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What are the classic quotations of Ji Bolun Huang?
1, open your mouth and come.
2, groundless.
I wish you a safe entry and exit.
Please welcome me in the street.
I hope the gift you gave me is pink.
6. Chewing gum, not incense, not sugar.
7, the height is different, but fortunately, it must be aligned in the end.
8. Chewing gum, not sweet or sugar.
No one loved you more than I did before coming out.
10, I am a very practical person, I only believe that love grows with time.
1 1. I'm willing to make you a cow, a horse and a sheep. Stop taking it and give it to me.
12, it feels good not to wear it, but it is not safe. That's how my last mobile phone broke.
13, the so-called growth is to hear the word "choppy" and never think about the sea again.
14. Yesterday, I went swimming in the reservoir and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up this morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks.
15, when I was 8 years old, an uncle dragged me into the house and hurt my body with that disgusting thing, regardless of my feelings. After a while, he put the liquid in, and then my legs shook and I pulled up my pants. I swear, I will never give an injection again.
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