Who has a joke about "Spring in Li Chuntian"? !

Once upon a time, there was a bean. His wife went out of the wall and he became a mung bean. I can't figure it out. He committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor. He lost a lot of blood and turned into red beans. It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans; He escaped the disaster and realized that he had joined the AV industry and became a edamame. Later, he saw through the world, resolutely came out, and finally became a curved (pea) bean …

It is said that a peasant woman who went to the fair took a dump truck tractor and dragged the river sand home. In the village, the driver overturned the peasant woman and the river sand together. The peasant woman got up and patted the sand. She said shyly to the driver, Sorry, I stepped on your car.