Ten funniest jokes

One of the top ten funniest jokes:

1, kangaroo said to monkey: I can put my mobile phone in my bag, but you can only hang it on your ass.

The monkey replied:? Actually, I used to hang it around my neck! What other uses does the ass have?

The weasel proposed to the little police dog, and everyone laughed? He is a flower of the public security system. Who are you?

The weasel was furious, patted his yellow hair and said to everyone? See the fluff on my body? We come from the golden velvet system. ?

3. The cheetah whose donkey disdains to win the sprint champion: Let's race in the city if we can.

Cheetah: So you can run fast?

Donkey: Of course, don't forget, I will scream like an ambulance!

4. A gecko met a turtle on the road and said with a smile. Are you tired of carrying a pot on such a hot day?

The tortoise said:? Only you, running around naked all day. ?

5. Mosquito: Mom, I learned to fly, and I can fly very well!

Mother Mosquito: How do you know you can fly well?

Mosquito: Because I just went out for a walk and heard a lot of applause!

Ten funniest jokes 2:

1, a monkey said to his master: I don't want to be a monkey, I want to be a human. ?

The host said:? If you want to be a person, you must pull out all your hair. ?

The monkey said, ok. ?

The master pulled it out with tweezers. Hardly had he pulled out one when the monkey cried out in pain and refused to pull it out again.

The host said:? How can you be a man if you refuse to pull out a dime! ?

2. The mosquito flew to the bull's horn and had a long rest. When he was about to fly away, he asked the bull if he wanted him to leave.

The bull replied:? I don't know when you came, and I don't care if you leave. ?

In order to chase a hen, two cocks fought, and one of them beat the other away.

The defeated side had to hide in a covered place, but the winning side flew to the high wall and shouted.

Then an eagle flew over and caught him.

After that, the defeated cock caught up with the hen safely.

A rooster is looking for food for himself and his hen in the field.

It found a piece of Baoyu and said to Baoyu. If not me, but your master finds you, he will pick you up very cherish; But I find you useless. I would rather get a wheat than all the jewels in the world. ?

A mouse fell into a jar half filled with rice, which made the mouse overjoyed. After making sure there was no danger, it ate fiercely and went to sleep after eating.

So the mouse ate and slept in the rice jar, and the days passed day by day.

I also thought about jumping out of the rice jar, but I couldn't get rid of the temptation of glistening rice. It was not until one day that the rice jar bottomed out that I found that I had no way to jump out.

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