Joke concentration

1. When I was a child, I watched TV series Hunt and Rogue Tycoon. An old woman in the yard said, "Chasing the Fugitive is on tonight." . . . . . .

An unfamiliar colleague chatted with me, and the content of the chat was extremely boring. He told me about him and his girlfriend. What is wrong with me? After he talked for a long time, look at me. Maybe it means that he has said so much, so I have to make a statement. For a moment, I really don't know what to say. I blurted out and asked: You. I have had a cold for a long time! ! ! !

3, buy a pot helmet to eat together, a man stepped forward: boss, two helmets! Good teeth, good appetite and delicious food. . . )

4. In the past, the examination teacher handed out papers, and the girls at the back took one more and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine."

My friend's child is half a year old, so I call to care. After a few commonplaces, I popped up: Is your child eating human milk or your milk now?

6. I went to buy watermelon that day and heard someone ask the melon seller: Does your watermelon have skin?

7. One day when I was shopping, I was in a hurry to pee. I found an internet cafe in front of me, rushed into the door and shouted at the stationmaster: Where is the toilet in your toilet?

8. When I bought rice in the canteen and saw the long-awaited tofu skin, I excitedly told the waiter that I wanted a potato skin, which startled everyone around me.

9. The political teacher once said, "Let me give you an example." Then he felt wrong and said, "give me an example."

10, junior high school, the teacher asked the translator. Who is this person? A classmate translated: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless.

1 1, I remember there was a dog in Lu Yu, and MM next to it shouted in surprise: Ah, there is no dog in that tail! !

12 I once called a customer named Wang. The switchboard was answered by a sweet-sounding MM, who told me his extension number. I didn't know if the king I was looking for was a man or a woman, so I asked by the way, "Is he a man or a woman?"

13. Yesterday, someone said that they would introduce me to a girlfriend. I wanted to ask "Is it good-looking", but it turned out to be "cheap".

14, in high school, my brother and I were in the same class, and he sat behind me. One night, our geography teacher asked us: Who is your sister? Who is the younger brother?

15. I bought cold rice noodles once and went to another dormitory. When I came back, I found my roommate eating my cold rice noodles. When they saw me coming back, one of them said to me, why did you come back? Cold rice noodles are getting cold!

16, I wanted to drink soda that day, so I quickly went to the cold drink stand and said a bottle of soda. Unexpectedly, when I saw the beer in front of me, I said in a hurry, "Boss, have a bottle of fart water", boss. .............

17, once, my husband and I quarreled and he called me a pig! I scolded him: "You are the husband of a pig. . . "I really feel like a pig after scolding.

18, I remember once, I went to KFC with a sister. I heard her muttering in the queue, a chicken leg hamburger and a pair of chicken wings. .........................................................................................................................

19, college students get together in the forest park. It's time for everyone to prepare dinner. Two boys volunteered to go to the canteen to buy beer. The monitor wants to remind them to buy beer and cans. Perhaps because they have been talking about international current affairs just now, the monitor stood up and shouted, "Beer should belong to Iraq."

20.MM told me about KFC's new "flesh and blood connection" (mutton kebabs have brittle bones) and asked me to take her to eat. It was extremely hot in Beijing these days, and I was in a daze. When I arrived at the restaurant, I said to the smiling Miss KFC: Please give me two "flesh and blood", thank you! ............

2 1. Just now, a colleague read the newspaper and asked, "How many games did China win yesterday?" China is one, but Singapore can't produce negative numbers.

22. One of our colleagues, when taking the driver's license test, said a classic sentence to the examiner: report the instrument, and the examiner is normal.