Funny sentences to criticize friends

1. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several human traffickers.

2. Are you here? I hope you are. Someone stole a pig recently and I'm afraid something will happen to you.

3. It’s been so long since we held hands, even holding pickled pepper chicken feet feels tender.

4. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, it is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible!

5. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe your nonsense.

6. My saliva is used to count money, not to reason with you

7. The prerequisite for others to save face for you is that you must first have a brain. ah!

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8. You have your looks, and I have my shorts, which are not very short, but cool.

9. God spreads wisdom all over the world, but only gives you an umbrella.

10. I must look like you like me in my next life, and then I won’t like you.

11. Go out and bask in the sun more. If you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

12. Don’t think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to care about you.

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13. You are an authentic beauty. You are a beauty only in an authentic way because there is no light

14. It’s not scary to have a big belly. The scary thing is that there is no real material inside.

15. The eyes are the windows to the soul. I think it’s time to clean your windows.

16. You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll be like someone else’s ugly head; if you’re not smart, you’ll be someone else’s bald head!

17. What’s wrong with me being ugly? It's you who's disgusting, and I can't see it anyway.

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18. Once upon a time, I was always very, very envious of my deskmate for having the best deskmate in the world.

19. You really wasted your parents’ time all night.

20. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

21. As the old saying goes, suffering is blessing, so I wish you blessings like the East Sea.

22. When God closes a door for you, he will always leave many unlocking phone numbers on the wall for you.

23. How do you take care of your skin? I’m so envious. How can you maintain it so thick~

24. It is said that I weigh less than 100, and I am either flat-chested or short.

25. Why do you look like a QR code? No one knows what you are unless you scan it.

26. Don’t always make excuses for your weather-beaten face. What’s beautiful is not outstanding, and what’s ugly is not unique.