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Pun joke
They pray for you on Sunday, but they squeeze you on Monday.
2. Seven? How many days? No? Water? Manufacturing? One? Weak? (week). ?
If you don't drink water for seven days, you can't pull your legs.
3. Why? Is it? Ann? Empty? Wallet? Always? That? identical
Because? There? Is it? Never? Really? Change? Are you online? It ... ?
Why are wallets always flat?
Because it will never change.
4. We? Eat? What? we? Is it okay? And then what? What? we? Can't? we? Sure. ?
We eat what we can eat and can what we can't eat.
5. a? Professor? Eavesdropping Open? His? Desk? And then what? Shout: "gentlemen? , order! "
That? Complete? Class? Yelled? "beer!"
A professor knocked on the table and shouted, "Gentlemen, be quiet!" " "
The whole class shouted "beer" in unison.
6. a? Small? Boy? Coming? Up? Where to? His? Mom. ? Horse? What? Say, "Me? Really? Some? Where to? Tell? You ? Mine? Teacher? Kissed? Me. "
"Well, how about that? Used to be. What about you? Answer? Okay? Boy? And then what? Really? What about you? Kissing? She? Come back? "
"yes? Sure? No! " ? What? Rejected? Angrily,?
"Me? Kissed? She? Face. "
The little boy came up to him and said, "mom, let me tell you something." The teacher kissed me. "
"That's good, good boy. Did you kiss her, too? "
"Of course not!"
He angrily denied, "I kissed her face."
7. Why is a river so rich?
Why is a river so rich?
Because it has two banks.
Because it has two banks.
8. Why do carpenters have reason to believe that there is no such thing as stone?
Why do carpenters always think that nothing is as hard as stone?
Because they've never met.
Because they have never seen anything like it.
9. Why can't you ever expect a fisherman to be generous?
Why can't you expect fishermen to be generous?
Because his business lets him sell fish.
Because his business makes him sell fish (selfish).
10. What is the strongest day of the week?
What is the most powerful day of the week?
Today is Sunday, because other days are working days.
Sunday, because other days are working days (weak days).
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