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I asked for a marriage online and got a certificate from a netizen. On the first day I entered my husband's house, I realized that I had married a rich family. Is this fate?
I read a line in Weibo's private letter to Wan and didn't come back for a long time.
Who's Joe? Xiang Wan doesn't know her, but the content of this private letter is really addressed to her, because after answering her parents' forced marriage call, she posted a personals on Weibo!
Xiang Wan is an illustrator, and there are many fans in Weibo, so she left a message with her front foot and her back foot. Fans can't believe it. There are many private messages discussing whether it is suitable for marriage for some time. And make fun of my love beans and finally have sex.
Only this Joe, in a few words, simple but straight to the point!
Xiang Wan has little impression of Joe as a fan, because Joe doesn't always care about her dynamics like other fans. He should be a zombie fans.
After Xiang Wan was dumbfounded, he didn't know how to reply to this private letter. His fingers wandered on the keyboard, typed a few words and deleted them. Knock again and delete!
To tell the truth, she regretted it after sending the marriage information. Such a marriage proposal seems to be a big joke. Maybe this man named Joe was just joking with her, and she just ignored his private message!
Just want to turn off Weibo, I don't know why she paused after moving the mouse to the red cross. She looked dignified and seemed to be thinking about something. In an instant, she opened the private message dialog box and quickly entered three words: OK?
The hand holding the mouse hesitated and ordered to send! Then stare at Weibo and wait for a reply.
The other party didn't respond for a long time.
I am relieved to Wan. I know this guy is just playing with her. How many people in the world will play with marriage? She just had a seizure. I really want to marry someone I don't even know.
What should I do if the other person's character is so bad? What if there is even a tendency to violence? What if you play around all day and rely on her to support you?
Thought of here, Xiang Wan felt that he just took the wrong medicine, so he deleted personals in a hurry.
Listen to each other, there is a private message. That guy actually replied, just two words: good!
No more words.
Xiang wan is blindsided again! She wants him to understand that marriage is no joke. I hope he will think it over before answering himself. After all, they have never met or known each other. In the attitude of being responsible for each other, you should at least meet first.
However, when the devil did something, all the words came to the fingertips and only one word was typed: OK!
Just after it was sent out, Xiang Wan jumped up from his chair and almost smashed the computer. Oh, my God! Why ... she prayed that the computer would crash and the transmission would fail. Don't let him see it! Don't let him see it!
But when she prayed, he replied quickly, leaving a string of numbers, followed by a few short words: my phone number! Give me yours.
Here? Still not giving it? Xiang wan felt that she was going crazy. what should he do ? What should we do?
She bit her finger to calm herself down quickly and took a deep breath. She felt it necessary to apologize to him. This is too abrupt, because she is thoughtless. She regretted it! How can someone get a license directly without meeting one side?
She typed a line: Excuse me, I want to ask, what do you think of marriage?
Ask his intentions first, at least in this way you can judge why he got married.
Xiang wan felt that it would be a while before he could reply to himself. After all, it takes a few minutes to think about such a profound problem.
But soon he came back and said, it's just that we just need each other. One wants to marry, the other wants to marry. It's that simple!
It's that simple! Xiang wan was stunned in an instant.
Yes, one wants to marry and the other wants to marry. It's that simple!
Can say such irresponsible and somewhat Zen words, this Xiao Rang she sit up and take notice, let her smile with relief!
She replied: Tomorrow at nine o'clock, be there or be square!
And leave your phone number!
The sun was shining very well the next day! I get up early!
When she came to the Civil Affairs Bureau as promised, she looked calm. She knew that if she took this step, there would be no turning back.
Just when she had some regrets, she got a call from Joe.
"Come in, in the hall." The first time I heard Joe's voice, it was a bit stiff, but it was nice. There is a strong sense of strangeness in the faint politeness.
Look at the floor-to-ceiling windows in the hall.
A long figure stood behind the clean and transparent glass window.
The sunlight refracted from the glass and stung the eyes facing Wan.
She didn't expect Joe to really come, so she had to bite the bullet and meet each other.
Standing in front of Joe, she instinctively looked at the man.
It was a somewhat cold and delicate face, with a pair of heavy eyebrows inclined like swords, deep eyes with a little composure, a straight nose and a firm mouth, which seemed hard to get close to.
However, he dresses casually today. Blue jeans with a white sports shirt and a pair of white sneakers look sunny and energetic, which makes him less cold and clear.
I asked Wan straight: How can such a handsome man not get married? He stood in the street and waved. Even if he were his mother, would he marry him?
Xiang Wan was puzzled and asked, "Are you Qiao Xiaojing?"
"hmm!" Joe answered briefly and turned to get the number.
Xiang Wan still couldn't believe it: "How is it possible? Are you sure you're not kidding me? "
"no!" Joe, expressionless, sat down and waited for the call. His eyes, from beginning to end, did not stop on Xiang Wan.
Reaching out to touch Wandou's hukou book, she pinched her face again. She gasped in pain, not dreaming. She turned her head and looked at Joe. She said, "I think you'd better think it over again."
Qiao Xiaojing looked at her with beautiful eyes, but her words were still indifferent: "Do you regret it?"
Xiang wan shook her head: she was just worried that she would collapse in the future.
"That will do!" Joe looked back at him.
Xiang Wan sat down beside him and glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. This man seldom speaks, but what he says is dignified.
"May I ask you, why did you get married?" Ask Wan.
Joe didn't speak.
Xiang Wan thought that he couldn't hear the reply, and planned to give up the communication with this man and got up and left. This marriage, she will not get married, even if the marriage she wants is not based on love, but at least two people have something to say, right? We are not enemies, should we have simple communication? The days of caring for each other and looking at each other in silence are not suitable for her.
"Because of need!" Just before she got up, Joe suddenly said.
She looked at Joe.
Qiao Xiaojing also looked at her.
"I got married because I needed it." His words are very light, and his tone is even more tepid. "We got married just to show others."
Xiang wan recognized the helplessness in the words, but he felt that both of us were unhappy-he wanted to say something to the end of the day.
Qiao Xiaojing stood up and said, "It's our turn."
Looking back at him, Wan saw the firmness and calmness in his eyes. She thought for a moment and then stood up.
Just get married! The hand that took the marriage certificate from Wan trembled.
Out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, I couldn't speak to Wan Xin.
Joe was walking in front, but suddenly stopped and turned to look at Xiang Wan.
Xiang wan put her hand in her coat pocket and looked a little trance. Seeing Joe looking at himself, he raised his lip angle far-fetched.
"Where are you going?" Qiao Jing asked.
"Go home!" She said.
Qiao Xiaojing snorted and said, "Go back and tidy up. I'll ask the driver to pick you up later. "
"Huh?" Steamed Xiangwan.
Qiao Xiaojing said: "Although the place where you live is quiet, it is too remote and inconvenient. So I moved to my place. "
"So soon?" Xiang wan is not surprised.
"Sooner or later, to move. Living together is also to facilitate cooperation with each other. " Qiao Jingxi said.
Xiang wan also wanted to think, then nodded his head.
Qiao Xiaojing turned to leave, but I don't know what he remembered. He turned back and said, "I'm going on a business trip later." I don't know when I can come back. Call me or my secretary if you need anything. It is possible that I will not answer your phone for the first time, but I will call you back as soon as I see your missed call. "
Xiang wan was a little surprised. This should be the first time she has heard Joe say so much. When she heard that he was going on a business trip, she was relieved and nodded again: "Well! I know! "
Qiao Xiaojing walked away.
Turn around and leave in the opposite direction.
The neighborhood where Joe lives is a famous rich area in Jiangcheng.
As the secretary Lao Li opened Joe's door, there was a huge living room, too big. A row of past French windows. Outside the landing window, it is the night view of the whole Jiangcheng.
At this moment, I finally couldn't help but be shocked by the surprise I have been enduring since I entered the community. I asked my secretary Lao Li, "Uncle Li, what does this Qiao Xiaojing do?"
Lao Li looked at her in surprise, as if to say what your husband does, don't you know?
Although Lao Li was surprised, he didn't say much out of professionalism. After putting down his luggage, he took out a bank card and handed it to Xiang Wan: "Madam, this is what Qiao Dong told you. The password is six ones. "
Before I could respond, Lao Li put the bank card on the coffee table and said, "I'll go back first." Call me if you need anything in the future. "
After that, Lao Li stepped back and turned to leave with the security door.
It took Xiang Wan a long time to recover.
Then for nearly two months, Xiang Wan stayed alone in the empty house.
She doesn't know when Joe will come back, and Joe has never contacted her. Once, when she needed to borrow a computer to find some information, her computer went on strike very weakly. On second thought, she dialed his number.
She didn't know that Joe was in a meeting.
But Joe picked up the phone and turned his back on a group of senior company employees behind him.
"What is it?" When he lowered his voice, his voice was very magnetic.
Xiang Wan felt something and asked, "Are you inconvenient to talk?"
"Well, in a meeting!" Qiao Xiaojing whispered.
"Then I'll call later." Xiang wan was about to hang up.
"What do you say?" Qiao Jingxi said.
Xiang wan had to ask, "I need to check some information and want to borrow your computer." Mine is broken. "
Qiao Xiaojing was silent at the other end and said, "In my room. Go and get it. " .
Xiang wan hung up the phone and pushed Joe's room away. The whole room is extremely clean and the decoration style is extremely rigorous. As soon as Xiang Wan entered the door, there was a mysterious feeling of being oppressed to suffocation.
She didn't observe much. After finding the laptop, she left his room.
That night, she received a gift from her secretary Lao Li, a brand-new notebook computer.
Xiang wan thought, maybe Joe doesn't like others to use his things.
Seeing Joe again is the new company that Wan Gang applied for.
Early in the morning, I heard a rumor in the company that the chairman came back from a business trip to inspect the subsidiary.
The little girls in the same office were very excited. Young Xiaoli looked happy and said to Xiangwan standing beside her, "Sister Xiangwan, do you know? I heard that our chairman is a top bachelor, rich and powerful, and how beautiful. "
He absently answered Wan: "Really?"
Xiaoli nodded again and again, looking like a sex maniac: "If I can marry a man like the chairman, I will live ten years less."
Smile, don't talk.
The leader's words are like a pot of cold water. He said, "Stop dreaming. The story of the prince falling in love with Cinderella only appears in fairy tales. Ok, let's tidy up and stand at the door, ready to meet the chairman. "
Xiang Wan was the last person to get up and leave his seat. Although she seems to go with the flow, she is actually very disdainful. The chairman came to inspect the subsidiary with such fanfare. What are the real situations that can be investigated? If you really want to find out the problems of the subsidiary, you should travel incognito.
Standing in the hall with her colleagues, she was startled when she saw the chairman coming out of the car. At that moment, she felt that the chairman was a little familiar.
The general manager of the company greeted him courteously: "Qiao Dong, you are here."
The chairman nodded and glanced at the standing staff. He looks a little unhappy. Obviously, he didn't like the welcoming ceremony and said, "Let's all go."
Xiang wan felt that the voice was more familiar, and an incredible idea came to mind. Before she could confirm, she suddenly saw the figure of the chairman who had left turn around and walk towards her.
Qiao Xiaojing! To ten thousand instant stare big eyes. God, it's really him.
Xiang wan unconsciously took a step back. She desperately hoped that Joe wouldn't come and recognize her, especially on this occasion.
It happened that Joe stood in front of her, his eyes narrowed sharply, and he was a little more gentle and asked, "Why are you here?"
Xiang Wan knew he couldn't hide, lowered his eyes and truthfully replied, "I'm working here."
Joe raised his hand, slightly adjusted the breastplate on her chest, glanced at the department on her breastplate and said, "I'll be home late tonight. You don't have to wait for me. "
This is equivalent to exposing his relationship with her!
Xiang wan suddenly felt that several pairs of eyes were staring at her.
Sure enough, as soon as Joe's front foot left, his back foot was surrounded by everyone.
Xiao Li said, "Sister Xiang Wan, what's your relationship with the chairman?" If they are related, why doesn't the chairman know that she works here? If it is not important, what does the chairman mean by this?
Xiang Wan touched his nose and said awkwardly, "This is the relationship."
What kind of relationship is it? Xiang wan didn't say.
The team leader said, "What does it matter? Sometimes the prince and Cinderella are not necessarily in fairy tales. " As he spoke, his eyes glanced at Xiang Wan inexplicably.
In the afternoon, Xiang Wan felt that someone was whispering behind her back, but she dodged when she met her head-on. Even Xiaoli, who often caught her whispering these days, never spoke to her again.
Xiang wan didn't say anything although she felt uncomfortable. She can always bear it. She doesn't care as long as she doesn't touch her bottom line. But she was absent-minded all afternoon. Just as she was thinking, Joe came back. How should she face it? Although they are legally married now, in the past two months, she has lived as comfortably as before, only in a different place. But tonight is different. Will someone under the eaves make everyone too embarrassed?
She frowned hard, forget it, don't want to, he said he would come back very late at night and told her not to wait for him, so she ate early tonight and went back to her room to sleep early to minimize the chance of meeting.
So when I got off work, I went back to Joe's house and went into the kitchen. She cooked a light meal for herself.
It turned out that Joe's refrigerator was empty, and because of the nature of his work, he hardly used the kitchen. Knowing that Xiang Wan likes to solve three meals by herself, Qiao Xiaojing sends fresh ingredients every day.
Tonight, I asked Wan to make preserved egg and lean meat porridge. She cut the pork into shredded pork, marinated it with some cooking wine and starch, and set it aside. Then she washes rice, peels eggshells and puts seasoning on them.
She is careful with every step.
When the preserved egg lean porridge is cooked, she makes a small pickle, diced celery, crispy bamboo shoots, pickles and red peppers, pours them into the pot, adds special seasoning and takes them out.
Hardly had she brought the kimchi to the table when she heard the door lock move.
She looked at the door and saw Joe push through the door.
Xiang wan has doubts in her eyes. Didn't he say he would be late tonight?
This is the first time they are alone in a space, and Xiang Wan doesn't know what to say at this time after knowing that Joe is his immediate boss today.
Or Joe spoke first, put on slippers. He asked, "What are you doing?"
"I cooked some porridge." Xiang wan suddenly became stiff, the feeling of being caught moving his master's property under the fence.
At this time, the porridge was cooked. When I finished eating, I asked, "Did you have dinner?"
"Not yet. I'll change my clothes and leave. " Qiao Xiaojing said, and untied his cuffs.
"Oh!" Xiang wan breathed a sigh of relief. Seriously, she was really afraid that he would stay for dinner.
Joe saw a trace of happiness in her eyes before entering the room. After changing clothes, he suddenly sat down at the table and said, "There is still some time. I can drink some porridge. Recently, I have drunk a little too much wine and my stomach is very uncomfortable. "
See Xiang Wan's stunned expression and say goodbye to her. She looks a little at a loss and can't hold the porridge. Joe's eyes flashed a wave, which was fleeting.
The porridge is delicious, and her stomach is warm after drinking it. I didn't expect her cooking to be so good. Joe put down his bowl and looked at Wan.
Xiang Wan kept her head down and quietly drank the porridge in the bowl. Perhaps aware that Joe was looking at her, she looked up, and sure enough, she met Joe's line of sight. Soon she looked away and saw the empty bowl in front of him.
Originally, she planned to eat alone, so she did very little. She thought he thought she wanted another bowl, so she honestly said, "Well, the porridge is gone. If you like, I'll cook it again. "
"No need." Qiao Xiaojing kept staring at her and asked, "When did you go to work in that company?"
Xiang Wan said, "I only went there last week, and I didn't know it was your company." If she knew, she wouldn't go.
Joe wanted to say something when his cell phone rang.
When he answered the phone, he just said, "I'll be right down."
When he was about to get up and leave, he shouted to Wan, "Wait a minute."
Joe looked at her and saw her go back to the house. She came out with a bank card in her hand. That's the card he asked his secretary to leave for her before he went on a business trip.
She handed the bank card to Joe with both hands and said, "Please take this Kolor back."
Joe's eyes are full of doubts.
Xiang Wan said, "We agreed to get married just to show others. All I need is a name on the marriage certificate, and so do you, so we just help each other and benefit both sides. If I take your money, it will show how cheap I took you. "
Joe didn't answer the card, and her eyes fell on her face again. Her sharp eyes were calm and serious, and her words were serious: "I think we need to make one thing clear. You married me in a hurry, but this is not a contract, it is your life and mine. I hope you can understand this. I am not an impulsive person. Since I chose to marry you, I will be responsible for every choice I make. "
Nodding to Wan, she certainly understood this, because he emphasized to her that even if there were many problems between them that were unacceptable to each other, they would not divorce. You can't divorce even if you beat your head off in private. Because this is the way they choose.
She said, "I know, but-"
Qiao Xiaojing interrupted her and said, "Although we got married to show others, at least what I want others to see is our happy marriage. I don't care how far you want to stay away from me in private, I'll give you time to get used to it. But in front of outsiders, I will defend your right to be my wife, and I will never let anyone touch you. I hope you do the same. In front of others, I will pretend to be like you. Also, "he lowered his eyes and glanced at the bank card. "I didn't mean to insult you by giving you this bank card. I just think that if I marry someone, I will naturally try my best to make her life worry-free. So you don't have to feel how cheap it is for me. "
Joe said, put on his shoes and opened the door to leave.
Du Laiwan still stood there, seemingly waiting for a while. Qiao Xiaojing's remarks made her feel that if she didn't accept this bank card, it would be a bit thunderous.
Xiang Wan hasn't seen Joe for a long time after that day. Maybe he is busy, or maybe he is not used to being alone.
Occasionally, he would come back to get something. Once Xiang Wan fell asleep unconsciously in the living room, only to find that she had an extra blanket when she woke up.
Moreover, when people in the company know Xiang Wan's identity, they no longer talk about her, but respectfully. Occasionally Xiaoli will pull her and whisper. When she made a mistake, the team leader would pull her face down and scold her.
Xiang Wan, who wants to resign, feels that it is too stingy for her to resign after all her colleagues have done so. So she threw the written resignation letter into the shredder.
That night, Xiang Wan felt thirsty in her sleep and got up and went to the kitchen to pour water.
Joe came back at this time.
He smells of wine.
Seeing her standing barefoot in the living room, his eyes were a little surprised. He asked, "Why haven't you slept yet?"
Xiang Wan said, "I fell asleep long ago and felt thirsty. Get up and drink some water. Do you want it? "
Qiao Xiaojing nodded and said, "Thank you!"
After handing him a glass of water, Wanxiang walked to his room and walked to the door. She turned to look at him and saw him sitting on the sofa after drinking saliva. She's not going back to the house. She asked him, "Don't you rest?"
"Head a little dizzy, sit here. Leave me alone and go to sleep. " Joe said and rubbed his forehead.
Xiang wan leng for a while, don't know what she is thinking. After a while, she went into the kitchen again, cooked a bowl of hangover soup and put it on the coffee table, saying, "Although it's not fragrant, at least drink it, at least it won't be too uncomfortable the next day." Say that finish, she goes to her room. I didn't notice Joe staring at that bowl of hangover soup for a long time.
The next morning, Xiang Wan got up to make breakfast. She doesn't know whether Joe has left.
She went to knock on his door. His fist was raised in the air again, as if he were a taboo. What if he's still sleeping?
But if he came out and saw her having breakfast, it would be embarrassing if he had his share of this breakfast.
Hesitated, she continued to knock at the door, hoping that he was outside the door and not in the house.
Inside, Qiao Jing is taking a bath after running in the morning.
Just covered in foam, like hearing someone knocking at the door.
He turned off the water valve and listened carefully. Someone really knocked at the door.
Hesitated, boiled water and washed it casually, then grabbed the bathrobe and wrapped it in the body, and opened the door.
Xiang wan didn't expect that he was really at home. He stood at the door apologetically and said, "Excuse me, I have to make breakfast. I want to make sure you are there! " Wan suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva. (Novel title: "Getting a license is to take care of you with confidence", by Qin Yuechu. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting content)
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