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Are there a few jokes that you can't forget? I still find them particularly funny when I think of them. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you will like it.

Are there a few jokes that you can't forget? I still find them particularly funny when I think of them. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you will like it.

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1. Status: I'm wasting my time. I'm wasting time. I'm blurred. Now I am afraid of the future.

2. Always young, always act young, never ungrateful, always in tears.

3. If you choose to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you!

4. Men should not regard women's tolerance for you as shameless capital!

I am not a whiny, angry and smelly girl * * * I am a good girl full of fucking.

6. Don't keep loading and loading like a trash can.

7. Do you believe that someone will carefully read every status of you, including every reply below, but don't say a word?

8. I wish you live as much as giving me lucky money.

9. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

10. You must come when I lose weight, because I lose my appetite when I see you.

1 1. My wish is less homework, less holidays, less exams, less apples, and cheaper in China.

12. Get up every day and perform with your beloved quilt: the drama of heart abuse, body abuse and love abuse.

13. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

14. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

15. The so-called romance is to bring back a rose when you buy cabbage for your wife!

16. I used to have a lot of time to do my homework. I smiled. It's okay. Now I have a lot of homework to catch up with. I cried.

17. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

18. Be kind to yourself when you are alive, and don't run into other people's lives as an episode.

19. In the eyes of teachers, we are always the worst class.

20. I don't care if you don't love me; There are many beautiful women in the world. She will be gentler than you!

2 1. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

22. Blue curtains and a glass-like heart are transparent to you but easy to be sad.

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

24. I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to sleep for an hour every day.

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

26. A ship can temporarily anchor its sails, but it cannot stop choosing directions.

27. I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

28. I bought an exquisite little watch, but the time is still so boring.

29. I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for the meteor.

30. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

3 1. When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations.

32. Relax, I am not a good person. ...

33. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.

34. I always wake up from insomnia recently.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

I never bully the weak ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …

37. Celebrities are nothing more than patient wolves.

38. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

39. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

40. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Careful selection

1. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

The road to success is always under construction.

I really want to make money into my hobby.

The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

5. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

6. The sign of an immature man is that you can sacrifice a mature man for your ideal, and you can live humbly for your ideal.

7. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.

8. I want to let the whole world know that I am low-key.

9. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

10. A real warrior dares to face his own face.

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