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Jing Kang Shame-Yue Fei

1. Now some experts infer that Yue Fei is the emperor's half-brother. So Yue Fei will come back knowing that he will die.

2. The reason is the same as above. The analysis is as follows:

1, Qin Gui wants to kill Yue Fei, why not fabricate some evidence? The word "unwarranted" means "maybe, maybe". How do these three words win the trust of the world? Qin Gui is a top scholar, so it is not easy to forge evidence. Are you kidding? ! So Qin Gui is smarter. He sold a prisoner and told Han Shizhong, I don't know if Yue Fei is guilty. Anyway, I don't want to kill him. In other words, Emperor Zhao conceived to kill him!

2. Some people say that Zhao Gou killed Yue Fei because Yue Fei wanted to "welcome back the two saints" and take back Zhao Gou's father and brother who were captured by the nomads from the army. Zhao Gou is afraid of losing the throne. But anyone who knows history will know that his father Hui Zong has been dead for several years, and his younger brother Qin Zong has repeatedly sent a message to show his loyalty: As long as I go back, I will be a common people and will never compete with you for the world! Besides, there used to be a saying called "making contributions". My brother made a mess of the country and arrested himself. How can he come back to argue with his brother? !

3. Some people say it's because Yue Fei is a hawk, and Zhao Gou has always wanted to make peace. However, if Yue Fei sent troops to undermine the peace talks privately, then he should be killed, but Yue Fei has resigned and handed over the military power. Why did you kill him? ! And Han Shizhong was also a diehard hawk. Why is he fine and still a high official? So this is not the reason why Zhao Gou killed Yue Fei.

Yue Fei's mother is Yao, and "Yue" reads "Yao" in many places in the north. Yue Fei and Yue are "neither", that is, they are not surnamed Yue. And his father, called Yue He in the history books, is a farmer. Without culture, Yue Fei has never read a book, so where did he learn his poetry and calligraphy? Only his mother, but in that era of paying attention to the right family, how can a farmer marry the daughter of a scholarly family? !

According to historical records, Yue Fei escaped from the flood when he was a child, and his mother held him in the jar. Father was washed away by the flood. The vat is an extremely unstable object. How can you sit on two people without falling down in the flood? This is obviously a lie. In the past, the punishment for unmarried pregnant women was extremely severe. Yue Fei's mother told such a lie in order to deceive everyone.

6. If his mother is a common people, how can he have such great patriotic feelings? Give the child a needle, which reads "loyalty to the country" in four Chinese characters, all of which are traditional Chinese characters except loyalty. It may be a sign that women are generally crazy about love. For example, plum blossom branding, branding children with plum blossom seals. Therefore, the most reasonable explanation is that when Yue Fei's parents got engaged, the man left an inscription for the woman, which read "Serve the country faithfully".

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7. Yue Fei has a famous "Man Jiang Hong", the second half of which is "Jingkang shame, it's still snowing; When do courtiers hate their guts! Driving a long car to break through the lack of Helan Mountain. I am hungry for pork, laughing at the blood of Huns, waiting for the beginning, cleaning up the old mountains and rivers and facing the sky. " The first sentence "Jingkang shame, still not snow; When do courtiers hate? " This is a bit far-fetched. We know that in the past, the ancients paid attention to neatness in writing poems and lyrics. Jingkang is the year number, and the name or place name should be neat. The word detained is too far-fetched So the manuscript may be "your father's shame, not snow;" When do courtiers hate? " This was neatly said, but he didn't dare to say it clearly, so he changed his sentence. Yue Fei's use of Helan Mountain here is by no means a slip of the pen, but shows that his ambition is by no means to recover the lost land in the Song Dynasty, but to inherit the territory of Han and Tang Dynasties and even destroy the four kingdoms of Xixia. Most importantly, when the Huns moved to the Danube region of Europe, did Yue Fei have the intention to build a great empire across the Eurasian continent? !

8. After knowing this, Yue Fei wrote to the emperor twice and wanted to quit. He is afraid that if there is a battle for the throne in the future, the people will be taken away again.

9. Especially in the end, when Yue Fei was arrested, Zhao Gou was the first to send He Zhu for interrogation. "Flying off the petticoat to show the casting on the back, there are four words that are loyal to the country and go deep into the skin. After reading it, there is no left test, not guilty. " Yue Fei tore off his clothes, revealing four big characters. He Zhuan immediately understood that Yue Fei was innocent. This is very strange. How can tattoos prove wrong? Unless Yue Fei also explained his life experience to He Zhu, he felt that Yue Fei was wronged. None of this will go down in history. That's why there is such a thing as stepping down. In addition, Yue Fei was killed in secret, while Yue Yun and Zhang Xian were killed in giving court, which is also puzzling.

So, probably the plot should be like this:

Song Huizong is an elegant and romantic emperor, and his "thin golden body" and painting can be compared with the master. There is a maid-in-waiting named Yao in the palace. Her literary talent is very good. By chance, she fell in love with the emperor and became pregnant with the dragon seed. At that time, no matter who the emperor shared a room with, eunuchs would be registered in the daily life records. During the Song Dynasty, the court fights were very serious. For example, the famous "civet cats for princes" was a matter of the Song Dynasty. After Yao got pregnant, the queen came to trouble her. She is used to fighting in court and knows that if she doesn't escape, her life will be hard to save. So, in December of the first year of Chongning, there were seventy-six maids. The Yao family must have escaped by taking advantage of the fire.

The imperial city was in Kaifeng at that time. After escaping from Kaifeng, Yao was afraid of being chased, so he went north incognito. On February 14th, the second year of Chongning, Yue Fei was born. Yue Fei ran to tangyin county at the time of the full moon, and when he was caught in a flood, Yao made up the myth of escape in an urn. During the reign of Xuanhe, Yue Fei wanted to join the army and asked his father what his name was. Yao had to make up and say, "It's Emperor Xuanhe, and your father's name is Hehe, Yuehe." Thinking that his son might meet the emperor's husband after joining the army, he tattooed four big characters on Yue Fei's back. These four words are the words on the keepsake that the emperor gave her when he had a brief love affair with her. Later, Yao was taken away by Jin people, and Yao was very sad. Before he died, he told Yue Fei his life story.

Yue Fei wanted to help the emperor's brother and manage the country well, but later he found that the emperor's brother was weak in nature and did not seek to recover lost ground, and the people's lives were in dire straits. I want to seize power as emperor, but I'm afraid the people will suffer more. So, there will be two things left undone. After a long time, one of Yue Fei's subordinates heard a little wind, and was immediately arrested by Yue Fei's wife and killed him.

Gradually, Zhao Gou also heard a little wind, so he ordered people to secretly check Yue Fei. In February of the ninth year of Shaoxing, the Prime Minister returned from Suzhou, bringing back some relics, including some records about the Yao family. Zhao Gou was frightened and ordered Qin Gui to check all court documents in the name of repairing Hui Zong's memoirs. So I found out the life story of Yue Fei.

Zhao Gou himself fell ill, which is called "infertility" in modern times. He adopted an adopted son. He is afraid that once Yue Fei tells his life story in the future, the minister will stand behind Yue Fei. It's too easy to come in the Song Dynasty. He is afraid that one day, the minister will "add a yellow robe" to Yue Fei, and Yue Fei will seize power and seek a position. So Zhao Gou willy-nilly, what problem didn't handle yue fei, killed yue fei.