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Xiao S and Lin Chi-ling, Love and Killing 13.
In the movie, the young artist Sister Shangguan (played by Xiao S) yearns for the top position, while her sister Shangguan Lingling (played by Lin Chi-ling) has long been the darling of the spotlight.
When I was a rebellious and funny girl, I finally had the opportunity to perform with my sister. They seem to be in harmony, but in fact they are fighting in secret.
As the saying goes, "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills". Although the two played inextricably in the play, it eventually evolved into a happy ending of "But I also miss you".
However, in real life, the small S is 158cm, and it is 178cm.
For example, at the press conference of Love to Eat, two people appeared in pajamas.
Small S preemptive strike, dislike Lin Chi-ling's sexy silk pajamas too old-fashioned, not as full of girlish flavor as her watermelon T-shirt.
At the scene, they feed each other hamburgers and compete for food. The two tried their best to make each other look stupid.
Small s a wry smile:
Lin Chi-ling fierce hello:
Sleeping in the same bed, Xiao S spoke to Lin Chi-ling: "Who is sleeping and laughing!"
Finally, Little S ran wild and tore up Lin Chi-ling's T-shirt. This painting is sexy and evil.
Small S on-site publicity, talking about being "slapped in the face" by Lin Chi-ling in the play, and breaking the news that Lin Chi-ling "made a fake play";
"Lin Chi-ling is very fake. He keeps saying,' I don't want to fight, I'm really good'. But in the end, I let her really fight. She was really strong and even slapped me. "
However, if you are a big fan of Kangxi Coming, you must have seen all kinds of dramas in which Xiao S and Ling Zhi's sister fall in love and kill each other.
They are a pair of "tell it to the judge". As long as you are on the same stage, it is not normal to make a moth.
In the program, Xiao S loves to spit and tease Lin Chi-ling, revealing a lot of anecdotes about Lexus' sister.
For example, joking that Lin Chi-ling picks his teeth (Kang Geyong laughs too much, orz):
Metaphorically, also want to drag Lin Chi-ling down to black him:
Frankly speaking, the more I watch Lin Chi-ling, the more I hate it:
Say that Lexus sister is a "big blind man";
Chen Handian imitated Lin Chi-ling, and Xiao S praised the imitation as a success:
Cai Kangyong asked Xiao S: "If there is an award for top ten beautiful women, and then you are also ambitious, would you like to receive it?"
Little S pushed Lin Chi-ling into second place with a smug face.
At the Golden Horse Awards Ceremony, Xiao S ridiculed his sister as soon as he came to power, saying that he would award the "Best Frustration Award" to Lin Chi-ling:
"The most uncomfortable thing now should be Lin Chi-ling, because she is not only not shortlisted, but also not married."
Also played a joke on Chi Ling's sister's long legs:
"Didn't you see that Lin Chi-ling's legs were posted by computer?"
I was so angry that Lin Chi-ling lifted the black dress on the spot and showed her beautiful white legs, which caused cheers at the scene.
As a spokesperson, even at the event site, Xiao S did not forget a "poisonous tongue" Lin Chi-ling:
"Her makeup is light, but not beautiful."
Xu Yajun, the husband of Xiao S, praised Lin Chi-ling's beauty, which made Xiao S even more jealous. Since then, she has never returned to Lin Chi-ling as an imaginary enemy.
"In fact, my husband has always felt that Lin Chi-ling is very positive. I once asked him, do you think Lin Chi-ling is beautiful? He said, beautiful, I said, what about me? Then my husband actually said, honey, you don't rely on appearance, you rely on humor.
Besides her husband, Xiao S will be jealous of Cai Kangyong and Lexus' sister.
Cai Kangyong once revealed that he traveled with Lin Chi-ling for three days. Hearing this, the small S immediately revealed an unexpected expression and asked Kang:
"I have worked with you for 12 years, and we have never traveled together."
In order to prove who is more important to Kang, she even took out the classic question of falling into the river and asked:
"Lin Chi-ling and I fell into the water. Who are you going to save? "
Cai Kangyong looked embarrassed, hesitated for a while and then smiled and said, "I'll jump myself!" "
However, after talking about so many small S's "sarcasm" to Lexus's sister's black material, what does Lexus's sister think?
For Xiao S, he often teases himself in the program. Lin Chi-ling said publicly:
"Generally, when there is a small S, I hide in the corner and don't talk, and I don't attract her attention, because I can never talk to her. Even so, but I and small s-"
Lin Chi-ling wittily said slowly:
No, yes, no, there is! "
Lin Chi-ling doesn't often appear in variety shows, but because of her "attack" by Xiao S, she has a high sense of existence in Kangxi Comes.
Xiao S thanked Lin Chi-ling for putting up with her jokes in Kangxi (12) and being silently attacked by herself.
Just because Lin Chi-ling has a good temper, Xiao S can "brazenly" discredit Lin Chi-ling on a large scale and make jokes.
But Lin Chi-ling also laughed at himself:
"High EQ is developed by Xiao S. You are welcome to continue your attack."
Whether it is endorsement, publicity or participation in activities, the relationship between the two seems to be not so good. A smile can ignite the topic and the ratings are rising.
In fact, many small S's spit on Lin Chi-ling is either bright or dark:
Many times admitted that Lexus sister's beauty:
Evaluate the acting skills of Ling Zhimei;
Xiao S has always made fun of Lin Chi-ling, but in fact, she has always been the center. If Lin Chi-ling is not mentioned in the whole episode, she really hates her.
Xiao S once said that she felt that Lin Chi-ling was very kind in the program, and her reaction to attacking her was lovely, only to find that her emotional intelligence was very high.
Some media also asked her why she prefers to attack Lin Chi-ling.
Small s said:
"Because she is the first model, or I will attack the seventh model?"
Although sometimes, the joke scale of Little S seems a little big, it has not brought negative influence to Lin Chi-ling.
Xiao S and Lin Chi-ling are more beautiful than sex appeal, height, advertising endorsement and pk in the program. ...
No matter how many times such a contest is staged, it will never go out of date. The audience loves watching, the media loves writing, and the program effect has been achieved.
Every time, we can increase each other's photogenic rate and expand their popularity. The body shape of the two people has almost become a hot topic for people who eat melons after meals.
Their popularity has been booming for so many years, and their endorsements and advertisements are very soft.
Sister Ling Zhijie used to shoot six advertisements a year, and the price of a single advertisement was as high as seven figures. She used to be the cover of a magazine every month of the year, and was also the first artist in Taiwan Province Province to issue exclusive stamps.
After filming "Kangxi Comes", Xiao S began to brave the mainland variety circle and also played the first movie heroine in his life.
Xu Yajun, the husband of Xiao S, once uploaded a photo of him with Xiao S and Lin Chi-ling in Weibo.
In the photo, Xiao S's head rests on Lin Chi-ling's shoulder, which is quite intimate. It can be seen that two people have a good personal relationship.
The two of them co-produced the magazine cover together and had a good time.
Promotion site, sweet hug photos:
This time, Xiao S and Lin Chi-ling co-produced Love to Eat, and the relationship seems to be better.
Although they fought fiercely in the play, on the sidelines, Xiao S said that she and Lin Chi-ling were heart-to-heart sisters:
I'm going to pull her into my sister circle.
When asked if Xiao S would help Lin Chi-ling introduce an object, Xiao S was quite cautious about it:
"I've thought about a lot of people, but I can't think of the right one for her, because she is my good sister now, so I can't introduce her casually, so I have to think slowly."
A couple in 13 told the judge that they loved each other and killed each other, and now they have become sisters, just like the last happy ending in Love to Eat, which is always envied by others!
I don't know what will happen next time Xiao S spits out Lin Chi-ling?
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