Couple jokes in bed (send a couple pillow joke to you)

doubt

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Late at night, Xiao Wang, who was away on business, called his wife: "I have an important document to send home." Have you received it? "

Wife: "I received it this morning."

"Really, so soon?"

"Of course! How can you doubt me? Wait, I'll let the courier next to you say ... "

Humor 2

Insist on drinking red wine

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A couple got married for half a year, and the wife insisted on drinking red wine for four months.

One day, I asked my husband, "They all say that drinking red wine is good for beauty. Do you think I am getting younger and younger? " ? Are you going to be a girl? "

Husband: "I'm talking about IQ. You can go to kindergarten after drinking for two months. "

Humor 3

Teach you how to beat your wife

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Today, I was beaten by my wife because I was caught reading an article "Teach you how to beat your wife". . .

Humor 4

A henpecked husband

Sun Xiao often hurts his wife. She does all the work by herself and tries not to let her do it. One day, she went home for dinner. After dinner, her father said a little ridiculously: I raised you for more than 20 years, and as a result, I raised a hen-pecked wife.

Little Sun Gang wanted to retort, but his mother roared in the kitchen: Come and wash the dishes, Lao Sun!

Dad walked past without saying a word. ...

Humor 5

My wife looked at him with disdain when she got up in the morning. She was definitely a traitor. "Did you dream last night?" "How do you know, I seem to dream of a war, and I killed several Japanese devils ..." His wife disdainfully interrupted him: "Kill a fart and shout in my ear all night, it's definitely a traitor ..." Humor 6.

Qq signature

Wife's qq signature: Dear, if I do badly, wrongly or inadequately, you must tell me, don't take it to heart, I won't change it anyway, and I won't keep you from getting into trouble …