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I am not a good student in composition.
? I thought for a while, and I felt as if I couldn't even remember the name of a junior high school text, but I didn't want to be despised by my cousin. I thought about it, looked up and saw the poster of Faye Wong on the wall. I felt refreshed and said, My favorite is the one of Yue Ming who asked for wine.
. My cousin was overjoyed and said, I like this song by Li Bai, too.
In this article, from ancient times to modern times, only Su Dongpo's gentleman can't see how the water of the Yellow River moved out of the sky and entered the sea, and it can be matched with it forever. I feel horrible. Although I can't remember when the moon was written, n+ 1 martial arts novels say that you can't see the Yellow River is Li Taibai's masterpiece. Is martial arts lowercase wrong or my cousin wrong? My cousin is a liberal arts student in a normal college, and she is going to devote herself to education. If he is wrong, how can he do so? But how do the students in normal colleges believe that many building friends have a say over me? I am ashamed because it reminds me when the bright moon will come, not because the Chinese teacher teaches well, but because Faye Wong sings well. I feel inferior because the reason why I said iloveyou is not because the English teacher taught me well, but because the teacher Aunt Rosamund Kwan performed well. I think I must be an ungrateful bad student because I really can't remember what the teacher taught me. When I wanted to chase a girl, I found that the teacher didn't teach me how to write a love letter, didn't teach me how to win the girl's heart, and even threatened me with the slogan that you dare to fall in love early. I think, I think, I spent months looking for information everywhere and finally wrote a love letter, but I didn't send it, because I found that the girl I like had put on the ring finger of her right hand, and her left hand had been held by someone else's right hand. When I tried to please my superiors, I found that my teacher didn't teach me how to socialize, and even said not to engage in shameful nepotism. I thought about it, and finally decided to summon up the courage to invite the leader to dinner, and found that others had stuffed the leader with a red envelope.
I found that I almost forgot all the so-called textbooks. Is the nine-year deep compulsory education just to make me forget it completely in a year or two? However, I found it much easier than forgetting a girl. Those textbooks that were fresh in our memory were forgotten by us in the years after reading them.
I was a good student in primary school, and my awards were all over my wall. With so many pens, my mother wants to open a stationery store. My mother laughs like a sunflower in the sun, and I am as happy as a sunflower in the sun. The teacher praised me, and the whole village praised me. Although I am naughty, my good grades cover up all my bad faults.
. Rural education facilities are backward, and educated people run away in a few days. There are not enough teachers, so only Chinese and mathematics are taught, and there seems to be geometry, which I can't remember clearly. I admit that I was a smart person at that time, because I had few subjects, so I could get good grades by virtue of my cleverness. But after I entered junior high school, I joined English chemistry, politics, physics, history, sports, music and art, and my body entered an unprecedented melee. Chinese and English interact, history and chemistry interact before and after my body, mathematics and politics interact at my feet and overhead, and other subjects interact between my internal organs. As written in Jin Yong's novels, smart people will never learn to have intercourse around the week, and what's more, I learned excellent intercourse. But what can I do? The Chinese teacher said that Chinese is profound and is a national treasure. If you want to learn all your life, you must learn well. The English teacher said that if you want to connect with the international community in the future, you must learn well. The math teacher said that math is the most commonly used knowledge in daily life. The history teacher said that we must learn well if we don't forget our ancestors and history. The chemistry teacher said that chemistry can create miracles and bring hope. The PE teacher said that your body is the capital of study. The physics teacher said,,,, in short, we must learn well in an all-round way, but knowledge is not food after all. Just because I'm not partial to food doesn't mean we can't be partial to food. Food can be crushed.
I can't eat knowledge, and finally my all-round development leads to my overall mediocrity. Of course, I became a so-called bad student and didn't study well. Then I changed from a so-called bad student to a real bad student. I don't understand why the teacher told us to concentrate on our studies, but also to distract us from our subjects. Forgive me for not being Wei Xiaobao and not being distracted to take care of everything. Besides, it is much more difficult to like seven or eight objects at the same time than seven or eight girls at the same time. I don't want to suffer from schizophrenia.
I am an unloved bastard. I can take a bottle of enchanting jade fairy, lead a drunken life and ride a motorcycle. Passers-by A, B and D can say that the speed of this sb is 250 yards. Is he the legendary cloud FSB250? I'll rush to that guy called "Hey! Personnel and services "
Your voice knocked your brain out and warmed your cold heart with cold jokes. But dear teachers, you can't, because you have placed the hopes of the people of the whole country and the future of the motherland. Don't let students live in this unfair world with tears for their grades, and don't let students say that I got my diploma but left behind youth and regret.
Let's end with some messy lyrics:
Dreams are always out of reach. Should we give up?
Flowers bloom and fall. It is spring again. Where are you?
Life is like a ruthless meat cleaver, which has changed my appearance.
Will it wither before it blooms? I had a dream.
Youth is like a running river. Once lost, it's too late to say goodbye.
I'm just numb. I don't have the blood of that year.
If we are not crazy, youth will be wasted. If we are not crazy, we will forget it.
Poverty is like living in vain, forgetting is like having no past.
Searching and hiding can't find any living evidence.
The asphalt roads in the city are too difficult to tread on.
Proud and ignorant modern people don't know how to cherish.
The ocean and the world destroyed by civilization.
Only by staying away from the crowd can we find ourselves.
Kill honesty or kill love. When love comes, you will betray your honesty.
Kill the truth or kill the lies.
Never let it stand on the hostile side.
There are more than 60,000 countries in the world, and we rank 108.
We let Americans dare not expect anything. We let Japan.
People dare not be presumptuous.
We created this era, and they only created Time magazine.
Oh! One more thing: I forgot to bring my shoes back when I was hanging them outside last night, and they disappeared in the morning. I bought another one just like it from Shuang Yi. I told myself that my shoes were not lost, but turned new and white. Wear your own shoes and go your own way, giving everyone a way to go. Wearing other people's shoes and taking other people's roads will not only make others have no way to go, but also make their feet suffer from other people's beriberi. I said to myself, don't be afraid that a broken shoe will disappear and a new love will come. Don't be afraid, no matter how dark the road ahead is, shoes will always be white.
Male roommates of marriageable age, we will meet again soon. We all hope to have a wife in the future and don't "regret having a wife". Those who leave carelessly will also have mistresses. I hope you don't "regret marrying a second wife". If you "regret your second wife" again, don't expect to "regret your second wife". You know, there are only three things.
In the last article, a kind-hearted building friend recommended my movie, and I also recommended a good movie to you, Bollywood. The name looks a bit silly, but the content is very clever. China can't make excellent films that would otherwise be banned and criticize exam-oriented education.
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