A joke about the Monkey King in Journey to the West.

Sanzang had to obey and lead the horse down the mountain. After walking a few miles, I saw a monkey between stone boxes, showing its head, reaching out and waving wildly. "Master, why did you come at this time?" Come on! Come on! Get me out of here, I promise you'll go to the western paradise! "The old man looked at it carefully. What do you think of him?

Sharp mouth and shrinking cheeks, golden eyes. Moss on the head and vines on the ears. There is less hair and more grass on the temples, and there is no need for green sand under the forehead. Eyebrow soil, nose concave mud, very embarrassing; Thick fingers, thick palms and much dust. I rolled my eyes with joy and sang in my voice. Although the language is convenient, the body cannot move. This is Sun Shengda 500 years ago, but it is hard to escape now.