Funny jokes

Let me send you the little white rabbit series first

1. The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns? ?”

Boss: “Ah, I’m so sorry, not so much.”

“That’s it.” The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.

The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there are still none."

"That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.

On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

The boss said happily: "Yes, yes." Yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! ”

The little white rabbit took out the money: “Great, I’ll buy two!” ”

2. One day a little white rabbit came to a store and asked the boss: “Boss, are there any carrots?” "

The boss shook his head: "No. "

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away.

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?" "

The boss shook his head angrily: "No. "

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away.

On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?" ”

The boss shouted angrily: “No, no!” If you ask again I will use pliers to pull out your teeth! "

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away.

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly: "Boss, do you have pliers?" ? "

The boss said: "No. "

The little white rabbit then asked: "Are there any carrots? ”

3. The giraffe said: “Little rabbit, I really hope you can know how good it is to have a long neck.” No matter what delicious food I eat, it will slowly pass through my long neck, and the delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The rabbit looked at him expressionlessly.

"And, in the summer, rabbit, the cold water slowly flowing over my long neck is so delicious. It’s so nice to have a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly: "Have you ever vomited? "

4. One day, the rabbit was writing something in front of a cave. A wolf came over and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing? "

The rabbit replied: "I am writing a thesis. "

The wolf asked again: "What topic? "

The rabbit replied: "I am writing how the rabbit ate the wolf. "

The wolf laughed loudly and expressed disbelief.

The rabbit said: "You follow me. "Then after taking it into the cave, the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. At this time, another fox came and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing? "

The rabbit replied: "I am writing a thesis. "

The fox asked: "What topic? "

The rabbit replied: "How did the rabbit eat a fox. "

The fox laughed loudly after hearing this, expressing disbelief.

The rabbit said: "You follow me. "Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.

At this time, a lion was sitting on a pile of bones inside the cave. Picking his teeth, he also read Rabbit's paper: The ability of an animal does not depend on how powerful it is, but who is the boss behind it!

5. The little white rabbit and the big rabbit! The bear was walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot.

A spirit came out of the pot and said it could grant them three wishes.

The bear said, turn it into a pot. The strongest bear in the world. His wish came true.

The little white rabbit said, "Give it a little helmet."

The bear said, "Yes." It turned into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish came true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bicycle.

Its wish came true again.

The bear said, turn all the other bears in the world into bitches!

The little white rabbit got on the bicycle and said while running, turn this bear into a homosexual...

6. Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom

The two older ones asked the younger one to get some wild vegetables to eat together

The younger one said I If you don’t go, you will eat my mushrooms when I leave

The two older ones said they can’t do it, so don’t worry, so the little white rabbit went~~~

Half a year has passed The little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one said it won't come back and we have to eat it

The other big one said wait a little longer~~~

A year has passed and the little white rabbit has come back. The white rabbit hasn't come back yet, so the two big ones agreed not to wait for us to eat.

At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it and said angrily: Look! I knew you were going to Eat my mushrooms

7. The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big-ear stickers and said, "I Let you wear no hat”. The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly.

The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up to the little white rabbit and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I Let you wear a hat."

Rabbit was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand. I will handle this matter. You have to trust the organization." That same day, the tiger found his buddy, the big bad wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me." After saying that, he wiped the cigarette ashes falling on the table: "Do you think this is okay? You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." Go! She asked for a fat one, and you said you wanted a thin one. Then you can beat her up, Tutu. I’m looking for a woman. She’s looking for a plump one, and you say you like a slim one. She’s looking for a slim one, and you’re looking for a plump one. You can beat her properly and forcefully.” The big bad wolf nodded frequently and clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was overheard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I feel this hatred in my heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence, the big bad wolf came towards him. The Big Bad Wolf said: "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." Rabbit said: "Then, do you want a fat one or a thin one?" After hearing this, the Big Bad Wolf's heart sank. Another joy, I said to myself, luckily there is Plan B. He then said: "Tutu, find me a woman quickly." Tutu asked: "So, do you like plump ones or slim ones?" The big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and said more I gave Tutu two big-eared posts. "Damn, I told you not to wear a hat."

8. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, but didn't catch anything and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn’t catch anything and went home.

On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

If you fucking dare to use that fish again, If you use a radish as bait, I will crush you to death!

I hope the author likes it~~