before, but now she has no hesitation.

When Rong Zhi suddenly saw her like this, he was surprised and subconsciously wanted to come forward to stop her, but his physical strength failed again and he just raised his feet. My knees suddenly went soft. Kneel on one knee. Can only watch Chu Yu put the sword around his neck.

Chu Yu looked at Rong Zhi, blinked, and then a sly smile appeared on his lips. Someone teased the tunnel: "What are you kneeling for? Free of charge, stand up. " As she spoke, she spread her bun and let her long hair hang down.

When Chu Yu first came. Because Princess Yin Shan's hair was too long, she once cut it herself, but after a few months, it became longer and hung softly over her shoulders. She grabbed a lock of hair at random and cut it off with a horizontal knife.

Qingsi is a sentimental girl. She wants to break her hair and feelings to show her determination.

But ... a moment later. There was an accident. ...

Chu Yu grabbed her hair in one hand and a sword in the other, chopping hard and sawing back and forth. But after several rounds of sawing, Chu Yu found himself overestimating the sharpness of this sword, let alone killing people. Even killing a few hairs took a lot of effort. She sawed for so long that only a dozen hairs were cut off.

Could it be that the caught hair is too big to cut off? Chu Yu wanted to think, and sent a thinner baggage. Originally, she grabbed at least a few hundred hairs, but this small strand of hair counted about twenty or thirty. ...

You can cut it off at any time this time.

Chu Yu thought with satisfaction that with a wave of his sword, he cut it down, hoping to make a clean break-

"ah!" Before the blade touched the broken lock of hair, Chu Yu felt a pain in her scalp, as if someone had forcibly grabbed a lock of her hair. Looking carefully, she found that when she separated a small roll of hair just now, she accidentally let the sword calyx hook the hair next to her. Chu Yu's bun is more complicated. It was a little knotted when it was scattered, but now it is intertwined and can't be untied at once.

She wanted to untie it quickly, but the hooked strand of hair was behind her head. She wants to turn away, and that strand of hair will follow her with a sword. In a hurry, she couldn't get it down.

Chu Yu was both painful and embarrassed. She originally wanted to be cool in front of Rong Zhi, saying that there was no one here. You don't like me and I don't want you. As a result, I didn't expect such an own goal because of my unskilled business.

Rao is Rong Zhi's heart as hard as ice and snow. He couldn't help laughing when he saw Chu Yu like this. He took a deep breath, stood up again and approached, "Princess, let me help you."

Chu Yu was hung by her hair and turned her back. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of a white shadow coming towards her. Then she felt a hand pass through the back of her head and gently lifted the forehead on the other side. Her body was stiff, but she soon relaxed and let Rong Zhi do it.

Rong Zhi holds Chu Yu's hand holding the sword and slightly turns the blade, just cutting off the hooked roll of ears of wheat. He glanced at Chu Yu at random, but saw a sonorous voice in front of him.

The woman's face is flushed at the moment, partly because of pain and partly because of shame. Her lips are almost white, but she looks unexpectedly cute.

He knew that she was never a hero. If she is a heroine, it is not surprising that there is such a thing, but she is not, and that is why what she did shocked him.

Rong Zhi blinked and stopped suddenly. Somewhere in his heart, it seemed very subtly soft, as if something cunning had crawled through the cracks in the hard shell.

Like a cut strand of hair, it gently falls into his wide cuffs.

Ok, so embarrassing ... Chu Yu thought with tears streaming down her face that it was cool to see those beautiful women who cut their hair, broke their feelings and then waved their sleeves in TV novels, and it was finally her turn to do it, but Rong Zhi was embarrassed.

My eyes are foggy, but the white skirt in the corner of my vision is so bright that it seems to be branded into my heart. Although I said I would give him up completely, I broke it off so easily and stuck it so close that his warm breath came from my ear. Even though I am reluctant, I still feel my heart beat faster.

Rong Zhi closed his eyes, loosened his hand and took two steps back. After a pause, he whispered, "All right."

ChuYuSong breath a sigh of relief, carefully remove the sword from the hair, also give yourself a sigh of relief. He punched Rong Zhi in a very Jianghu way: "Since we broke up, we should separate, and there will be no future." She felt a little lost. If she cut her hair smartly and threw it on the ground, it would be cool and imposing to say this, but now she can only pull back a little face.