Please give Cao Yunjin a cross talk name!

>A: The idol in my heart is a great person, easy to learn from. The 2003 graduates of Peking University are really hooligans with diplomas

B: Wait a minute, are they college students or hooligans?

A: Are college students great? They have a cultural background. We young actors can ask for help if we don’t know some characters

B: Let’s study together

A: What do you pronounce the word “Teacher Liu”? I'll write out the pronunciation of this character for you. Write it in pinyin. I can recognize it in any text, including tadpole inscriptions, oracle bone inscriptions and traditional Chinese.

B: Me

A: Do you know them all? Do you have any words to look up? I was walking through the dictionary and found a piece of paper on the ground floor. I picked it up to see what it said.

B: Are there any new words?

A: Good Study. There are slogans on the wall at the rural performance. Look at what is written

B: Are there any new words

A: On a good day to study, I went to the public toilet to urinate and stood up while peeing. I saw a line of writing on the wall opposite. Look up, and up, and up, and keep looking up, and finally there is a line of writing on the roof

B: What is written?

A: Pee your shoes and put on your shoes. All wet, a smart and amazing person

B: You are so insulting to me

A: I said you are a good person

B: Not like that What he said

A: If you are joking about cross talk, you have to talk and laugh like this. Everyone is happy and happy. The four skills of cross talk actors say that learning to sing is not easy. Let’s use this to explain. You have to have a clean mouth. If there is something wrong with you, you can’t talk about cross talk. If you have a big tongue and bite your tongue, it’s troublesome to talk about cross talk. For example, there is a saying that spends two hundred dollars to buy a piglet, squeaks, drinks water, squeaks, eats beans, throws it against the wall, and it makes a squeak. Guess what?

B: What's going on

A: It has to be so clear when you die, every word has to be delivered to your ears, no corruption

B: It's so clear

A: There is something wrong with your mouth and you can’t talk about it. It’s troublesome for this big tongue to talk about this.

B: What’s it like?

A: Spend a hundred yuan to buy a small rental of this and this. (pronounced zhei) Drink water, eat beans, throw them against the wall, and guess what, wash them.

B: Wash them. This is not possible.

A: There is something in the mouth. I can’t say what’s wrong with it. In fact, we need to study language. Our language on stage must be civilized and clean, and we must not talk nonsense. Not only must we pay attention on stage, but we must also be careful off stage. Otherwise, we will make a joke if we don’t pay attention.

B: I’ve made a joke

A: Let’s take last night as an example. Several friends came to the house, including me, there were eight people. When I saw so many people, don’t eat at home and go out to eat. I ordered a large table of vegetables, chicken, duck, fish and everything in a big restaurant

B: Quite a lot

A: At the same time, I ordered a piece of fish soup, which is tortoise soup (B is good at pointing) )

B: Just wait a moment

A: This big tortoise weighs more than 200 kilograms

B: Just wait a moment

A: He's 1.8 meters tall

B: Who are you going to compete with? Don't compete with this one

A: The big tortoise soup was brought over. I was so anxious that I picked up the spoon and filled it. Spoonful of soup

B: How is it?

A: It’s really fresh. The waiter next to me started talking when I praised the soup. Mr., this bastard is a soup drinker and a hard worker. Divide this soup into pieces. Divide this soup into pieces. Isn't there meat in the soup? Divide up the meat. How about you? Isn't there also an egg? Divide this egg into pieces. Hear what I say and let him. He spoke again when dividing the eggs

B: What did you say

A: Sorry sir, I can’t divide the eggs between eight of you and seven bastards

B: Too I can talk

A: I’m still lying in the hospital after this punch. If I can’t speak, I have to make a joke

B: That’s right

A: You have to study it, and it is not easy to learn. There are many things flying in the sky, running on the ground, floating in the water, jumping in the grass, big and small businesses, and asking people from various provinces to speak are all within the scope of our study

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B: Can you learn everything?

A: Of course, we have to learn everything in the world

B: Really

A: Let me ask you which thing in this world has the fastest mouth

B: The fastest speaker

A: The fastest speaker

B: Let me tell you, it’s this The little swallow has the fastest mouth

A: No, the toad has the fastest mouth. The little swallow has a slow mouth, the toad has the fastest mouth.

B: No, our little swallow has the fastest mouth

A: No, no. Toad is quick to talk

B: Xiaoyan is quick to talk

A: Aren’t you trying to make a point? Toad is quick to talk

B: Let’s stop being pretentious and let’s compete for a while How about

A: How to play

B: Let’s count dozens from one to ten to see who is faster

A: Count from one to Let's see who speaks faster. You come first

B: I will imitate the voice of this little swallow

A: I will imitate the voice of a toad

B: Listen

A: Come on

B: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety, how fast. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety.

A: Little Yan

B: Fast or not

A: You don’t look like Xiaoyan, you look like a roast duck

B: Why do you care? Swallows just talk fast

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A: Listen to me, you two and a half.

B: Two and a half, this one with addition is a hundred.

A: Two and a half, two and a half. From here I can count from one hundred taels to five thousand to ten thousand taels and five hundred thousand

B: That’s it for you

A: Hurry up and be quick

B: You are the one with addition

A: You have to study and learn to laugh, and it’s not easy to say cross talk. You have to be funny. It’s not called cross talk. It makes you laugh. But you see, we are in Taiwan I am not amused on or off the stage, and it is not completely smooth. I also have troubles in my heart

B: What’s wrong with you?

A: If you have any troubles, let’s talk about this morning. I’m at home. I am lying down. I am usually busy with performances. Today I want to sleep in. I will do this show tonight and lie down at home

B: Get more rest

A: My wife is a wicked bitch

B: Don’t say that

A: I woke up at 8:30 in the morning and you said what should I do when I woke up? Why don’t you bother me?

B: What’s wrong with him?

A: He pulled me, it’s time to get up, it’s time to get up, you can’t afford to get up, you can’t afford to get up, I got angry (accent) when I heard this

B : You are going crazy

A: Why are you going crazy when you say this? You are seeking death. I will kick you to death. I am getting up. I seem to be getting up. I am tired. I am getting up. Are you scolding me? I’m scolding you. I’m scolding your grandmother’s grandson (finger B)

B: I’m talking about you here. Who are you scolding?

A: Scolding Where is my wife?

B: Why are you coming at me for scolding your wife?

A: Do you care if I scold my wife?

B: scold

A: Don’t you care?

B: I don’t care, I don’t care if I talk too much

A: I can’t afford it if you ask me to do it

B: Let me tell you, if you want to get up, get up if you don’t want to, then go back to sleep for a while

A: My wife also said, if you want to get up, get up if you don’t want to, then go back to sleep for a while

B: No, wait a minute. Who said this?

A: My wife

B: Why is it the same as what I said

A: I’m so close, I’ve caught up. You said it’s over when I get up. You’re still looking for trouble with me. I’m sitting there. I’m sitting there. I’m lucky. I’ll bring you a cup of tea. Take two sips.

B : Let you drink some water

A: Do you want to drink it? Do you want to drink it? Do you want to drink it? I got excited (accent) when I heard this.

B: Yes It’s time to go to the hospital

A: Why are you going crazy when you say you’re giving your life? You’re looking for death. I’ll kick you to death and I’ll drink.

I seem to drink. I feel tired. I seem to want to drink. But I don’t really want to drink. Shanxi Wangzi. I drink one drink, two drinks, three drinks. I drink, I drink, I drink. Your grandma is a grandson (also refers to B)

B: What do you mean, who are you scolding?

A: Are you scolding my wife?

B: Why are you coming at me?

A: I'm scolding my wife if you don't care. Are you in charge?

B: Just scold me

A: Do you want me to say whether I should drink or not?

B: I am willing to take a few sips, but I am not willing to stop drinking. Then

A: My wife also said she would like to have a few sips and she would like to drink it then.

B: You will come back later. Who said that?

A: Me My wife said it

B: Why is it the same as what I said?

A: You said it was over after I finished drinking. You looked for my cigarette and handed it over to you for a smoke. I'm going to smoke, I'm not going to smoke, I'm going to get hot when I hear these words

B: Are you going to die?

A: Why are you so crazy for giving me your life? You're looking for death. I'll kick you to death. I smoke. I seem to smoke. I'm tired of smoking. I seem to want to smoke, but I don't really want to smoke. I smoke, I smoke.

B: Beat your grandma and grandson

A: Make me wet with urine

B: You are talking nonsense

A: What! Why did you come to me?

B: Nonsense, you have come to me twice

A: My wife is anxious

B: Ah

A: I want you to tell me whether I smoke or not! My wife is ignoring me

B: That’s outrageous

A: You think I should smoke or not? Ah

B: Please wait and ask again! Let me ask you first, after what I have said, is there still your wife here?

A: No, I promise there is no more

B: If there is again, I will sit down and die. You

A: I can’t offend you, okay

B: OK

A: Do you think I should smoke or not?

B: Let me tell you! Just take two puffs. What did your wife say?

A: My wife didn’t say anything. My son is here. Dad, take two puffs! Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, get anxious, blush, blush, isn't this just teasing? Isn't this just funny?

B: Oh! Do you want to give everyone an example?

A: Yes, give me an example so that everyone can understand

B: That’s what it means

A: That’s it Funny, both talking and learning about funny are demonstrated, and there is also this singing

B: Yes

A: Maybe people don’t understand the singing

B: What’s wrong

A: Singing. Some people say that we cross talk actors sing a song, a play, a ditty, or a ditty. That’s not singing, that’s called learning. Learning to sing. Real singing refers to us. The cross talk sect sings Taiping lyrics,

B: Really?

A: Generally speaking, no young actors can do this anymore!

B: Not many people know it

A: Basically it is almost lost. Fortunately, I am still here, I can still sing, I can sing Taiping lyrics, I can sing the whole verse

B: Oh! Can you sing the whole Taiping lyrics?

A: That’s just a small section, I can’t sing a big section either

B: So today, you have to work hard and sing for us How about a piece of Taiping lyrics

A: Thank you for your applause and encouragement! To all of you, I am working hard here today. I am singing a piece of Taiping lyrics, a short section of Taiping lyrics about the fight between the snipe and the clam

B: OK

A: Drink water, drink water (referring to the audience)

B: Drink later, let him sing first, we have finished listening, thank you, thank you

A: Knock melon seeds, knock melon seeds ( Pointing to the audience in the audience)

B: Wait for a while before you kowtow. Wait until he finishes singing the Taiping lyrics and then kowtow again. Thank you, thank you.

A: Talk, talk (pointing to the stage) (Exit the audience)

B: Stop talking, do you want to sing or not?

A: It was cloudy yesterday and the Weishui River was cold. The clams that came out of the water were basking on the beach. half suspended

The osprey fell down, folded its wings and folded its scales and pulled it down. The eagle's flesh was unbearably painful, and the clam clamped its beak between its wings and fanned it. A fisherman came from the south, and a fisherman came to the shore. He was really happy when he said that he was happy. He drank clams and exchanged ospreys for money. One of the ospreys shed such sad tears and called out clams to ask you to listen. If I had known that I had fallen into the hands of a fisherman, it would be better for you to return home. The sea, I go to the mountains, you return to the sea to drink the water from the sky, I go to the mountains to be safe and sound, this is like a snipe and a clam fighting for the fisherman's profit, it is easier for you to stick your head out than to back down

B: Okay, really Not bad

A: I can’t sing well, I’ve just learned a little bit.

B: Not bad, not bad, pretty good

A: But I can sing. There are no actors like me. The problems are all covered when it comes to learning to sing. Although I am not doing well and need to improve, I should learn to speak well, but at least I know a little bit! Like this one, this one has been in short supply for a long time! (Finger B)

B: If not, why are you mentioning me? What about you

A: I can’t do this, I can’t sing this, my voice isn’t good! Singing is not in tune. Not only is singing bad, but even farting is not in tune!

B: What are you talking about?

A: I can’t listen to it. When he sings it, it’s “Bu”. I’m not bullying him. Look at his face, it’s so cruel. This is a Jingpachi standing up! I'm not happy working with him! Next time you go on stage, cover your face.

B: No one named Cao is like you! Don't do this to me, you know this is called pouting?

A: Can I touch you?

B: Do you know that you are a pout on stage? I have to sing back this sentence to you today

A: Come on, come on!

B: No Come on, I'll hit you, let me tell you! I’ve been so bad since I first came up, I’ve never seen a cross talk actor like you

A: I’m crazy

B: I’m not crazy, just go over there

A: No, don’t sing , it’s so ugly that you can’t listen to it!

B: Don’t worry about this. It’s none of your business

A: Ah~~~~~~~~~~

B: Did you hear something? Don’t worry about it. Make trouble, listen, this is called the old tune Taiping Lyrics

A: Ah~~~~~~~Don’t sing, it’s too hard to listen to

B: Su San left Hongdong County, When I came to the street, I never told you that you had a bad heart. Gentlemen in the past, please listen to me. I advise my sister-in-law to stop shedding tears and save you from sorrow. I will support you in your old age and leave it to your brother. I admire you for being calm, clever and courageous. You dare to play tricks in front of the Japanese. Huaqiang, if it weren’t for Chen Zhou’s mother-in-law and Xiao Bao Zheng, the injustice would be redressed in Tianqi Temple@￥×amp; (unintelligible) I would like to write about the Spring and Autumn Period with my blood hahahahahahahahahahahaha

A: (feeling in pain and falling to the ground)

B: This is not my fault (pull A off the stage)