The physics teacher decompresses jokes before the middle school entrance examination.

1, one's deceased father grind, computer specialized course. 10 after the exam, I was bending my head to do the paper. Suddenly, the head of the computer department rushed in with a blue face, searched everyone's papers, and then declared the exam invalid and took it again the next afternoon. I was surprised to be told that the standard answers were printed on the back of the test questions. That night, the school leaders went to the news broadcast.

The next day, take the exam again. Look at the newspaper, or yesterday's problem! Immediately dizzy ~ ~

2. In a political exam in high school, a boy in the last row spread his textbook on his thigh and wrote a book. Unexpectedly, the invigilator quietly walked around like a horse and stroked his shoulder. The student was shocked and his face remained unchanged. Sorry, there are too many things on the table, so he has to stay on his lap. Then he lowered his head and continued to write the disease book. The whole class fell down.

3. One of my classmates took an English exam in college. He bought a box of embroidery needles, and then engraved the contents of the exam on the desk in advance (our desk is the kind of shiny hard board). You can't see directly, you can only look sideways. He carved all afternoon, blunted n stitches, and finally his hands were numb, and then he threw a book and occupied a seat on the desk. I think that table will be seized by my brothers and sisters in the future.

4. What I earn the most is that I didn't prepare anything and thought I was going to die! I have prepared the repair fee! ! Come to the examination room and sit in a daze! As a result, the invigilator asked everyone to change seats, so I took a look at the new seat! ! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! All the answers are copied on the table, and they are all copied! ! Looking around, I found a brother staring at me with fire eyes! ! Ha ha ha ha, as a result, this course passed smoothly! !

5. I once dreamed that I was taking an exam. Scared me to wake up and find myself in the exam!

6. A person, who had been sleeping during the exam, woke up just before the exam, looked around and found that the papers of the students behind him had not been written, so he took them and handed them in with his own name. . .

7. In the past, even mm was an English major, even 8. Once admitted to England, I even called mm invigilator temporarily! I feel dizzy when I see her recently ~ ~ ~

All my buddies stared at me, (I was beaten after the exam)

My e-essay was a mess. I almost fainted when I took a look at the exam paper.

With mm, the invigilator is a middle-aged man in his forties, whom I met by chance. Mm found an excuse to chat with him, blocking his sight, and we copied it crazily! Mm is still smiling at him, damn it, which uncle is cheaper! (m m is the flower of the Foreign Languages Department) It's a pity that lg has lost too much, and it won't and won't. Mm came to look at the test paper, gave me a hard look and quietly pointed to my answer sheet: Pig head, all the choices were wrong! ! ! Five minutes later, I accidentally sent a short message, well, all answers! Happiness ing

As a result, all the boys in the class passed because of one blessing! Our PE teacher is full of praise for our class!

Since then, Lian mm has become the god of connection ~ ~ ~

8, two classmates, very similar!

The physics exam lasts 65 minutes, one hand in the paper, and then one takes wc.

Those who hand in the papers continue to come in for the exam!

9. When I was in the second year of high school, I sat with people from the physical education department. Our classmates are very generous, as long as they don't affect us, they can copy our papers at will. A strongman copied one of our classmates' test papers from beginning to end. After handing in the paper, he mysteriously asked our classmates why they should write a lot of words on that big topic first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write a paragraph. Is there a format rule? ~~~~

Everyone fainted. . It was our classmates who answered for a long time and found it wrong. He crossed it out before writing, but his father copied it all meticulously. . .

10, when I was in college, a girl was caught in the exam. The invigilator confiscated her admission ticket and ordered her to pack up and leave the examination room.

The girl lay prone on the table and her shoulders began to rise slowly. The invigilator is an old man. When she saw this situation, she went over to comfort her and said, "It's all right. Not all subjects are not allowed to take the exam. Go home. "

The girl gradually burst into tears. Seeing this, the old man said, "Don't cry, don't cry. Ok, I'll return the admission ticket to you, so it's not cheating. "

The girl ignored her and burst into tears. The old man was startled and leaned over and said, "Why don't we copy more? ! "

* *, the whole class is crazy FT! !

1 1, when I was a sophomore, I took an English test, which was divided into AB volumes, all of which were multiple-choice questions. A brother finally got the answer in the last 10 minute, and suddenly found that the answer was Volume A, while his own paper was Volume B. It was too late to get the answer. Bow your head and think for 1 minute, and start copying. After copying, tear off the "B" in the corner of the answer sheet and hand in an "A". Score, 60 points ... the whole class fell in love with him.

12, Grade 2, Politics.

One of my buddies caught a cold during the exam and blew his nose with a blank exercise book. When the director of half grade was checking, he saw some folded papers on his buddy's desk and opened the check. Everyone who saw it began to snicker. I didn't expect the director to patiently open all the notes and read them, and the audience went crazy-

13, in many universities, there are many young teachers, and invigilators are generally boring, so look at girls. Beautiful girls don't study hard, and the consequences can be imagined Once, an invigilator was a beautiful woman, especially coquettish and famous. The young teachers in the whole building made excuses to look around, but they felt sorry for the little note in the girl's pocket, so they had to make up the exam and were visited by the teacher again.

14, occasionally take the college physics exam and hand in your own papers. I read a brother's fill-in-the-blank question temporarily and changed the answer on the blackboard. The teacher came to ask, and I said my name was written wrong, so I looked at the exam results ... 6 1 ~ ~

15, a buddy took the fuzzy control test, and the test time was two hours. The teacher invigilated and shook his head while invigilating: "It's all taught in class. It's not difficult. It's all wrong Did you bring the book? Read a good book! " It's about time. It was announced that it would be extended for half an hour. I wandered for another ten minutes: how did you learn? You made a mistake when reading a book. That's eight pairs! It should be like this ... turn to the podium and start writing on the blackboard, finish writing on the blackboard, and then clap your hands: extend the sweat for another half hour ~ ~ ~