A story in which typos lead to jokes.

The typo is a mistake that everyone will make in writing. This small mistake and misunderstanding will make you write this typo all your life unless you correct it. The following is a story about a joke caused by a typo. Welcome to read!

1, Dou came home from school with an unhappy face. When Zhao Yun saw it, he quickly asked, "What are you worried about?" Too much homework? Never mind, I'll write it for you. "A Dou is anxious:" I'm still talking! Yesterday, the sentence' I ate a meal' you wrote to me was' I ate a ton of rice', and my classmates laughed at me for being a big git! "This is not an interesting old joke, but let's make do with it.

2. There is a family named Pan, and the elder in the family died. At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies. The obituary reads: Filial piety: Pan Genke's filial daughter-in-law: Chi's filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci's filial grandson: Pan Daoshi, but this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard. When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it. So I read it to him like this: "Xiao Wen, somersaults ... and fights ..." Xiao Wen felt very strange, but he was afraid to ask, so he did a somersault. Then he said, "Filial piety is also ..." Hearing this, the filial piety said, "I want to turn it over, too?" So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault. Again: "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice. Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thinks that my parents have turned over, and I want to turn over! So I turned two somersaults. At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "My parents turned it over once and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I turn it over?" "I get nervous when I think about it:" What should I do? " I saw the old man read aloud at the top of his voice: "Filial piety … turn over … go … die …"

Xiaoming often takes an umbrella as his life. Once it rained, he didn't bring an umbrella, so he asked his classmates to bring a note to his mother. Xiao Ming wrote: Mom, I'm dead and I can't go home. Please help me to send my life.

4. A middle school student loves to write typos and once went to experience the countryside.

Life, a month later, he wrote a letter to his parents: Dad, Mom, I have a good time here. I sleep in a bed with the landlord Wolf (mother), and she wakes me up every morning ... His parents cry and tell others: "My son sleeps with the wolf every day! Help him! ……"

5. Dad, grandma (mom), what about you two: Have you had enough dogs at home? Is there any wire (money) at home? My thread (money) is gone, it rains here, and I have no life (umbrella). You need money to buy my life urgently. It's over.

6. I don't know if this counts: the kindergarten starts, and the teacher asks everyone to write their names on paper so that they can get to know each other by their names. Just one o'clock, the famous teacher was shocked and shouted, "yellow belly!" " No one answered: "yellow belly!" Before anyone answered, the teacher said, "Forget it, let's talk about it at last." Finally, the teacher said, "Who else didn't call the roll?" A little girl stood up timidly, and the teacher asked, "What's your name?" The little girl said, "My name is … Huang Yuepo …"

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