Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - After a while, "Chi, Chi, Chi..." I was woken up again. Why was it so difficult to get some sleep? I got up to see what the noise was and why it was so noisy. I looked out the window and saw a Wearing

After a while, "Chi, Chi, Chi..." I was woken up again. Why was it so difficult to get some sleep? I got up to see what the noise was and why it was so noisy. I looked out the window and saw a Wearing

After a while, "Chi, Chi, Chi..." I was woken up again. Why was it so difficult to get some sleep? I got up to see what the noise was and why it was so noisy. I looked out the window and saw a Wearing an old yellow straw hat and orange clothes, he was sweeping the floor with an old big broom. The sound of the broom was so harsh that I couldn't sleep due to the noise, so I went down to take a look. I saw that he was sweeping the floor. Sweeping away the fallen leaves from the trees and the rubbish thrown by people, I saw that he was sweating and his back was so tired as he was cleaning the place. It turned out that he was a sanitation worker. I said: " Can you please stop sweeping? It's so early, it's still dark, and I'm still sleeping! Can't you wait until I wake up before you sweep? It's too noisy, and I can't even sleep. , Go clean somewhere else! Don’t clean here, let me sleep for a while!” After that, the sanitation worker left. The weekend break was over and we were going to school. I walked up to him and asked him: "Why are you sweeping the floor so early? There is garbage every day, so don't you have to sweep it all the time?" He said: "Yes, sweep it." It's my responsibility. I want to maintain the city's perfect image and make it clean. As long as it is cleaned, people will not feel dirty when they see it, and their mood will be much better." Only then did I understand that it was. Behind the clean and beautiful city, there are some sanitation workers who silently contribute to our city, cleaning our beautiful city with their sweat. So we should respect the fruits of labor of sanitation workers, and we should lead by example: start from you, start from me, start from everyone, let’s make some contribution to our beautiful city together! The person I like is an excellent 500-word essay 4. The person I like is Teacher Zeng, the head teacher of our class. She has a pair of black and big eyes, a eloquent mouth, and she always wears a head of black hair. Teacher Zeng’s lectures are very lively. Every time I give a lecture, I seem to be brought into the world of the book by Teacher Zeng. I remember that when Teacher Zeng first taught our class, I was too timid to answer questions. Once in class, Teacher Zeng asked a question, and the students rushed to answer it. I also mustered up the courage to raise my hand. At this time, Teacher Zeng’s eyes turned to me. In an instant, my heart beat very fast. . Teacher Zeng asked me to answer the question in a gentle tone. I stood up and all the classmates’ eyes fell on me. I was so flustered that I stuttered my answer and my face suddenly turned as red as an apple. , I secretly glanced at Teacher Zeng, and found that her eyes were looking at me, without any dignity, as if to say: Don't be nervous, speak slowly. Suddenly, my nervousness calmed down a lot. I mustered up the courage to answer Teacher Zeng's questions fluently. The classroom immediately burst into warm applause, and Teacher Zeng also smiled with satisfaction. Teacher Zeng has gentle moments and severe moments. One time our class did a very bad job and Teacher Zeng changed our homework so much that he got angry. As soon as school was over, Teacher Zeng moved our homework to the podium and criticized us severely. But from Teacher Zeng’s stern eyes, I knew that Teacher Zeng criticized us only because he cared about our study. If Teacher Zeng didn’t care about us, , just ignore us, let alone criticize us. I like Teacher Zeng because of his amiable eyes in class, his strictness in reviewing homework, and his concern for our learning. These characteristics are the reasons why I like Teacher Zeng, so Teacher Zeng is indeed a person I like. Excellent 500-word essay on a person I like 5 In my mind, there is always a person reflected anytime and anywhere. She is my favorite person, and she is my Chinese teacher. The reason why I like her is mainly because her learning method is different from that of the teacher who taught me before. The Chinese teacher is tall, and her sharp eyes are always watching the whole class. Every time the Chinese teacher sees a classmate who is not studying seriously, he is not as strict as other teachers, using language that can scare the students, but gentle, using the method of changing the topic to make her study seriously, and using unique words. The method requires us to study seriously.I remember one time, a classmate in our class was biting his finger, because that was the first lesson the teacher gave us. When the teacher found that classmate, the whole class might be thinking: "It's over, this classmate It must be over, he must be scolded by the Chinese teacher." But surprisingly, the Chinese teacher said gently: "Students, look, there is a person in our class eating French fries, and from the looks of it. , He ate deliciously." At this time, the whole class looked at him with attentive eyes. The student immediately put down his finger, but this scene was clearly seen by the whole class. After a while, his face suddenly turned red. From then on, he no longer bit his fingers during class. Since then, our Chinese teacher has been using this method to teach us, to correct our mistakes, and to make the whole class better. After that, we liked the teaching method of the Chinese teacher more and more, but what we liked even more was our gentle Chinese teacher. Excellent 500-word essay on a person I like 6 You ask me who I like the most? Oh, I have to think about it carefully...I remembered, it was her! She has shiny black hair, a chubby little face, big eyes, and a cute mouth. who is she? I'll give you three chances to see if you can guess it! Below, I will give you some tips about her personality: Personality Trait 1: She is lively and active. When sitting on the bed and playing, she often makes some unexpected moves. Once, I was watching her favorite cartoon with her - "Chicken Squad". When she saw the chickens saving Mikey, she suddenly became excited, danced, and a bright smile broke out on her face. Her unique childish scream lasting 4.1 seconds. She was lying in my arms for a while, lying on the bed for a while, and rocking from side to side. If someone who didn't know her saw this scene, they would think she was crazy! Character trait two: Passionate and unrestrained. Even though she seems very introverted, she is not afraid of strangers at all! No matter who teases her, she will always smile at them. Sometimes she pretends to be shy and gets into her mother's arms, smiling and "turning into a cat" with others, making others laugh too. Character trait three: Naughty and mischievous. I don’t know why, but she is particularly “in love” with one thing of mine—glasses! Whenever I picked her up, she would always stretch out her chubby little hands to grab my glasses. After grabbing them, she would pick at my mouth, laughing while picking. Every time I would pretend to be in pain and cooperate with her, so that she It will become more joyful and interesting.

How about it, have you guessed it? I believe you are smart and have already guessed it. Yes, she is my lovely sister - Doudou! Excellent 500-word essay on a person I like 7 I have a person I like. She has black shiny hair and a pair of big, beautiful and bright eyes. She is my good mother. My mother is a doctor. Although she is very busy at work, she cares about me very much. Every day tomorrow, my mother gets up very early in order to cook breakfast for me so that I can go to school with a full stomach and not let me go hungry. I often ask my mother: "Mom, don't you want to sleep?" My mother always smiles slightly and says nothing. Whenever I get up, what is on the dining table is a sumptuous breakfast. Every night, after I finish my homework, my mother will always check me carefully, even more seriously than I do my homework. Whenever I encounter a question that I don't know how to solve, my mother will patiently explain it to me until I understand it. I like my mother because she is not only a qualified doctor, but also a mother who loves me and cares about me. There is a person I like. She has black shiny hair and a pair of big, beautiful and bright eyes. She is my good mother. My mother is a doctor. Although she is very busy at work, she cares about me very much. Every day tomorrow, my mother gets up very early in order to cook breakfast for me so that I can go to school with a full stomach and not let me go hungry. I often ask my mother: "Mom, don't you want to sleep?" My mother always smiles slightly and says nothing. Whenever I get up, what is on the dining table is a sumptuous breakfast. Every night, after I finish my homework, my mother will check me carefully, even more seriously than I do my homework. Whenever I encounter a question that I don't know how to solve, my mother will patiently explain it to me until I understand it. I like my mother because she is not only a qualified doctor, but also a mother who loves me and cares about me. Excellent 500-word essay on a person I like 8 Yes, he is just an ordinary dad. But his character makes me like him very much. Dad has a pair of big, bright eyes. There is a humorous mouth under his high bridge of nose. Dad is taller and thinner. He is very frugal in his clothes. He rarely buys many clothes. He only changes into the few sets he wears, which makes him look extraordinarily frugal. My father has a cheerful personality and a gentle temper. He cares about me and is kind to others. He always helps others, cares about others, and often tells me stories and jokes. He is the entertainment director of the family and always brings us laughter. In 20xx, when I was 6 years old, my mother was hit by a motorcycle. After hearing this, my father quickly went to the hospital to see my mother in the heavy rain. As a result, dad didn't come back all night. My grandma and I went to deliver meals to my mom and dad. As soon as we arrived at the hospital - ah! Some parts of Dad's eyes were red, so we hurriedly served them food. In 20xx, my mother underwent surgery. During this period, my father was never far away from me. On the day of the operation, other relatives were waiting on the bench, but Dad could not be quiet for a moment. He sometimes looked at the operating room, sometimes sat on the hospital bench, and sometimes paced back and forth in the corridor, looking very anxious. Mom was pushed out of the operating room, and dad took care of mom meticulously. At this time, I had mixed feelings. How much I admired and liked this good dad! Dad not only cares about my mother, but also takes great care of my self-esteem. Once, I made up a little joke and told my father when he came back. Boom, boom, boom! Dad knocked on the door at 8 o'clock, and I hurriedly told him the joke. The joke wasn't funny, but Dad still laughed so hard. At that time, I thought: Dad must be trying to protect my self-esteem. Thinking of this, I have a certain reason from a certain perspective that makes me love him and like him! He is my father, my favorite person, and I want to inherit his character. I love you, Dad! A 500-word excellent essay on the person I like. The person I like is one of my classmates - Quan Chuhui. She is short, slightly fat, with a round face, rosy white, dark brown hair, a pair of big watery eyes, and a smile on her face, which makes her look extremely cute. She writes very well in composition and is also good at drawing.

I remember one day in the third grade, during the free activities in the second period of physical education class in the afternoon, I went to get my shuttlecock, but I couldn't find it. I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely, looking everywhere like an ant on a hot pot, but I couldn't find it. I didn't get anything until the end of get out of class. At this time, she asked me to play shuttlecock together. When she saw my depressed look, she knew what was going on and helped me look for it together. Later, when we really couldn't find it, she comforted me and said, "It's okay, just throw it away! The worst is to fight me this time, and buy another one next time! You are not a pauper. I can't even afford a shuttlecock for 1 yuan." I thought to myself, "She's just trying to make me angry!" So I got upset and looked grim. When she saw me pouting, she was about to get angry, so she started to show off. A small stick was stuck between my upper lip and my nose. Then he took a small mirror and asked me to look at it. When I saw it, I burst into laughter and the stick fell to the ground. When she saw it, she said, "It looks good like this!" So we had a lot of fun together. . The next day, she went looking for it with me again and helped me get back the thermos water cup that I accidentally left in the drawer. Quan Chuhui always helps me when I am desperate. When I forgot to bring my pen, it was she who lent me her favorite pen without hesitation; when I fell on the playground and grinned in pain, it was she who helped me up and rubbed me; When I was about to give up when I encountered a problem, she explained it to me carefully until I understood it. Quan Chuhui is cute, lively, enthusiastic, humorous, and kind-hearted, so I like her very much! 500-word excellent essay on a person I like 10 I like many people, but my favorite is my class teacher, Teacher Sun. He taught me from fourth to fifth grade. Shortly after the fifth grade started last semester, I was transferred to Hebi New District. As soon as I turned around, I started to miss him. I dreamed of talking to him several times! Mr. Sun is of medium build and has a pair of big bright eyes on his face. He looks energetic. I was attracted by his first-hand "artistic language". Now, although I rarely see his words, as long as I have time to appreciate his words, I will take out my fourth grade report card and homework book. Although his calligraphy is not as good as that of calligraphers, no one can compare his calligraphy with calligraphers'! Whenever I encounter insurmountable difficulties and want to give up, Miss Sun's smile will appear in my eyes in mind. Whenever I meet Mr. Sun, whether he is or not, he will stop and ask me if I have any difficulties in life and if I have mastered the knowledge. Sometimes when I tell him something I don't know, he always takes the trouble to say it until he understands me. Sometimes, when I ask a very simple question, he will smile and say to me: "Think again. Believe in yourself, you can do it!" Miss Sun's love for me is meticulous. I really want to love him. Said: "Ah! Teacher! Your love is stricter than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and purer than friendship! Your, teacher's love is the greatest and most noble love in the world!" At this time, In the new environment, if someone asks me who my favorite person is, I will answer loudly without hesitation: "My former head teacher, Teacher Sun!" 500-word excellent essay on the person I like 11 Collection, Memory Butterfly Flapping its wings, it shuttles among the flowers of friendship. It collects the experience of getting along with friends sincerely, uniting and loving each other, and keeps the friendship of the dearest ones in its memory forever. He has a bronze skin that symbolizes health. He has a bright and cheerful personality; he is an all-around sports star; who is he? He is my best friend - Gao Hailong. When class is over, it is hard not to hear his direct comments. Hearty laughter as high as the sky.

I advised him not to compete anymore, and he said loudly: "No!" I couldn't do anything with him, so I started shooting with him again, and lo and behold, he lost another round. Although it has many shortcomings, it still has many advantages. One day, I went to the street with him. Suddenly, he saw a beggar sitting on the roadside begging from passers-by, and said to me: "Uncle, that man is so pitiful, let's give him some money." I said: "Okay." So, he ran He went to the beggar and gave the beggar the five cents his mother had just given him. The man hurriedly said: "Thank you! Thank you!" My little nephew is such a person. I like him very much, but I hope that he must overcome his shortcomings, carry forward his strengths, and become a good child. Excellent 500-word essay on a person I like 14 I have come into contact with countless people, but the person I like the most is still her. As for who she is, take a guess! She has an unattractive appearance, with a pair of heavy eyes on a high bridge of nose, and two cute dimples when she smiles, but at the same time, the two eye-catching "rabbit teeth" are also exposed. So, she learned from the ancients and "smiled without showing her teeth" every time she took a photo, making people laugh and laugh. As for what she wears, she wears a school uniform almost every day, so that everyone can't help but ask her: "Don't you have anything to wear at home?" Every time she hears this sentence, she always laughs it off. From now on I will still go my own way. Her grades have always been among the best in the class, and she was either first or second every time. If she got third, the whole class would be stunned! This is inseparable from her love of reading. Look, get out of class is over, and the classmates are cheering and running out of the door like flying, but she calmly takes out a composition book and reads it with interest. Sometimes she doesn't even know when the class bell rings. If it hadn't been for the reminder from her deskmate, she would have put away the book in shock when the teacher started teaching! Composition She has a very good temper. Every time her arm crossed the "38th line", her deskmate would hit her hard. If it were anyone else, he would either have a red-faced quarrel with his deskmate, or a fight. But she said politely: "If I do this again in the future, please remind me not to hit others, okay?" After saying this, her deskmate would immediately feel embarrassed. To be honest, everyone has never seen her lose her temper! You ask me why I like her so much? Because...she is me! Don't say I'm narcissistic. If you think about it carefully, who doesn't like themselves? Excellent 500-word essay on a person I like 15 I have many people I like, among them, Meng Xin is my favorite. She has a bunch of short hair, a fair face, a pair of bright eyes, and is very beautiful. She is my classmate. She studies well, listens carefully in class, and is meticulous in her work. She is a good role model for us. One day, she came to school and after finishing preparations for class, the teacher asked him to mark the homework of the fifty people in our class. Meng Xin said: "Okay." After Meng Xin passed by, she started to grade her homework. When I came, the teacher also asked me to help Meng Xin grade her homework. When I left, Meng Xin was meticulously grading her homework. I was afraid of disturbing her, so I quietly went over and stood next to her and picked up the homework. We started grading the homework book. When we finished grading, Meng Xin and I sent the homework to the teacher's office. After checking it, the teacher praised Meng Xin and me for doing a good job and made us the Chinese class representatives. Meng Xin and I were very happy I was happy. After returning home, Meng Xin and I took the Chinese books and started to lead the students to read the text. Class was over, and Meng Xin quickly returned to her seat. The Chinese teacher came back and we started class. Today we taught lesson 19 "Beautiful Xiaoxing'anling". After we finished speaking, we started working on the exercise book. I saw Meng Xin After doing it seriously, Meng Xin handed it to the teacher. The teacher praised her for her seriousness and showed us what she had written. We all praised Meng Xin for her seriousness and meticulousness. It was us who A good example. After class, I went out to play with my classmates. I saw Meng Xin reading Chinese books in the classroom but not going out to play. I saw Meng Xin reviewing the content of the text we learned today. We really need to learn from her. Such spirit . It was this incident that made me feel that Meng Xin was meticulous in her work and listened carefully in class.

So we all say that she is our little model for learning, and the teacher also praises her for her serious study and asking us to learn from her. In this midterm exam, her score was higher than mine. I am proud to have such a classmate. Proud! I realized from this incident: We must also learn from Meng Xin, listen carefully in class, answer questions actively, be meticulous in doing things, be a learning model in the class, have excellent test scores, be praised by teachers, and praised by classmates!