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Say two-part allegorical sayings

1, talk about the wind and sail-do it.

2. The child whispers-let him speak.

3. Drink river water and talk about the sea-boundless.

4. Tell stories and sing drums-Go board

5, Jiang Taigong said cross talk-God chat

6, smoking a pipe and talking in your sleep-not enough.

7, big gold teeth as a matchmaker-full of lies (yellow words)

8, all talk and no practice-lip service.

9. If you say something, you can't step on it-hard.

10, say nice things with rock sugar-sweet words.

1 1, when you see a camel, you say that the horse has a swollen back-it's rare and strange.

12, white talk-rumors confuse people.

13, talk to the deaf-open your mouth.

14, saying that cows and horses lay eggs-a joke.

15, short words in front of the dwarf-angered many people

16, belly button talk-rumor (waist talk)

17, storytelling brake board-and listen to the next decomposition.

18, whispering in the bridal chamber-sweet words

19, half two people speak a thousand pounds of language-what a big breath.

20. Say beautiful in the mirror-praise

2 1, talking to the dumb-wasting your breath

22, big girl matchmaking-it's hard to say

23. The teapot is hard to talk with its mouth-it's very hot inside.

24. Talking on the ladder-climbing high; Want to climb high?

25, eat honey and say good things-sweet words.