Joke stories of love letters

It was 1993, and Silly Mouth was a handsome guy. He passed the love letter to his beloved little girl.

Hello, dear:

When I first met you, there was a key in my belly button? Happy, when I am with you, do I have a small comb? Shu Xin, do I really want to light candles with you? Always unite as one, please don't grow eggplant on your navel? Too oversensitive. Do you doubt that I worship Guanyin barefoot? Seriously, say I touch my chest and get the key? Have fun, get an arrow in the chest? Sad, I must hang my head on my chest? Empty your heart and want to do things with your fingers? Qi Xin, eat watermelon in June? Happy life of my sweetheart, please accept my pomegranate flower in spring? A red heart.

A spoony stupid mouth

A few days later, Dumb Mouth received a reply from the girl, and Dumb Mouth opened the letter with trepidation. See above:

Stupid mouth:

When I receive your letter, I want to eat centipede raw? Scratch your paws and scratch your heart. God let me know that you are stepping on the back of a turtle? Sadly, with you, I feel that flies don't bite people? Gross, it's not my garlic sprout, is it? Sweating, are you a grass man's chest? A bodhisattva who was unintentionally pinched by a coal face? Black heart, begging for tears? Although poor, I still have a good time.

Begging a person to cry, mom and dad? False sadness, nuns only shave half their heads? Without sincerity, isn't my neck crooked? Your mouth is wrong, you wolf give gifts to sheep? Without kindness, the tiger wears a mask? A person with a face and the heart of a beast, if Bai doesn't think he has become a beauty? If people are evil, will you please continue to go to heaven for 250 days Wishful thinking, eunuchs marry? It's wishful thinking!

A cold girl

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