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The routine of cheating.

1. I'm not a TV. Don't stare at me all the time.

The snowman's greatest wish is to eat hot pot once.

Distance produces beauty. Small 3 and small 4 are also produced.

4. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes-"China National Football Team"

That's it, if you don't talk to me, I'm a dog.

6. Mortgage is to push you to the ground and peel off your skin layer by layer.

7. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

8. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

9. When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What can I talk about?

10. The road of life is like underwear, there is nothing you don't choose.

1 1. I thank all the people who dropped the chain when I needed you most.

12. Because of your "sorry", I decided to "have nothing to do with you".

13. Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old man.

14. I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.

15. When we were young, we regarded toys as friends; When we grow up, our friends treat us as toys.

16. The difference between Fetion and WeChat is that one has no eyes and the other has no mouth.

17. The foot of my bed is shining brightly, and there are two pairs of shoes on the ground. Men and women in bed, including you.

18. Good life: a bowl of mala Tang, a bottle of tadpoles and a small accommodation.

19. It's not your fault to want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college.

20. Promise Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of my motherland again. I can pinch flowers and bones.