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Are there any better funny novels, such as Lai Bao’s Diary? Recommend some that are not for girls.

The poster recommends this novel, "The Years of Trouble" by Guo Kuo. It is absolutely funny. I think it is the funniest youth novel so far. Let me excerpt a random paragraph for you to read:

Chapter 10 Returning home on November 1st

In the evening, this "cousin" finally timidly came to my door , seeing her, we looked at each other, her eyes were full of surprise, and I was filled with anger.

Everyone must have guessed that this niece is the handsome girl who ruined my good deeds at the train station.

Seeing us stunned on the spot, my parents quickly poked me: "Why are you so dazed if you haven't picked up your luggage yet?"

I quickly answered: "Sister Liu fell from the sky. I haven't seen her for more than ten years now, hahaha..." I laughed while taking the bag from "Sister Liu" and kept winking at her.

At the dinner table, my parents kept picking up vegetables for Liu Shuang, but I was left alone. Liu Shuang chewed the dumplings slowly and told my parents that he was here to cause trouble for everyone. , then she turned to look at me, then turned back to my parents with determination and told my parents in detail about her cousin (that is, me) cheating at the train station.

After hearing what Liu Shuang said, my dad picked up his chopsticks and was about to slap me, but my mom stopped him in time. My parents have always educated me based on the principle of "a filial son will emerge from under a stick". When I saw my mother stop my father's atrocities, I felt very relieved. After all, I have gone to college and am no longer a child. Alas, pitiful The hearts of parents in the world.

But I didn’t realize that I was the poor one. My mother-in-law stopped my father from beating me with chopsticks, but ran to the kitchen and brought a rolling pin and handed it to my father. She also said that I was going to college and had learned how to cheat, so I would definitely go to jail in the future.

When I saw something was wrong, I quickly ran around the round table, explaining as I ran that I was joking with the guys. In the end, Liu Shuang pretended to help me persuade my parents, and I slipped back to my room like a thief. I hate it so much that sour water comes out of my mouth. I must take revenge. I swear secretly in my heart.

After dinner, my parents chatted with Liu Shuang in the living room. I was in the room thinking about how to get revenge: This silly girl must sleep in the living room at night. When she fell asleep, I would be shirtless and smoking. Sitting next to her, a puff of cigarette blew on her face. After she woke up, she looked at me in fear. Hey, imagining her fearful expression, I was secretly proud. I would at least scare her half to death.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, the TV sound in the living room went out. I guess this silly girl was asleep. I looked at the lights in my parents' room and they also went out.

I took off my shirt, quietly lit a cigarette, and tiptoed to the living room. The light was very dark, and I could only see clearly this silly girl sleeping with a blanket covering her face. I slowly squatted down, took a puff of cigarette into my lungs, lifted up the blanket, blew out the cigarette, and sneered twice. The moment after I sneered, I regretted it, I trembled, and my calf muscles twisted. , my mind went blank...

I saw my dad sitting up after being choked, and then he chased after me and wanted to chop me with the sole of his shoe! Even though I was running and jogging, I was slapped twice, and my back was in burning pain. My mother and Liu Shuang ran out of the room. When I saw this scene, my mother quickly asked what was wrong.

"This bastard doesn't sleep well. He comes up to me in the middle of the night, giggles, and blows smoke into my face to see if I beat him to death!" My dad roared angrily. My mother looked at me in surprise, Liu Shuang hugged his shoulders and looked at me with a smile.

I quickly explained: "That's not the case. I thought, thought..."

"What do you think?" My mother asked in confusion.

"I thought I was in the dormitory. I was stunned just now and thought I was having trouble with my classmates in the dormitory. But when I opened my eyes, it was my dad." My brain reacted pretty quickly.

Hearing this, my mother persuaded my father to put down his slippers, then persuaded him to go into the house, and then gave me an order: "You sleep in the living room, it's cool (my mother said to her niece) pet name) sleep in your room"

Oh my God! I carried the quilt to the living room, and Liu Shuang skipped to my room. I was burned with the flame of anger all night long, tossing and turning, and fell asleep in a daze early in the morning. The next morning I was woken up by a faint fragrance. When I opened my eyes, I saw a pair of big eyes staring at me 5 centimeters away from me.

"Ah!!" I screamed and sat up, Liu Shuang looked at me with a smile.

"Where are my dad and my mom?"

"I went to work, and my aunt said they have to work overtime on Monday!"

Working overtime? Gone? Just her and me? Wolf and sheep alone? A God-given opportunity? Is there such a good thing? Am I still in a dream? Did my opportunity come so soon? It was so good that a smile appeared on my lips.

I rushed over and screamed to strangle Liu Shuang's neck. Then I saw my mother staring at me at the kitchen door. I braked suddenly and patted Liu Shuang on the shoulder: "Did you sleep well last night? Are you still used to living here?"

Before Liu Shuang could answer, my mother shouted to me: "Put it on quickly." Even though you are a grown-up, you are not afraid of being laughed at by your guests!”

I looked down and got excited! I was only wearing a pair of pants, so I quickly put on the blanket, then took my clothes and went to the room to change into them. I sighed at my misfortune to meet such a terrible cousin. If I had known this, I wouldn't have gone home.