Tik Tok's most popular drinking sentences are selected from 60 humorous sentences about drinking.

1, two cups a day, it hurts not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

2, looks like water, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles when walking, looks for water at night, wakes up early and regrets.

3, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

4, the east wind blows, the drums beat, now who is afraid of who drinks, you and me, now who is afraid of who drinks?

As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

6. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

7. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

8. It looks like water and smells like being drunk. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

9. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

10, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

1 1, as long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

12, the key is the right atmosphere.

13, tea is also wine as long as you have it in your heart.

14, after drinking, don't talk nonsense! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

15, it is better to doze off than to be drunk.

16, drink, drink, drink.

17, it rained and the field dried up. That cup doesn't count.

18, drink less, drink less, drink more; Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

19, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

20, two or three games a day, four or five Liang per meal. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

2 1, lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

22. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

23, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

24, will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate!

25, there is a rotten hole in the stomach, it is better to call a seam.

26. Wine is the essence of five grains. The more you drink, the younger you get.

27. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

28. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

29. When called, you can drink when you come, but don't get drunk, get drunk without chaos, get confused without falling, but don't sleep.

30. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

3 1, wine is a pack of medicine, you can't sleep without it!

32. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

33. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, while post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.

34, brothers are thousands of miles apart, and you should do it when you take this cup.

35. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

36. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

37, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

38. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

39. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

40. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than my feelings.

4 1, if I didn't get drunk, I wouldn't miss Cui Hua's sadness.

42. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

43, who respects the leadership wine, the leader may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

44. If you can drink 2252, comrades need to train!

45. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

46, rhetoric, wine makes heroic courage. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

47, virgin stage, strictly guard against death. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

48, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

49. It doesn't rain in the sky and it's dry underground. Does replacing wine with tea count? It's bitter to drink god.

50, alas, so you won't get drunk. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

5 1, everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, so I had to wait on them again.

52. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

53. Ordinary women don't drink. Women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

54. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

55. The theoretical basis of wineries is that small wines do small things, big wines do big things, and good things last for a long time, and there is nothing to do without wine.

56. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

57, wine leaves poetry scattered, eight wines begging for bait, nine wines staying in the world.

58. If you have good wine, you will lose two wines. two dead's wife has three wines, and the rocks flow four wines. Four rooms are empty with five wines, and six wines are temples.

59. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to call your wife for three days!

60, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.