The baby listened to jokes at the concert.

1, I want to marry Mozzie.

The little bee said, "mom, mom, I want to marry a mosquito when I grow up." Mother asked, "Why?" . The little bee said, "Because mosquitoes sing beautifully, everyone applauds when you see him sing!" " "

2. The baby listens to the concert

Dad took the baby to the violin concert. The performance started and the baby was not interested. One hour, two hours passed, and the people on the stage were still playing the violin. The baby finally couldn't help it and asked his father loudly, "Dad, when can he see that wooden box?"

3. Pregnant women

A little girl was playing in the park and saw a pregnant woman with a big belly. She went over and asked, Aunt, what's in your belly? The pregnant woman replied: It's my child. The little girl asked again: Do you love your baby? Of course, the pregnant woman replied. Then why did you eat him? ! The little girl scolded loudly.

4, can't drink water

My brother and I were eating watermelon together, and my brother accidentally swallowed a melon seed. Seeing that he was in a hurry, the younger brother said to his younger brother, "The teacher said that seeds will germinate and grow when watered. Don't drink water, or watermelon seedlings will grow in your stomach. That's really hard. "

I have to change back when I get off the bus.

Xiaoming goes to school by bus. There are many people on the bus after seven in the morning. Xiaoming is glad to sit down. At this time, a little girl was sitting opposite, holding an apple in her hand.

Xiao Ming said, I'll exchange an apple for your seat. Xiaoming is a greedy ghost. When he saw the red apple in the little girl's hand, his mouth watered. He immediately took the apple from the little girl's hand and gave his seat to the little girl. Xiao Ming wiped the apple with his sleeve and was about to take a big bite. The little girl sitting in his seat said, stop eating. You have to change it back when you get off.