Complete works of poetry and jokes

Once upon a time, there was a scholar named "Xipo" who often praised Su Shi. During the drought, the satrap set up an incense table to beg for rain and ordered him to write poems to remember this grand occasion.

The scholar wrote a poem saying, "The prefect prays for rain, and all the people are grateful for virtue. Last night I pushed the window to see the moon. "

The satrap was furious and sent Yunyang.

His uncle gave it to him. Farewell, the scholar saw that his uncle was blind, so he presented a poem: "See Yunyang, and see my uncle as if he were my mother." People cry together, three lines. "

To match, officials like his poems, take his wife as the topic and ask him to recite them. The scholar said, "Ring Ding Dong, madam, come out of the back hall. Three-inch golden lotus, horizontal. "

The official's anger made him laugh at himself. The scholar sighed, "The ancients were named Dongpo, but I am now named Xipo. When the two are compared, they are much worse. "

Is this it? I framed the sentence that he saw his uncle ~