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The Internet has brought earth-shaking changes to our lives. Nowadays, we can't live without the network, but the network is not an absolutely safe place. There are many hackers on the Internet, looking for network loopholes, attacking other people's computers and engaging in illegal activities, such as the panda burning incense before.

Speaking of hackers, many people may think that this is not a good career. Online reports about hackers are all negative news, but there are also many hackers who use their own technology to actively maintain network security and protect people's legitimate rights and interests. Today, I'm going to tell the story of China's top hacker Lin Yong planting a national flag in the White House to avenge Wang Wei's plane collision in the South China Sea.

4. 1 sino-American plane collided in the south China sea 2006.5438+011on October 20th, George W. Bush became president of the United States. He abandoned the strategic cooperative relationship between China and the United States established during the Clinton period, and instead positioned Sino-US relations as "strategic competitors", publicly expressing that China policy should be tougher. In this context and environment.

On April 1 day, 2006, an EP-3 reconnaissance plane of the US Navy conducted a reconnaissance of the sky near the South China Sea without China's permission. After being discovered by China's naval aviation department, two J-8 1 1 fighters were quickly dispatched for surveillance and interception. Fighters from both sides collided, China 8 1.

China's plane crashed because the American plane violated the flight rules during the flight and suddenly turned to China's plane. That is to say, the American plane may have collided intentionally, causing the plane that Wang Wei was driving to crash, and then the United States landed at Lingshui Airport in the South China Sea Island without China's permission. This is simply a deliberate act of undermining China's territorial sovereignty.

China and the United States are deadlocked on this incident. China has repeatedly asked the United States to apologize, but the United States has a tough attitude and is determined not to admit its mistakes. This incident gradually evolved into a diplomatic crisis, which finally ended with an ambiguous apology from the United States. In fact, when the United States suppressed China, Wang Wei's plane crash was just one of them. After the incident, the people of China became angry. I hope the United States can give us an explanation and deeply regret the sacrifice of pilot Wang Wei.

Hacker Lin Yong But most people are ordinary people. They don't know what else to do except anger, but the anger of ordinary people makes the world miserable. With a population of 65.438+0.3 billion, there are always a few brave and resourceful people in my vast country. One of the hackers is Lin Yong, who has brought evil breath to the people of China.

Lin Yong is a very famous hacker in China, and his computer skills are superb. He is the founder of China honker union, which is also a group of computer enthusiasts. The place where computer technology is exchanged and discussed is named "honker" because these people not only like computers, but also are very patriotic. In the honker union, the largest number of members reached 80,000, and it is also one of the top five hacker organizations in the world. The honker union has made many proud achievements.

As a native of China, Lin Yong also has a passion in his bones. 1998, serious unrest occurred in Indonesia, and China people in Indonesia were persecuted, especially China women, who were greatly insulted in Indonesia. The honker union was very angry and attacked Indonesia's network, which almost led to the paralysis of Indonesia's network system.

Insert the five-star red flag into the White House. This time, there was a plane collision in the South China Sea. Lin Yong people and honker union are extremely indignant about this. They spontaneously started a cyber war with the United States and attacked the American network. After a long struggle, they hacked into the website of the White House, inserted a five-star red flag in the White House and wrote the words "Long live People's Republic of China (PRC)". The five-star red flag pierced the top of the United States like a steel needle.

The Honker Union planted a five-star red flag on the White House, which greatly inspired the confidence of the people of China. Although we didn't get fair diplomatic means, the victory of this cyber war made the people of China proud. Although we can't advocate their actions, we sincerely agree that acts like the United States that undermine China's territorial sovereignty cannot be condoned. Those who invade our territory first, then attack our pilots, and then refuse to admit what they have done, have a bad attitude, and cannot be sanctioned by international conventions, naturally have legitimate reasons to punish them. Let the United States see the unity of the people of China.

Later, after the plane collision in the South China Sea in Lin Yong, the influence of China Honker Union reached its maximum in China. Many people make up their minds to start learning hacking technology and hope to become a member of the honker union. But in 2004, Lin Yong suddenly dissolved the honker union, which made many people feel very puzzled. But according to my guess, it may be because more and more people join the honker organization, and the people inside are uneven. Not all hackers do good things like Lin Yong. If it is difficult to manage, it is better to break through.

Although the honker union was dissolved, the burning patriotism never went out. Shortly after the dissolution, the honker union was reorganized into another hacker organization. They used superb technology to protect the security of the country and the network again, and they made a promise that they would never take the road of commercialization in the future. The honker union will always be a patriotic hacker organization. Lin Yong himself is an excellent hacker, and he won the Social Impact Award of Information Security in 2009. I believe that in the future, he will be able to achieve more outstanding achievements in hacking technology.

In my mind, Lin Yong and the honker union are like ancient heroes who punish evil. Some people say that chivalrous men violate the ban by force, but the law uses both good and evil. They used their superb technology to defend the integrity of the country's territorial sovereignty and gave the people of China a bad breath. People like them represent the integrity and backbone of the Chinese nation. No matter what era, the country needs heroes as role models, and Lin Yong is like a country. Great men are for the country and the people.