Are there funny jokes and animated short films that can be downloaded from the border website, or humorous words? The more the better! ! !

If you want to jump off a building,

If you want to turn into meat sauce, please go to the tenth floor.

If you want to hurry, please go to the ninth floor.

If you want to catch your breath, please go to the eighth floor.

If you want to struggle, please go to the seventh floor.

If you have any last words, please go to the sixth floor.

If you just want to be disabled, please go to the fifth floor.

If you only want to be hospitalized, please go to the fourth floor.

If you just want to scare people, please go to the third floor.

If you are just interested, please go to the second floor.

If you want to be called crazy, please go to the first floor.

Those who are good at jumping please go to the basement! ~~~~

& lt This stone looks familiar >

A, B and C went shopping and found the slogan of a new store: "The latest technology-accurate computer IQ test". After watching it, they were attracted together. When I walked into the store, I found a big chair connected to a helmet, and there was a wire behind the helmet connected to the computer.

A first sat in a chair and put on his helmet. The computer reacted for a while and typed a line. "Your IQ is very high: 275 points." A I was very happy after reading it.

B sat in the chair again, and the computer rang for a while and typed a line: "Your IQ is medium: 75 points." B was unconvinced after reading it.

It's C's turn. C is nervous. His face turned blue when he sat in the chair, and his computer kept buzzing. Finally, he typed a line: "Don't make fun of stones." C collapsed in the chair for a while.

Both B and C are not satisfied, and they are determined to compare the level after practice.

Five months later, the three men came to the shop again. A still got 275, and B also got 125. C's turn again. C sat in a chair trembling, and the computer rang for hours. Finally, he typed the following sentence: "This stone looks familiar."

Move the boss to the toilet

One morning, a mobile boss suddenly felt very urgent outside and had to find a public toilet.

"What do you do?" Cried the aunt looking at the toilet.

"I am a mobile boss, in a hurry. \"

"Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Auntie.

"Okay, how much is it? \"

"50 cents in, 30 cents out." Aunt looked at him.

"Out of things will charge? "The boss stared.

"What are you looking at? We implement two-way charging here. If you set up a bathroom package, you can charge one way.

"Well, I'll pay. "The boss took out ten dollars.

"Shit or pee?" Aunt asked with money.

"Mama of, hurry up. \"

"Well, do you need a set meal? There is a discount for 50 stools and 30 stools at a time. " Aunt said.

"Stop it, I'll go in first and pay immediately." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and went out for a long time.

"Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay fifty cents for the selection. When you were in there, you didn't say you wouldn't choose to let it go.

Music, so 60 cents each time. Besides, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it, and the first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute.

And then charge 40 cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. Besides, because your excrement occupies our

The sewer is broadband, please pay RMB for another month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole.

Please pay the caller ID fee 1 yuan. "The boss has been staying there.

"So, Mr. Boss, we don't charge cards here. You have to pay 59.4 yuan in total. If it is overdue, it will be paid per thousand points every day.

We won't notify the late payment fee for the third fee, and we will collect it by legal means when it reaches 1000 yuan.

As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss fainted in the urinal with a splash! !

The mobile boss said in a daze: Is there a king's law?

Aunt said: my site, I have the final say.