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Super funny short tongue twister
Short super funny tongue twister 1 "He Jianbang" (1)
Press a stick below and a stick above.
Press the joystick to roll, roll the joystick to roll.
Root to root connection (2)
Pine trees on the mountain have roots, and people of all ethnic groups are heart to heart.
Take root at the grassroots level, heart to heart, and build the motherland.
Fish and Goose (3)
Small fish can't escape from fishing nets.
The geese pass the Wild Goose Pagoda and guard the geese.
Back cup (4)
Beibei is holding a water cup, Beibei is holding a water cup.
Beibei carries a water cup and a water cup.
Beibei is holding a water cup, Beibei is holding a water cup.
Guoguo Guoguo (5)
Guoguo guoguo
Guo Guo crossed the country.
Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo
One country after another
Forty-four bunches of purple silk thread (6)
Forty-four bunches of purple silk thread,
Weave forty-four purple lions,
Purple silk threads weave purple lions,
Purple silk thread used to weave purple lions.
Watch TV (7)
Yes, Mr. Tian Laosi,
Like watching TV.
Performing on TV,
There is tian teacher in the play.
Silkworm and cicada (8)
It's a silkworm crawling around,
It's cicadas flying around.
Silkworms often hide in mulberry leaves,
Cicadas are singing in the Woods.
Ginkgo fruit (9)
Before I walked past the White House,
There is a ginkgo tree in front of the White House.
This tree bears ginkgo nuts,
There is a white starling resting on the ginkgo tree.
Four old people (10)
Uncle Guo and Uncle Luo,
Uncle Bi, Uncle Bai,
Guo Luo Bibo, Si Lao,
About buying water chestnut in the north of the city,
I bought it at the water chestnut pavilion,
The water chestnut shell poked four old people in the feet.
Embryo Cat chases flowers and birds (1 1)
Embryo Cat jumps, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant,
Embryo Cat, listen to the flowers and birds,
Flowers and birds watch Embryo Cat jump,
Embryo Cat jumped up to catch flowers and birds,
Flowers and birds are afraid of Embryo Cat,
Move your legs and run.
12345 ( 12)
One two three four five,
Go up the mountain and shoot tigers.
The tiger missed,
Shoot squirrels.
How many squirrels are there?
One two three four five.
Mushroom picking (13)
Black rabbit and white rabbit,
Picking mushrooms up the mountain,
Little monkey and deer,
Come and help,
Monkeys and rabbits, rabbits and deer,
Picking mushrooms happily.
Cloth and pants (14)
A rough homespun,
A pair of coarse trousers.
Brother Naboo and pants,
Flying needles thread and tie cloth,
Tie cloth, sew pants,
Pants are torn, patch them with cloth.
Huahua and Honghong (15)
Huahua has two yellow flowers.
Red has two red flowers,
Huahua wants red flowers,
Red wants yellow flowers.
Huahua sent a red and yellow flower,
Honghong gave Huahua a red flower.
Mao Mao and Tao Tao (16)
Mao Mao and Tao Tao,
High jump and running exercises,
Mao Mao taught Tao Tao to run,
Tao Tao taught Mao Mao the high jump.
Mao Mao learned the high jump,
Tao Tao learned to practice running.
Bearded donkey riding (17)
Beard riding a donkey,
Camels pick snails,
The beard overturned the camel's snail,
A donkey with a camel beard,
Beard went to pick a snail's camel,
The camel came to beat the donkey's beard,
The beard touched the camel,
The chubby man has a beard.
Short super funny tongue twister 2 1, so many, his broom and dustpan don't work together, so he blacked out (ten tracks) one by one.
2, a flat basin surface, flip a flat basin cake, the cake touches the basin, and the basin touches the cake.
3. Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li bought a cake in the cake shop. Uncle Zhang bought a big cake and Uncle Li bought a big cake. Take it home to feed your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law went to Bibo again. I don't know whether Uncle Zhang bought a big cake or Uncle Li bought a big cake.
4. A mute came to the south with a horn pinned to his waist; A Lama came from the north with an otter in his hand. The Lama carrying the otter horse wants to exchange the otter horse for the dumb speaker without the speaker; Dumb people without horns don't want to trade horns for otters of lamas who carry otters. I don't know if the mute with the trumpet gave the Lama carrying the otter horse a trumpet; Or did the Lama with the otter horse beat the dumb otter horse with his horn? Lamas go home to stew otters, and dumb people play the trumpet.
5, gray fertilizer will turn gray, black fertilizer will not turn gray.
6, golden melon, silver melon, melon shed is full of melons, melons fall, play small dolls, dolls call mom, dolls blame melons, melons laugh at dolls.
7, blue cloth shoes Liu, cloth shoes Liu, pull the plow to plow the land, sow pulls the hoe.
8. Looking up at the sky, the sky is full of stars; Underground, there is a pit; Look into the pit, there is a plate of ice. There is an old pine tree with an eagle on it outside the pit. There is an old monk sitting in Panasonic, with a Buddhist sutra in front of him, a lamp burning in front of him, a nail nailed to the wall and a bow hanging on it.
9. The wind is so strong that it is difficult for men, women and children to open their eyes. Blow away the stars in the sky, level the pit on the ground, melt the ice in the pit, blow down the pine tree outside the pit, blow away the eagle on the pine tree, blow away the Panasonic monk, blow away the scriptures in front of the monk, blow out the lights in front of the scriptures, scrape off the nails on the wall and scrape the bow on the nails.
10, a lame man came to the south with a nail pinned to his waist, and a kite came to the north with eggplant on his shoulder. The lame who don't hang nails should exchange hanging nails for eggplant picking, and the eggplant picking should not be given to the lame who don't hang nails. The lame man took out the wooden nail on his waist and hit it on the wooden nail for picking eggplant. Peg, who picked the eggplant, picked up the eggplant and hit the lame man who picked the eggplant.
1 1, Xiaofeng carries a round lantern and Xiaolong carries a square lantern. Xiaofeng's round lantern painted a dragon, and Xiaolong's square lantern painted a phoenix. Xiaofeng wants to exchange round lanterns for Xiaolong's square lanterns.
12, a Lama came from the south, pulling a five-Jin tower. A mute from the north has a corner pinned to his waist. Lama Tilata wants to exchange the tower for the dumb speakers of other speakers, and the dumb speakers of other speakers are unwilling to exchange the speakers for Lama Tilata Tower. Lama Tirata takes the tower, but he can't play the trumpet. The dumb man who didn't play the trumpet hit Lama Tilata with his trumpet. I don't know if the Lama of Tilata took the tower and broke the speakers of other dumb speakers. I wonder if another speaker's mute Nalaba broke the tower of Lama Tirana. Ta Dun, Lama of Tirata, don't be dumb.
13, there are thick Cui legs in front of the mountain and thick Cui legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.
14. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.
15, there is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door, which is optional, and the noodle restaurant door faces south; Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.
16, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.
17, the old house is old, the old house is dirty, and the old house is soaked by rain: the old house is old, the old house is lonely, and the old house is bald by the wind. The old house is waterlogged and bald, the old house is waterlogged, old, dirty and bald.
18, grandma has a baby, the baby has a grandma, grandma loves the baby, and the baby loves grandma. Grandma holds the baby every day, and the baby kisses her every day. Grandma is old and can't walk neatly. She spilled glue on the baby, fell on grandma, and fell on the baby. The baby quickly helped her, and grandma quickly held the baby.
19. There is a small peach on the tree and a small monkey under the tree. The wind blew the peach tree so loudly that the little peach fell from the tree. The peach hit the little monkey, and the monkey ate the little peach.
20. My uncle keeps a flock of big white geese. My brother fed three little white pigeons. My uncle taught my brother to train pigeons, and my brother helped my uncle to put geese. The white goose and the white dove grow well and are very happy with their uncle and brother.
2 1, the sky is connected with water, the water is connected with the sky, the water is endless, the clear water is like green water, and the green water is like blue sky. Is the sky connected with water or the water connected with the sky?
22. Grandpa Ma's family picked a fork and walked to Ma's mother's door. A pair of twist dogs of Ma Jia's mother-in-law bit Grandpa Ma Jia's hemp fork, and Ma Jia's mother-in-law brought hemp needles and twine to mend Grandpa Ma Jia's hemp fork.
23. Pick up a pebble, draw a Fang Gezi on the ground, draw Fang Gezi to build a house, draw a square grid to build a big house, and draw a small square grid to build a small house. The house upstairs is for pigeons, and the house downstairs is for rabbits.
24. There is a basket in South-South. There are plates, bowls and bowls in the basket, and there are Fan Fan in the bowls and bowls. Nannan turned the basket upside down, and the basket buckled the plate, which hit the bowl and spilled Fan Fan.
25, Xiaohua Mall loves painting, first draw a wintersweet, and then draw a trumpet, with wintersweet, blow a trumpet, go home to see mom, mom smiled.
26. The kitten is holding the flower cat. The flower cat caught the kitten with its claws. The kitten patted the flower cat with her hand. The cat scratched the kitten. The kitten hurt the flower cat. The kitten cried and the cat called. The kitten released the flower cat, and the flower cat knelt away from the kitten.
27. There is oil at the bottom of the sea. When drilling a well, there should be gurgling oil flow, and the oil pipeline should flow. The oil produced and transported will not leak, which will pollute the sea and leave no fish, shrimp and seabirds.
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