An embarrassing joke

? Dad, today is Father's Day. I feel very happy to wash dishes with you. ? Stop it, son. Remember to bring money when you invite me to dinner next time. ? Is it funny? Life needs jokes. Today, let's take a look at the complete works of embarrassing jokes!

Selected anecdotes and jokes (1) 1, the game was stolen, and I was very lost.

Dad enlightened me: Son, I have never played online games. I don't understand. Please describe to me the feeling of being hacked.

Me: Dad, more than 3,000 private money you hid under my bedside table several times was stolen at once. Dare not say anything, only be angry.

Dad immediately covered my mouth and said, "Damn, hackers are terrible." .

2. Just now, Dad took medicine. At first glance, I treat peripheral neuropathy.

I said, Dad: Are you crazy?

Dad: Peripheral neuropathy, the medicine I gave you and your mother. . .

My mother went to buy clothes, and another woman took a fancy to that one and robbed her mother. My mother asked, do you have a daughter?

The woman was puzzled and said no.

So my mother snatched it from me and took me without a daughter.

After leaving the store, I asked my mother why. My mother said that I dare not quarrel with others in the street now. I'm afraid that is your future mother-in-law. . .

4. I accidentally broke a bowl and was scolded by my mother. Once I was watching TV, my mother broke a bowl, saying that I knew how to watch TV without studying, and scolded me again!

My son said happily to me with his report card: Dad, I got the first place in the exam. You promised to show me the sea!

Seeing his expectant eyes, I touched my crumpled wallet, bowed my head helplessly, and slowly said to my son, Look, this is the Mediterranean!

Selected anecdotes and jokes (2) 1. I asked my mother: Why can't I eat the last few mouthfuls at dinner?

Mom: Because you eat too much.

Before I went home, my parents said they missed me. . . When I came back, I found that they just wanted to scold me. . .

Get up late and be scolded, watch TV and play mobile phone, stay at home and go out to play. .

Dad wouldn't let him take a bath in the river, but he was caught taking a bath secretly.

Dad, slap me in the face and ask me if I had a good time.

I said fun. . Bang, another slap in the face, and then asked me if I had a good time.

I said it's not funny. . Pa, another slap, you still play when you say it's not fun. . .

4. My daughter is over one year old, and my wife is feeding her.

I am angry to see my daughter always wriggling around and not eating well.

Strike the table and point at your daughter: don't eat if it's not delicious! !

My mother-in-law saw it and criticized me, saying, don't be so mean to my daughter. It's nothing like being a father.

I said sternly: my wife feeds other people's wives, and she doesn't taste good, so let my wife eat cold rice. Can I not be angry? !

My mother-in-law's mother-in-law and my wife's eyes showed touching colors, and my family status jumped instantly?

Anecdotal jokes (3) 1. I went shopping with my father. I brought an umbrella, and it rained on the way.

Me: I am smart, thanks to my umbrella.

Dad: Thanks 18 years ago, I knew it was raining today, gave birth to you and gave me an umbrella.

Me:?

2. My parents had a fierce argument, and suddenly my mother dropped her mobile phone. Then my dad refused. If you can't fight, you can't fight Throw things! ?

Mother showed no weakness: I can handle my things as I want! ? Suddenly my dad slapped me and said, well, how about I call my son! ?

Mom pulled me over and said, my son is mine, too! ? Then he slapped me again.

Me. . .

Dad found his feet smelly when he wore new shoes. Mom helped him carry water and let him wash his feet.

After a while, my mother packed her things and found my father hanging his feet there, so she helped him pour water!

After a while, my mother said; ? How come your feet still stink! ! ! ?

? I didn't even wash it! ?

? Why not wash it! ? Mom is angry.

? I thought the water was too hot and wanted to wait for it to cool for a while, but you poured my water! ?

? Why didn't you say something when I left?

? I thought you took it out to drink cold water! ?

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