20 words about Spring Festival jokes

20 Holiday Jokes!

1. Happy New Year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings falling on you!

2. New Year’s weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, happy clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail, and happy flashes. They will Be with you throughout the year

3. Happy New Year! I sincerely wish you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! Clouds get clouds, rain gets rain. Flowers and wine, gold everywhere.

4. I wish you pretty every day, happy all the time, healthy every minute, lucky every second, never alone, and lots of money! Happy new year!

5. The New Year is coming, and I wish you all the blessings. Good luck comes every day, life gets better and better, you win lottery tickets every time, you win every card game, you taste good every meal, if you dare to forget me, be careful to get a stick

6. I wish you: financial resources in the new year Rolling, as hairy as a fat pig; body as strong as a bear; love as sweet, as beautiful as a bee; rolling wealth, as abundant as ox hair!

7. I have been picking a flower for a long time and I can’t bear to throw it away; I have been holding an umbrella for a long time and I can’t think of picking it up when the rain stopped; I have been walking on a road for a long time and can’t reach the end even when it gets dark; a sentence I have been waiting for a long time... Happy New Year

8. I wish you all the best in the new year, may the two dragons soar, the three sheep prosper, the four seasons be safe, the five blessings will come to your door, the six or six will be smooth, the seven stars will shine high, and all directions will come. Wealth, ninety-nine are of the same mind, perfect in everything

9. God said: Happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a person who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. You will Have it all! Happy New Year!

10. In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, I will give you a big reward during the New Year's Day! Anyone who has a certain status in my heart will receive a New Year's Day text message worth RMB 10 provided by me

11. A zero score on an exam is called a duck egg, a bad thing is called a bad guy, an empty head is called a fool, someone who gets fired is called a fuck, a pathetic egg is called a doom, and an egg that is too perfect is called a round egg - Happy New Year's Day!

12. Life is so tiring: I have to line up to get on the bus, I have to suffer for loving you, eating has no flavor, drinking easily makes me drunk, and I have to pay taxes when I earn money! Even sending a text message to Xiaozhu is charged! Wish you a Happy New Year

13. In the new year, there are new changes every year, but my heart has not changed, and my vow has not changed. I want to... grow old with you.

14. If you are alone now, I wish you a Happy New Year; if you are two people, then Happy New Year too; if you are a group of people, please tell me where you are.

15. Wishes: May the new year begin again, everything will be renewed; May you be happy every year, be safe every year; May you be rich and prosperous; May you be happy and healthy, may you have more than enough celebrations; may you be blessed with peace and blessings; may you be filled with joy

16. Friendship is like fragrant rice, hot shabu-shabu, and spicy Erguotou. Are you greedy again? Let’s have a cup on New Year’s Day!

17. Pain is best for others, happiness is your own; trouble will be temporary, friends are always eternal; love is managed with heart, and there is no big deal in the world. Happy New Year

18. I wish: I will favor you and let you, the court will be with you, your career will be with you, your wife will be with you, you can eat and drink as you please, your fortune will be with you, and you are the only one who will win the prize!

19. Don’t move! Raise your hands. Those you know stand on the left, those you don’t know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Talking about you! Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully to me: I wish you a happy New Year

20. The New Year is here, think about what to give you, and don’t plan too much. , I will only give you 50 million: 10 million happiness! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me!