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2, the feeling of sleep has been blurred.
Parting makes me deeply realize that fate is painful.
Even if there are more disappointments in my heart, I won't stop leaving.
After losing you, I am still myself, aren't I?
6. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.
7. I didn't know what fun was until I separated.
8. Let my love go with the wind and stay where it is.
9. Some people, if they miss one step, are doomed to miss the Millennium.
10, our love, everything is gone.
1 1. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.
12, your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is.
13, your love with Russia is gone, leaving a trace.
14, lovelorn. Note: The situation is frozen.
15. If I knew you would let go, I would rather you had never been here in the future.
16, after being hurt by you, my head is blank now, maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.
17, even if we are separated, I still hope you live better than me.
18, 1 Qumolige, from now on you are just a stranger to me.
19, your departure made me slowly learn to clear my mind and pretend to be normal.
20. When tears fall, it is a period, and your heart has never gone far.
2 1, the upward movement of the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.
22. I want more and want to hold on to it more firmly, but when I hurt my palm, everything slipped away inadvertently.
23. Turning my back, I told myself that I couldn't look back, and I was glad that I wouldn't cry for anyone in the future.
24, too late to say love to her, how could she have the heart to leave?
25. If you can, please don't forget. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.
26. Unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.
27, tear up this page, delete all this, we are not who is who.
28. I will bury all my time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I just hope you can be happy around him.
Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.
30. Next time we meet, we really should be strangers.
3 1, there is a trend called breaking up. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters.
32. There is a kind of silent love, which is called giving up, sighing lightly and leaving for love.
33. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.
34. The longer the word "breakup" is dragged on, the more painful it is.
35. At last, I cried and said goodbye, but I couldn't bear to part with it.
36. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?
37. Those who have disappeared, and those clear eyes.
38. The sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.
Please remember that after this moment, we will become strangers.
40, your world I choose to leave, I left more space for others, I hope this is what you want!
4 1, with your departure, my world has lost its color.
42. Tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.
43, let go of love, I hum along the path, countless sadness.
44, no longer rely on, because I have chosen to leave.
45. If you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better.
46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.
47. Since we have to break up sooner or later, we might as well leave now.
48. If you are heartbroken and forget your feelings, no matter how hard you try, you can't save the broken past.
49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can also fall like this.
50. If time goes backwards and I want to take back the breakup.
Funny comment reply, funny god comment and god reply
1. My Ferrari 488 has just started for more than a week, and I always feel lacking in power, sports car strength and bad sense of direction. I went to an insider who knows about cars to have a look. It's time to change the battery. Damn, the battery I sent was really useless, so I decisively replaced it with Fu Nan. Your clothes are moist, smooth, elastic, deep and moist. Although your dress is gorgeous, it lacks a trace of simplicity and does not give me a brand-new feeling. If you add that trace of simplicity, no one can stop it. I hope to see a brand-new you on the stage of the international fashion finals, ok? I will give you a definite answer. In the medical room, you said to the doctor: Doctor, I feel a little sick there. The doctor said without looking up, take off your pants. You don't move, the doctor looked up at you and said, take off your pants. How can I check if you don't take off your pants? You said shyly that my place is a little small. The doctor smiled: I have been practicing medicine for so many years, why haven't I seen a little one? Don't worry, I won't laugh at you. Are you sure you won't laugh at me? The doctor said impatiently, I'm sure, take it off quickly, there are many patients behind. So you took off your pants, and the doctor glanced at you: well, it's a little small, as big as a peanut. What's wrong with it? You: It's swollen. I used to be called Dionysus. A dozen were handled in one night, five were injured and six were knocked down, which made countless people tremble! Whether it is red or white, the wine must be dry! ! But now why should I quit the Jianghu and live in seclusion in the mountains? Pour two cups and break the article after three cups? What makes me change so much! ? Is it hatred? Or love? Pick up the phone, edit the message, and I'll invite you to dinner and send it to my phone. Communicate face to face with the former Dionysus, listen to the story behind Dionysus, and feel the glory and sadness behind Dionysus. 5. Old people talk about juvenile madness, treat kidney deficiency and do not contain sugar. Golden hat mink fur, thousand riding with Kang Wang. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, for three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. Wine, breast and gall are still in business, watermelon frost, Guangzhi. Hold the festival cloud, three gold glucose. I can bow like a full moon and look northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, Heng Yuanxiang, Yang Yang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier. Space to talk about God's comments and God's answers. 6. I prepare a box, then I take 20 thousand, you take 20 thousand, and put it in the box at the same time. Then I'll sell you the box for 30 thousand, and you and I will each earn 10 thousand ~ small business ~ if you are the one ~ 7. I'm sorry to interrupt an advertisement. I transferred half a pack of spicy strips from Wei Long. I bought it in early June. 10. I ate three, 17, and a lot of spicy oil. When you can't bear to eat, you can dip steamed bread in spicy oil. I usually order it with a stapler after eating to prevent it from getting wet. It is complete, about 2 cm thick and 8 cm long. It is really delicious. Usually a small piece can be enjoyed for half a day. The price is private ~ 8. After reading your conversation, I took a sip of Cuban cigar, took a sip of Romannikondi, put down the helicopter key, gave up the conversation with Trump, opened the drawer and took out the dusty Wuling Hong Guang key. See you tonight 10: 00. If you see dust, that's your phone. Am I proud to walk on the provincial highway where the state has invested billions? Ma Yun is rich enough to meet me so far. Wang Sicong is rich enough, but he doesn't know me either. Besides, I have long-term business contacts with domestic large state-owned banks such as industry and commerce, construction and agriculture, and have correspondence with tens of billions of enterprises such as China Mobile and China Unicom. Have you ever heard of me? Don't tell me any cards, let alone show off your wealth. Don't say that. Instant noodles will be delicious in a minute! Funny, comment, reply
1, get used to forgetting you and your past.
2, the feeling of sleep has been blurred.
Parting makes me deeply realize that fate is painful.
Even if there are more disappointments in my heart, I won't stop leaving.
After losing you, I am still myself, aren't I?
6. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.
7. I didn't know what fun was until I separated.
8. Let my love go with the wind and stay where it is.
9. Some people, if they miss one step, are doomed to miss the Millennium.
10, our love, everything is gone.
1 1. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.
12, your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is.
13, your love with Russia is gone, leaving a trace.
14, lovelorn. Note: The situation is frozen.
15. If I knew you would let go, I would rather you had never been here in the future.
16, after being hurt by you, my head is blank now, maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.
17, even if we are separated, I still hope you live better than me.
18, 1 Qumolige, from now on you are just a stranger to me.
19, your departure made me slowly learn to clear my mind and pretend to be normal.
20. When tears fall, it is a period, and your heart has never gone far.
2 1, the upward movement of the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.
22. I want more and want to hold on to it more firmly, but when I hurt my palm, everything slipped away inadvertently.
23. Turning my back, I told myself that I couldn't look back, and I was glad that I wouldn't cry for anyone in the future.
24, too late to say love to her, how could she have the heart to leave?
25. Please don't forget if you can. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.
26. Unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.
27, tear up this page, delete all this, we are not who is who.
28. I will bury all my time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I just hope you can be happy around him.
Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.
30. Next time we meet, we really should be strangers.
3 1, there is a trend called breaking up. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters.
32. There is a kind of silent love, which is called giving up, sighing lightly and leaving for love.
33. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.
34. The longer the word "breakup" is dragged on, the more painful it is.
35. At last, I cried and said goodbye, but I couldn't bear to part with it.
36. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?
37. Those who have disappeared, and those clear eyes.
38. The sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.
Please remember that after this moment, we will become strangers.
40, your world I choose to leave, I left more space for others, I hope this is what you want!
4 1, with your departure, my world has lost its color.
42. Tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.
43, let go of love, I hum along the path, countless sadness.
44, no longer rely on, because I have chosen to leave.
45. If you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better.
46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.
47. Since we have to break up sooner or later, we might as well leave now.
48. If you are heartbroken and forget your feelings, no matter how hard you try, you can't save the broken past.
49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can also fall like this.
50. If time goes backwards and I want to take back the breakup.
Qq talks about commenting on God's reply.
1, get used to forgetting you and your past.
2, the feeling of sleep has been blurred.
Parting makes me deeply realize that fate is painful.
Even if there are more disappointments in my heart, I won't stop leaving.
After losing you, I am still myself, aren't I?
6. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.
7. I didn't know what fun was until I separated.
8. Let my love go with the wind and stay where it is.
9. Some people, if they miss one step, are doomed to miss the Millennium.
10, our love, everything is gone.
1 1. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.
12, your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is.
13, your love with Russia is gone, leaving a trace.
14, lovelorn. Note: The situation is frozen.
15. If I knew you would let go, I would rather you had never been here in the future.
16, after being hurt by you, my head is blank now, maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.
17, even if we are separated, I still hope you live better than me.
18, 1 Qumolige, from now on you are just a stranger to me.
19, your departure made me slowly learn to clear my mind and pretend to be normal.
20. When tears fall, it is a period, and your heart has never gone far.
2 1, the upward movement of the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.
22. I want more and want to hold on to it more firmly, but when I hurt my palm, everything slipped away inadvertently.
23. Turning my back, I told myself that I couldn't look back, and I was glad that I wouldn't cry for anyone in the future.
24, too late to say love to her, how could she have the heart to leave?
25. Please don't forget if you can. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.
26. Unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.
27, tear up this page, delete all this, we are not who is who.
28. I will bury all my time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I just hope you can be happy around him.
Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.
30. Next time we meet, we really should be strangers.
3 1, there is a trend called breaking up. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters.
32. There is a kind of silent love, which is called giving up, sighing lightly and leaving for love.
33. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.
34. The longer the word "breakup" is dragged on, the more painful it is.
35. At last, I cried and said goodbye, but I couldn't bear to part with it.
36. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?
37. Those who have disappeared, and those clear eyes.
38. The sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.
Please remember that after this moment, we will become strangers.
40, your world I choose to leave, I left more space for others, I hope this is what you want!
4 1, with your departure, my world has lost its color.
42. Tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.
43, let go of love, I hum along the path, countless sadness.
44, no longer rely on, because I have chosen to leave.
45. If you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better.
46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.
47. Since we have to break up sooner or later, we might as well leave now.
48. If you are heartbroken and forget your feelings, no matter how hard you try, you can't save the broken past.
49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can also fall like this.
50. If time goes backwards and I want to take back the breakup.
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