It’s New Year’s Day, and our class is coming up with a program (three and a half sentences)... Can someone give me some lyrics? It’s about art majors. Thank you. The funnier the better.

A: The festive gongs and drums are beating, (action: high five)

B: The four of us walked onto the stage. (Action: Point four people)

C: Go on stage and say three and a half sentences, (Action: Greet the audience)

Ding: BYE. (Action: waving hands, turning around to retreat)

(A, B, and C all shouted: Don’t leave, come back!)

A: Why are we standing here? (Action: Doubt Expression)

B: Four people stand in a line. (Action: Natural expression)

C: Today’s task is very simple, (Action: Relaxed expression)

Ding: Celebrate New Year’s Day! (Action: imitate the expression of determination)

(Four people said in unison: Yes, celebrate New Year’s Day!)

Ding: By the way...

A: God Give me a pair of feet, (action: fingers and feet)

B: Teach me how to stand tall (action: akimbo and head raised)

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

Ding: ——Escape. (Action: trying to run away)

A: God gave me a straight waist (Action: akimbo and head raised)

B: Teach me how to persevere

C : But I only learned (action: sighing expression)

Ding: ——Swagger. (Action: )

A: God gave me a pair of hands, (Action: shaking hands)

B: Teach me how to create, (Action: what it looks like to make something)

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C: But I only learned (action: sighing expression)

Ding: ——Begging. (Action: Stretch out your hands to ask for something)

A: God gave me a pair of eyes, (Action: Sun Wukong looks thousands of miles away)

B: Teach me how to discover, (Action: Pretend Holding a magnifying glass)

C: But I only learned (movement: sighing expression)

Ding: ——Glancing randomly. (Action: squinting left and right)

A: God gave me a brain, (Action: pointing to the head)

B: Teach me how to think, (Action: pointing to the head and turning the fingers)

C: But I only learned (action: sighing expression)

Ding: ——Sleep. (Action: looking like sleeping soundly)

A: God gave me a mouth, (Action: pointing to the mouth)

B: Teach me how to shout slogans, (Action: hands Shouting from the side of your mouth)

C: But I only learned (movement: sighing expression)

Ding: ——Funny. (Action: twitching eyebrows and placing it under the chin)

A: God is finally angry, (Action: looking angry)

B: Say:

C: Why are you holding what I gave you (action: puzzled expression)

Ding: Always fooling around, always funny and never learning well! (Action: Pointing)

A: I finally got angry, (Action: Angry)

B: Said:

C : Who told me that I was born with this material (action: proud expression)

Ding: The three and a half sentences in the New Year's Day performance made everyone laugh! < /p>

B: Please forgive me for not speaking well

C: The exciting program is coming later

Ding: Keep watching

A: What about us? ? (Action: Confused expression)

Yi Bing Ding: Let’s go! !