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Can you see men and women in a month? The most accurate way to distinguish between men and women in a month.

As we all know, people ask men and women they don't know to work in the same place for a month, and then the man begins to treat the woman to a midnight snack. Does this man have a purpose? In addition, some people want to ask how to tell whether it is a man or a woman in a month. What do you think this is? In fact, how to check men and women in a month? Let's take a look at the most accurate way to distinguish men and women in a month, hoping to help everyone!

Can you divide men and women in a month? Can you tell a man from a woman after two months of pregnancy?

Follow him (her) and see if he goes to the public toilet to enter the men's toilet or the women's toilet. If you are brave enough, take out your pants and have a look. Simple and clear, clear at a glance.

Look at the size of Adam's apple, Adam's apple and foot, which need to be judged in many ways. Some people just want to see their faces.

The most accurate way to distinguish between men and women in a month is to do a good B-ultrasound and look at the fetal sac. If it is shaped like eggplant, it is a round boy. If he takes it, there may be more girls. Now, men and women are equal, don't care about the differences between men and women, as long as the baby is healthy.

How to check the pulse of men and women in a month can you know the pulse of men and women?

Yes! It usually takes about three months to see it!

Unknown men and women worked in the same place for a month, and men began to treat women to midnight snack. Does that man have a purpose? (1) Beijing-Tianjin region of the Yellow River Basin: Some people say that there are no noisy customs because there are many Manchu people, and Manchu customs are different from Han customs. However, some people say that the old areas also have noisy customs. Mr. Ma Zhijiao also thinks that this custom is outdated, but he also points out that this is a place where the royal family of the Qing Dynasty is concentrated, and the activities are not so intense: "Of course, relatives are cousins; Cousins with cousins and in-laws must attend. The most fashionable move is to let the bride kiss. At that time, although the influence of men and women was greater than before, there were still not many men and women kissing in public, so when noisy guests shouted' Dear! Kiss! & amp#; & amp#; Often make the bride blush. However, after all, Beiping is a city with an ancient cultural tradition, and there are many descendants of the royal family in the Qing Dynasty. Some people are conservative and think that marriage should be conducted in a serious way. Such a family is more' custom-free'. "Hebei Province: There are many people who can make trouble, including friends, guests, the bride's sister-in-law, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, cousins and so on. All the colleagues also come to make trouble. Only the elders don't make trouble, because they are always detained. Of course, it is impossible for every family to make trouble in the same way. But that's all: noisy people try their best to make the bride talk, but the bride always doesn't talk, even hits her, pushes her and scolds her, in order to make her anxious and angry. But the bride must not be angry with the noisy guests, because being angry will offend the guests. Sometimes the bride and groom are asked to sing opera or "Didi" (Jidong minor) for them, but the bride naturally won't agree, so someone said a lot to the bride. For example: "Does my sister-in-law have it at home? We all know, just say it! Let's all listen to&; #; & amp#; "Or," Don't you like the groom? Why don't you talk to him? " Some people clamor for the bride and groom to talk, and if they don't talk, they tie the groom up. Or roll up the groom and push or pull the bride to the groom. Sometimes it makes the bride cry. However, noise was never banned until the noisy guests were tired and dispersed in a hubbub. The custom of listening to music is also popular in Hebei. "Although the noisy people left the cave, they could not let the bride and groom go so easily. Some people listen to the new couple under the new window or outside the door because they don't want to speak first, because they believe that whoever speaks first will die first. Another taboo thing tonight is that there is a lamp in the new room called "ever-burning lamp", which means "long life without end" always turns one side of the bucket upside down. This lamp is placed at the bottom of the bucket and must not be blown out. Blowing out this lamp means that the couple will not live long. The people who listened outside wanted to hear the couple talking, so the next day they had something to tease the bride and groom. Sometimes they put enough paper (because the windows in the country are all made of paper) in the house to look in, so most brides always sit under the bed all night on their wedding night, afraid that the people who are listening will see jokes. The gangsters acted in batches and came up with various tricks. Some put one in the bride's quilt in advance, and when the bride is covered, she will scream in fear, while others force the bride and groom to kiss in public. Some noisy behaviors are aimed at keeping the couple away: some people hide in the window and eavesdrop, and whenever the bride and groom talk, they hiss. The younger one is still in the closet, barking like a dog. The purpose is to prevent the bride and groom from whispering. Datong, Shanxi: The Datong incident is quite fierce. Therefore, in the first two months of a girl's marriage, her sister or aunt and others all gave guidance and practice in advance to avoid embarrassment at that time. There are many people who can make trouble, whether they are brothers-in-law, cousins or friends of the same year in the village. When you are in trouble, some manners are necessary. The first is the "lion opens his mouth" ceremony, which is a ceremony when the bride greets the guests. Call the two sleeves the "lion opening" ceremony. After the ceremony, the guests should let each couple take an ancient coin with eyes and give money to each other with their tongues. Never help with their hands. After that, she buckled a small cup on the ground and asked the bride to turn it up with her toes. So visitors can take this opportunity to see the bride's golden lotus. After that, the groom hugged the bride's feet and asked, "Did you come well? "Soon the bride will have to say," Come on, the big one runs, the little one walks, hold it in her arms, and there are squeaky breasts in her stomach, and fan her back. "After the question and answer, tie the groom to the bench, tie the knot of the rope around the groom's waist, and then let the bride give it to the groom. If the bride is embarrassed to solve it, the guests threaten to stay in the cave for one night. When the bride went to solve it, the noisy people burst into laughter. At this point they are finally satisfied. Huaxian County, Shaanxi Province: If a family marries a bride, at dusk, all the people in the village go to congratulate and set off firecrackers at the door first. When the master knows, he will come out to meet them. Everyone bowed to each other before the throne, and then set up a banquet to reward the guests. At this time, the couple came out to propose a toast to thank the guests. Pour a glass of wine, two people kowtow once, wait until the banquet is over, some guests disperse, and ordinary young people stay here to make trouble. When the bride and groom entered the cave, a bowl of salt and boiled water was ready. The two drank the water first, saying it was drunk, so that the couple could live in harmony in the future. Then eat jiaozi. Everyone eats a little, just bowls and chopsticks, three times at a time. This is called "changing chopsticks for bowls". After these things were done, the guests began to make trouble. Or ask the couple to bow to each other, or call the bride solve riddles on the lanterns, and stay up until midnight. Another rule is that it will be noisy for three nights, so the lights in the cave will not go out for three nights until dawn. " "After the alarm, then listen. Most of what I heard was the groom's sister. What to listen to so as to make fun of the bride and groom in the future. Sometimes, when newlyweds are asleep, they try to lock the door and steal the bride's clothes. Only the next day did the bride agree to their demands, such as asking for candy or inviting them to dinner, would they return the clothes. Jinan, Shandong: Jinan also uses the phrase "no matter what happens for three days" to describe the lively scene. If no one makes trouble, the main family will be jealous! The way to make a hole is to find some young people who like to play in advance. One of them is to dress up as an "empress" (a deacon serving the public), put on a lot of powder on his face, put on women's clothes, sit in class, drag the bride and groom and kowtow in front of the empress. The queen picked up a cotton boy doll and threw it at the bride. The bride carefully ran to the new village with the doll, showing her expectation of having a son. Then all kinds of farce, regardless of men, women and children, all say some shy words of men and women and ask the newcomers to make all kinds of shy actions. It lasted until late at night. " At night, the new house is brightly lit, and relatives, friends and neighbors come to see the bride, see the dowry, see the bride's' handiwork' (the work of pillows and uppers), ask for wedding cakes, grab fruits and so on. This is called "noisy". At night, my brothers and sisters eavesdrop outside the new house and whisper to each other: when no one is listening, they put a broom behind the window, and some put a chopping block, which means' roll up the chopping block and have a grandson'. This custom no longer exists. Henan: zhenping county, Gushi, wen county, Mengxian and other places in Henan are very lively. "In zhenping county, the wedding night, put a snack in the cave. General relatives and friends-mainly my sister, brother-in-law, uncle and others, as well as cousins, grandparents, or some young friends-will be very busy at this time. The way to make trouble is really colorful and full of wonders. This noisy method won't stop until midnight. Although the noise is over, the custom of listening still exists. These noisy people listened under the window, and when the bride and groom fell asleep, they came up with an idea. Open the door, sneak into the hole, and sometimes put on her coat, so custom allows you to grope for her and her face at will. Shouxian County, Anhui Province: There is also a saying that "three days are big and small". But male elders never make trouble because they always have to be polite. Others, such as brother-in-law, nephew and sister-in-law, can naturally find ways to make the bride laugh at will. For example, they can greet and bow to the bride and introduce themselves. The bride was embarrassed to make any promises, so she called her "sister-in-law" or "aunt" and said, "Why don't you pay attention to me? "I hope to make the bride laugh, but it is absolutely impossible to annoy the bride with a new tone or a new sentence. If you say it carelessly, the groom will give you an ugly face when he is young, and will beat you or scold you when he is old. Can't say that the groom is rude. Sometimes after breaking up, I often let my sister-in-law and others pretend to be grooms to cheat the bride. It is said that once the groom went out to see a guest off and didn't come back to the house. Taking this opportunity, the bride's sister-in-law put on the groom's clothes and went into the new house, while the others closed the door. The bride pretends to be the groom and lies in the new bed in her clothes. The bride doesn't know the groom at all and thinks it's the groom. So he said to the groom. The groom is afraid that the bride will say something to avoid people's eyes and ears, so he runs out quickly. Later, I often used it to tease the bride. The custom of listening is also popular here. This is a necessary thing after trouble. If no one listens, it is considered unlucky, so if no one really listens, you have to put a broom under the new window instead of listening, so as to avoid unlucky. Shanghai: On the first night of their wedding, the bride and groom sit at the top of the table together. At this time, the guests played all kinds of jokes and made everyone laugh. This is called eating warm. As the saying goes, "it doesn't matter if you get married for three days." That is to say, after three days of marriage, no matter young or old, they can play all kinds of jokes and gaffes in New China to make the bride laugh. There are shoes specially for the bride, in exchange for money and things to tease the bride. Shanghai can be said to be the new york of China, which shows the prosperity of Shanghai. Because residents have many opportunities to meet people from all over the world, their thoughts have naturally improved a lot with the trend. But so far there is no noisy custom. You can learn about their troubles from two local folk songs! Send: "Holding a red light, both of them are blessed to send the groom. Today, they will sit in the cave and give birth to the champion Lang next year. Noisy: This wedding banquet is for the bride, who turns to the groom. A man of talent and a woman of beauty, two people love a man of love. Meeting for the first time is like a pair of mandarin ducks. "Suzhou: In Suzhou, they pay more attention to listening after trouble. Not everyone can listen, only Quanfu people are qualified to listen. If no one really listens at home, they put a broom under the window instead of listening, because they believe that if no one listens that night, there will be a flower god to listen, which is very unlucky for the newcomers. Using a broom means letting the flower god see and trust people, so she doesn't listen! Biyang County, Hubei Province: It is the brother-in-law and others who make trouble. Although there is a saying that "three days regardless of size", it is always the peers who make the most trouble. Most of them are brides. You can say anything ugly. For example, "No bride! "! We must eat full moon wine at once! "Or:" Let me see your eyelids, bride. Look at your hands, your feet and your milk. " Not only that, sometimes I really touch these places, and sometimes I touch the bride's hands very thick. I mean, "Look how thin the bride's hands are!" " "Even so, you're welcome. The bride should not only be angry, but also apologize, otherwise the whole village will scold her and say that she is not sensible and unreasonable. Sometimes even the ancestors will scold them, saying, "The ancestors married such a daughter-in-law without virtue &; #; & amp#; "Sometimes the local ruffians will rob the bride's shoes, so the bride's shoes are always made very tight to avoid injury. If they take off their shoes, they will even take away the bride's foot binding strips, and then let the bride stand on a stick, deliberately embarrassing the bride. Sometimes, some "beauties" are put on new beds, which makes the bride put on her coat. In addition, they can rummage through the bride's things at will. It is common to steal them, and they will not return them until the bride promises to invite them or give them some food. " If you don't listen, don't feel unlucky, but if someone listens, it's best to listen. Listen, it's unlucky to hear this. Not only do they listen, but they often steal into houses and take things from new beds. Because Mianyang's custom is that couples sleep at two ends, there are pillows as wide as the bed at both ends of the bed. It is said that once on their wedding night, the bride and groom slept at one end, and the noisy person stole the pillow at the other end. They didn't know, so it became a joke for their whole lives. Ji 'an, Jiangxi: New Year's Eve, regardless of age. Every time you call the bride, you should kneel down to her, and the recipient need not return the gift. Innovators enjoy it, but the bride's legs can't stand it. Nanchang, Jiangxi: Any male relatives and friends can make trouble, but female guests can't. Most of them are embarrassed to go. Noisy guests often play the huqin to invite the bride to sing. If the bride doesn't sing, they sing by themselves. For example, "Eighteen Horses" and so on are all sung in a very noisy way, and this tune is very vulgar. & amp#; & amp#; There are many ways to make trouble, such as letting the groom smoke, letting the bride make a fire, or getting some flowers to hang up, letting the bride take them down and letting the groom hold her. Sometimes I try to get them to kiss. Even if the guest drinks wine, falls asleep in the new bed and throws up, the couple can't be angry, because if the guest looks at the couple angry or anxious, he has to say something ugly, such as "Aren't we leaving yet?" They are already very anxious! "On this day, the bride will definitely give up the menstrual cloth, otherwise the noisy guests will look for it specially, and if they find it, they will make fun of the bride." Listening to thieves after a scene is also common in Nanchang. They call it "stealing". Steal the bride and groom's clothes and accessories and have fun. The couple won't stop until they have a banquet. Therefore, Nanchang brides are afraid of stealing and making trouble. Xingguo, Jiangxi: On Candle Night, "friends and relatives greeted guests with jokes, which embarrassed the newlyweds, so the bride and groom invited two or three eloquent male and female friends and relatives as' bodyguards' in advance to help the newlyweds cope with the jokes of guests and friends. After seeing the bride, relatives and friends sent the couple to the cave and held a banquet with them immediately. During the dinner, the bride and groom sat opposite each other, and all relatives and friends sat on both sides. Two people with good acting skills were elected as the leaders of the scene. They made suggestions, made problems and teased couples. The most embarrassing thing is to say something rude in public. This custom has not disappeared yet. "After dinner, it began to make holes. Put three or four tables at the mouth of the cave first, and put tables on them in case the guests have a good drink. Everyone sat around the table, leaving two empty seats for the bride and groom. At this time, a couple are in the cave. The noisy guests elected two leaders, one for calling the door and the other for getting the bride up. The person who calls the door should first say a few auspicious words outside the door, such as "the day will be auspicious, the earth will last forever, and Zhang is beaming", and then the groom will open the door. Those who ask the bride to get out of bed should go into the hole with a glass in their hands and say to the draped new bed, "Holding a jade cup and jade liquid, I respectfully invite the bride to come out of the lotus bed, and have a daughter with her right foot and a talented person with her left foot. "Quit the new song after singing. Therefore, the bride must get out of bed with both feet at the same time to show her willingness to be both a "daughter" and a "gifted scholar". After the bride and groom come out of the hole together, they bow to everyone. The man with the cup asked the couple to sit down, so everyone toasted the couple together. It is natural to say one-liners during the dinner, but it is a more elegant and quiet way to make trouble. Wuyi, Zhejiang: "Invite male guests to dinner. After dinner, these guests began to make trouble. It is not necessarily friends and relatives who make trouble, but strangers with men and women are also qualified to make trouble. The main family has never banned it, because' the louder the better', because it is rich, it is rich. At this time, the bride is sitting on the edge of the bed, with two or four unmarried women on both sides, and the attendants are not disturbed. The purpose of making trouble is just to make the bride laugh, and there are many ways to use it. They can tell stories or jokes, remove unlucky words and use any frivolous tone or new words at will. When they make the bride laugh, they will ask the bride for pleasant fruit. After begging, you can make her laugh again and keep the bride laughing. That's what they want. Sometimes I ask the bride for fruit, and I also ask the escort for fruit. This kind of trouble doesn't happen in a day. It depends on the number of days the host family invites guests. If you invite guests for five or six days, you will make trouble for five or six days. Because they have asked for seats for at least two days, it is troublesome for at least two days. " Listening is also popular here. In China, it is characterized by "stealing" new things: "When it's over, they can't be so willing to rest. They must listen to or steal from the groom. Sometimes even robes, pillows, clothes and bedding with crests are stolen. The next day, I asked the bride for money and crisp candy for them to eat, at least ten kilograms, and forty or fifty kilograms more! They won't return the things unless they get the money. " Sichuan: There is a bamboo poem in Sichuan that says, "When the glass sedan chair arrives at Huatang, it helps the bride into the cave. Pick up the hijab and drink it until dawn. " So it's noisy. In Shunqing County, on the wedding night, the bride will pour wine for all the guests until they can't drink it. When the bride goes in at night, the groom's mother must invite many people to eavesdrop or peek outside. If nobody listens, mother must put a broom behind the door. It is said that no one will see it, and this couple is unlucky. The new light can't go out. There is also the custom of noisy listening in Quxian County. On the wedding night, the bride must pour wine for every noisy guest, which is called "flower picking wine" or "dismounting banquet". Listen, there are always some female guests who will take the opportunity to peek because the lights can't be turned off. On the wedding night, the bride and groom sit side by side on the edge of the bed or on the same stool. Everyone gathered around them, saying humorous words. Naturally, vulgar words are inevitable. Some also ask the bride to sing and dance, or all kinds of programs make things difficult for the couple, and even make the bride blush and beat her heart. People think that the more lively, the more auspicious.

The above is the most accurate way to tell a man from a woman in a month. It's about men and women who don't know each other working in the same place for a month, and the man begins to invite the woman to have a snack. Does this man have a purpose? Share. Can you tell men and women after watching it for a month? I hope this will help everyone!