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The scalper complained that Apple 14 was paid 100 yuan. Is Apple's new machine less attractive?

First, we can only say that these scalpers have no brains. It's really hard to find official website to snap up, but most people who want to buy have grabbed it, and it doesn't matter if they can't. In addition, the basic upgrade of iPhone 14 has no bright spots. Official website can also buy it. Who will increase the price? Everyone knows that most people choose iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro max. The phased shortage of iPhone 13 is caused by the chip crisis in the global supply chain, which is a very special situation and cannot be regarded as the norm. Apple's production process is like this: according to previous research, manufacturers first prepare the production capacity of the first batch of customers, and then prepare the production capacity of the second batch according to the order quantity. ?

Second, the iPhone 14 is broken, and the scalper is going to cry. The rapid collapse of Apple 14 series this year has a lot to do with scalpers. We all robbed mobile phones and sold them to customers. Now customers grab mobile phones and sell them to mobile phone stores. There are not as many people in the market who buy mobile phones as those who sell them. In the end, I found that it was not used much, and it was sold to scalpers. Accordingly, the iPhone 14 Pro series has a premium due to shortage. IPhone 14 Pro has a first-day premium of 250-500 yuan, and iPhone 14 Pro Max has a premium of 900-2300 yuan. It is expected that the follow-up premium will gradually decrease or even break, and those who are not in a hurry can continue to wait.

Third, the scalper complains, do you need my sympathy? I have no sympathy at all. Obviously, these people are disrupting the market, trying to make the difference and make everyone's money. Without these scalpers, it would be easier and cheaper for us to buy things. They grabbed the supply, but we couldn't buy it, so we had to buy it from him. Since he earned less, why did he cry to us? Every time he buys a high-speed rail ticket, he can't get it. Scalpers have tickets. I hate scalpers very much Now let me sympathize with them. I think the existence of scalpers is unreasonable in itself. One person grabs so many resources for profit. Isn't it the interests of other users and buyers that hurt? I usually earn so much money. Now I earn less and complain. What are these crocodile tears? Will I get a share of the money I usually earn? It is suggested that scalpers should not do it in the future. You deserve it, don't you? In fact, it is natural for scalpers to lose money. I guess I saw the iPhone 14 snapped up online.

Fourth, it is a standard industrial product. The initial high premium itself is only due to the insufficient demand for new machines, which is also the living space and money-making space for scalpers. I'm not ashamed to complain. Is it because it is too easy to make money by increasing the price at the beginning of iPhone release? It's a bit difficult to complain at a loss now. It was really easy to resell the iPhone a few years ago. As long as you can get the goods, the popular colors and styles are really lying down to make money. This year, the earning space of iPhone 14 is relatively compressed, and people who can earn money have already made a wave of shelves. And even today, the popular colors of popular models still have a lot of premium space. The delivery time of Pro model is 5-6 weeks, and that of Pro Max model is 6-7 weeks. Time difference is money. You can increase the price with the goods!

It's a big joke that cows cry, too. It's not that Apple phones are unattractive, but that there are more and more sources of iPhone 14 Pro series on the market.

Yes, it's good for consumers.

Consumer goods are good, but it is ridiculous for scalpers to speculate on more wealth management products. Isn't the price increase an IQ tax?

These people want to make a fortune by frying the new iPhone 14 series. On the day of the initial release, iPhone 14 Pro needs to increase the price by one or two thousand.

And Pro Max will increase the price by three or four thousand.

In order to earn the difference and get rich, scalpers increase their prices by 1000. Unexpectedly, in just one day, a large number of Pro series mobile phones have joined the market.

The market has been cheated once, which is called deserved it.

Pro series can be bought at the basic original price, and now the scalper is miserable.

5. Buy early and enjoy early. There are many problems in adapting to the new 14 Pro series smart islands. Whoever bought it early simply wants to bug it and affect its use. Better wait.

I will buy it next month.

There are still very few people who are willing to buy an iPhone at a higher price. It's better to wait a few more days in official website than to raise the price in the hands of scalpers.

The four models of iPhone 14 series can be viewed in detail by clicking the following contents. These scalpers hoard not only apples, Maotai, laptops, various concert tickets, but also these people. I even saw people hoarding drugs.

It is hard to imagine what people who hoard sanitary napkins can do to make money. As the old saying goes, a gentleman loves money.

Earn so unreasonably.

Money, disrupting the normal market, licking Lian Bi, saying that college students start businesses, is really disgusting. Moreover, these are really not hindsight. People who know a little about Apple products should know that from the perspective of supply, the entry-level iPhone comes from

What comes is the most abundant. In fact, only iPhone 14 can be bought in stock in offline stores. And e-commerce platforms such as JD.COM,

You can buy it at any time. What's more insulting to IQ is that this situation repeats itself year after year! I didn't even realize.

Yes, it's amazing to earn the difference! ?