Degang Guo has a cross talk.

This is a short and uncertain performance.

Among them, there is such a passage in section 22 of Return.

Duanzishisan

Guo: Yu Qian was alive and had a fight with him. No money is no money. All the money is tied to your ribs. It hurts to move the liver. Pick a big shit and pass by his door. You have to scoop a spoonful of salty water.

Y: wow! So love takes advantage.

Guo: He was glad to catch up with the rain. He went to the front room to find dog urine and mushrooms. He picked it and ate it. Do not buy food. We performed on the overpass. It's raining, and he's gone, calling his wife: Come on, come on, come on.

Y: why?

Guo: Find a pot and pot, grab the mushroom outside, borrow the stove at the front desk and cook it. Eat this. Look at them, everyone. Coke, can you eat this? It's okay. The wild ones are the freshest. You know, there are no pesticides here. No problem. Everyone said, well, are you so sure? Don't worry. Look, our dog is here. Come on, let's get the dog a bowl first. Dogs eat, eat and run for half an hour. Ok, Xu Deliang is happy in the back. Come on, eat. Don't let others, Dangdang, eat it all.

Y: good.

Guo: Just after dinner, there was a kid named Shaobing backstage. Here comes the sesame seed cake: Uncle Shi, the dog is dead.

Y: huh?

Guo: Yu Qian's face turned white. What should I do? I can't live. I have to make it spit out! What should I do? Everyone's idea: go to the toilet, drink urine, and leave quickly.

Y: drink urine?

Guo: The couple ran to the toilet, drank urine and vomited. I vomited clean. Oh, this is so uncomfortable. Sesame cake, let me ask you, was my dog miserable when he died? What happened? Here comes the big truck. Whoops ~ ~ it's killing me.

Y: it's not poisoned!