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Past events _ 1200 words

Many things always appear in a person's world in a casual moment. Me too. Only one thing is deeply rooted in my heart.

This memory always stays in the past time and is rarely mentioned. Of course, the main reason is that every time it is mentioned, it makes people laugh like a joke.

It's a long story, but to make it short.

Our home is located in the countryside, where there is a lot of fun. When I was a child, I was still very naughty. Always taking peers around, causing a lot of trouble. But it doesn't matter. My parents always say something about me, and then things change. As for the other children, some have suffered. They were not only scolded. I have also been warned again and again to study hard and not to walk in the corner (this corner means playing with me). Of course, their parents are also afraid that I will lead their children astray.

But I can't. I am their gnashing teeth.

But that's all. I am used to being the king of my children and enjoying their admiration for me, just like my parents. This also exercised my thin face.

Once when I was burning leaves in my yard, I accidentally put my lighter into the fire, but I didn't know its harm, and because I was a child, I was curious, so I put my head close to the fire and wanted to know what would happen. It was nothing at first, but it exploded at once. At the moment of the explosion, I was slow to respond and didn't want to retreat. I covered my handsome face with my hand and my body trembled with a bang. But fortunately, I was not hurt. Children forget quickly and soon forget all about kung fu.

Until dinner in the evening, my parents seemed to find something strange. They sniffed in the room first, and then suddenly locked me in, which made me a little scared. My parents' eyes only fell on me when I was in trouble, and they didn't even bother to look at me at ordinary times. But this time, my eyes are a little different. Am I in trouble again? Looking back on what happened today, it's strange, but I didn't get into trouble!

In that case, I'm too lazy to guess, so I just ask.

"Why do you smell burning? When you baked sweet potatoes, you accidentally burned yourself? " As soon as this comes out, I am relieved. However, my heart instantly mentioned my throat. Did my face burn?

I quickly picked up the mirror and glanced at my handsome face. It's okay. No injuries.

That's weird. I smelled it at first, but I didn't pay much attention because I was burning leaves in the afternoon and thought it was the smell of leaves.

Mother finally stared at my hair. I followed my eyes and didn't feel that I touched my hair. When I took my hand off, it was full of black things, like dust.

But I soon noticed some differences. My hair seems to be getting shorter. Is it because my hair is burnt?

This is a fashionable hairstyle that I have worked so hard to ask my mother to cut me at a high price. Is it ruined?

that this is not the important question. The point is that I'm going to graduate from primary school. What should I do when filming graduation photo?

Sleep and you will forget to go to school as usual tomorrow morning. I continued to play with my friends after class, but this time they all looked at my hair subconsciously. Who knows? I can tell.

They passed it on one by one, and the whole class knew it. They also nicknamed me "short hair". This embarrassed me and hurt my self-esteem. Every time I hear their laughter after class, I wonder if they are talking about themselves.

So unconscious, my figure was printed on the graduation photo.

I had graduation photo when I was in primary school. Looking at me in the photo, I am not so sad in my memory. After all, my hair is really a bit like an explosive head, and I can't blame them. In retrospect, I just smiled.

Everything, people will only experience it once, and the rest will stay in memory. One piece of the past, the only unforgettable, and only this matter.