Jokes about insomnia

I can't sleep again. The patient complained to the doctor about insomnia.

Seeing that several prescriptions were ineffective, the doctor had to teach him the original therapy: "You insist on counting."

Count to 3000 and come back to me in a few days. "

The next time we met, the patient was still very sad and depressed.

"Doctor, I still can't sleep. I counted as you said until 1786.

Drink a cup of coffee to refresh yourself when you are really sleepy, and only count to 3000. But this

First of all, I can't sleep anymore. "Treatment of insomnia There is a couple who run a ranch. Because of overwork, her husband lost sleep.

Often can't sleep all night. So when his wife kept him awake, he lay in bed silently.

Count the sheep carefully and slowly fall asleep. He tried according to law, but he still couldn't.

"You must be too impatient. You must concentrate on counting and count to 10000.

Effective. Try again tonight. "

The next morning, the husband said bitterly, "I still didn't fall asleep all night!" " I have counted 10000.

A sheep, sheared, combed, brushed, woven into cloth, sewn into clothes, and then shipped to America,

All sold, the whole transaction earned 32 1 0,000 yuan! "Take medicine on time. A nurse walked into the ward, and she finally woke up one who had already come in.

A sleeping patient.

"What are you doing?" The patient is very unhappy.

"You must take the medicine on time." The nurse finished and handed over two sleeping pills at the same time. Insomnia wife: "Jim, I stayed up all night again."

Husband: "Why don't you try the counting method taught by the doctor?"

Wife: "I tried, and I counted 487865."

Husband: "Are you asleep then?"

Wife: "No, it's already dawn."

Saw off the legs of the bed. A woman went to the hospital to see a doctor. She introduced her illness to the doctor:

"I can't sleep at night, lying in bed, always feeling someone under the bed; Lying under the bed,

I feel someone else in bed. It's really torture to go up and down like this! "

After hearing her words, the doctor immediately provided her with a treatment:

"Saw off the four legs of the bed!" A man said to the pharmacist in the pharmacy, "I have too much insomnia." at home

I woke up when the kitten walked on the carpet. "

The pharmacist quickly took out a packet of powder and handed it to him. He quickly asked, "Is this medicine effective?"

"No problem." The pharmacist is very confident.

"How many times a day do I eat?"

Instead, the pharmacist was anxious: "You must not eat it. Give it to your cat once and it will be solved. "

There is a problem. "Peter, the most treatable disease, suffered from insomnia at night for a while and was listless at work, which almost led to an accident.

Therefore.

He went to the hospital and asked the doctor, "Doctor, I have neurasthenia and I really want to sleep during the day."

I don't feel sleepy at night Look, treat me. "

Doctor: "It's very simple. It's easy to cure your illness."

Peter: "What is the magic formula?"

Doctor: "From now on, you work the night shift." The telephone hypnotist was woken up by the phone at three o'clock in the morning. A pleading voice came from the microphone: "Doctor,

I have insomnia again. What should I do? "

The doctor said angrily, "Hold on to the microphone and listen to me sing you a lullaby!" " "