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What are the warm-hearted sentences in a small cotton-padded jacket?

1, her name is Yi Yi, and she is my little cotton-padded jacket. This is my lovely daughter.

2, no matter how much pressure, see if you have any pressure in an instant! My daughter is really my little cotton-padded jacket!

I am grateful to have my daughter in my life. She's all I have. I'm not confused about my age, but I have to rely on my daughter under 18 to guide me so that I won't get lost. My IQ is worrying! How can He De have such a sweet little cotton-padded jacket in his life? God is not thin to me, thank you! People do good, although the blessing has not arrived, the disaster is far away; When people do evil, the reward is far away.

My daughter is too sensible. As soon as I finished, she began to sleep all over. I'm really not used to it.

5, prostitutes are too sensible, drink water, don't cry or lick their ears with their mothers.