Pick up two funny couplets (the answer should also be funny)

1. Happy for the monk to wash his hair.

The nun's hair care depends entirely on sassoon.

2. A nun eats Yuanbang at night.

Monks eat treasures early in the morning.

(The above two sentences cannot be used)

3. Two idiots eat fried noodles

A line of donkeys drink porridge.

4. Fly down from an altitude of 3,000 feet.

I wonder if the ground will be wet for a few days.