Humorous joke, classmate, can you say it again?

Selected humorous jokes, classmates, can you still say no?

1, in the dormitory at night.

? Insert? Where did you insert it?

? Can't get in! ?

? Push! ? . . .

Then the dormitory was dark in an instant, and Nima was short-circuited! ! !

2. Talking on the phone with a long-lost college classmate, I: How is my brother? Recently?

He said: at first I thought I would make a difference with the housekeeping skills I learned at school!

Me: What about now?

He said: now I am a janitor of a factory!

There are many mosquitoes in my class in summer. The boy sitting in front of me is always bitten by mosquitoes and angry. Keep biting your dad! ! ?

The result was heard by my deskmate. After a while, the mosquito bit my deskmate, and my deskmate photographed the homosexual theory. Take care of your children and keep biting me! ?

When I was at school, my roommate was scalded by boiling water, so the dormitory took turns cooking for him.

One day, an idiot roommate came in with a job? Hey? I threw it on the table and shouted, when the fuck are you ready? I have to serve you every day!

Before the injured buddy spoke, I said leisurely: alas! No dutiful son before bed for a long time!

5, the teacher is in class, suddenly the phone rang, the teacher hesitated to answer, the students said: teacher, go out and answer it! ?

But the teacher hesitated. At this moment, a student from Huo Yier came over and said something, which made the class boil. Teacher, why don't we go out and you pick it up in the house?

6. In high school Chinese class, we talked about famous disabled people. The teacher gave examples of Zhang Haidi and Hawking, and then we took it as a topic. A classmate directly stood up and said: Yang Guo!

At this moment Mei Chaofeng, Duan Yanqing and others came out from below. At this moment, a classmate shouted: Dong Fangbubai!

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