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Except for the magic weapon Nezha, it seems that he is inferior to Yang Jian almost everywhere. Even Yang Jian's pet sweet dog is Nezha. Nezha had a good teacher since he was a child, which caused a lot of things, but Taiyi was a special defender, so Nezha was even worse than Yang Jian in this respect, and sometimes Jiang Ziya had to discuss strategies with Yang Jian.

First of all, the body

Nezha and Yang Jian were finally sanctified by the body. Although Nezha's lotus body is anti-drug and anti-law, it should still be strong on Yang Jian. Yang Jian's "Gong Xuan in 1989" reached its peak. Yang Jian is obviously a disciple of three generations, but his body can be compared with that of the second generation. The second generation is the real Taiyi. Others may not be sure, but Yang Jian is definitely better than red sperm. It's a joke that Hong Jing was chased by his disciples after losing his magic weapon.

Second, the magic weapon

Nezha's magic weapon is almost always severe from the old man on the mountain, while Yang Jian's magic weapon is not too weak, but it is not as famous as Nezha. Yang Jian's magic weapon has many three-pointed double-edged knives, gold bows and silver bullets, demon locks, magic swords, mountain whips, mountains and rivers, mirrors and so on. There is really no great fame except mountains and rivers, mainly because there are too few appearances. After all, Yang Jian was a guard at that time.

Third, the mind.

Nezha's mental retardation is not the same as Yang Jian's mental retardation. Of course, most of the reasons are due to the reality of the first year. Taiyi real person is really too justifying a fault. Nezha killed the dragon under his protection, and Nezha took revenge by killing a disciple of Shijie. As a result, Taiyi killed Shi Jie directly, but Yang Jian decided to do it again. There are many examples of turning into foxes and martens when playing devil's house.