Does anyone know a good joke between husband and wife?

On the wedding night, the groom put his hand between his wife's legs and asked, what is this?

The bride replied: Party!

The groom said: I want to join the party, can I?

The bride said, I understand your desire to join the party, but you must meet the following conditions before you can formally join the party:

1, as long as you are excellent, the door of the party will always be open for you;

2, the party's purpose is: the party commands the gun!

3. You can't join other parties if you join my party;

4. Be absolutely loyal to the Party and defend the purity of the Party to the death;

5. You are not allowed to be energetic before joining the party and depressed after joining the party;

6. We should keep pace with the times, make bold innovations, and promote inner-party harmony from all directions and angles;

7. Party dues must be paid in full and on time every month;

8. Be brave, not afraid of sacrifice, willing to shed the last drop of blood for the party, and never betray the party!