Apple joke

One day, Apple went out to install and met Samsung. Apple: I have a fingerprint scan. Samsung: I have a big screen. Apple: I have siri. Samsung: My screen is big! Apple: I have a metal shell. Samsung: My screen is big! Apple: Can we not talk about the screen? Samsung: My battery has a large capacity! Apple ... Samsung: My battery is detachable! Apple: ... Samsung: My memory is expandable! Apple: ...