Brother Tiger also came to tell some jokes

I saw on TV that nutritionists said that you should eat fruits and vegetables first, then staple foods, and finally meat.

Because fruits and vegetables are digested fastest, followed by starch, and protein is the slowest.

I thought it made sense. After I ate a cantaloupe and a bowl of noodles, I found that I couldn’t eat my beloved roast duck... What a nutritionist! You liar!