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There is a girl named Cathy. Her father died before she was born. She lives with her mother, grandmother and stepfather, but neither grandmother nor stepfather likes her. So when she was in high school, her mother sent her to a private school. Private schools are all children of rich families. In this group of rich children, money seems so different. Her monthly living expenses are only 123.5, which is only enough for her to eat for one month. Therefore, every day after her classmates finished eating, she hid in a corner to eat steamed bread and pickles. However, the girl's strong personality makes her stand out in her study. She is the first in her grade in every exam. Many rich parents hope that she can make up lessons for their children. However, she didn't like children from rich families, so she refused.
Not long after, a boy named Gong in the class said to Qian, "Will you help me make up lessons?" Qian smiled disdainfully and said, "Why should I make up lessons for you?" Gong said confidently, "Because my grades are poor!" This sentence made her look at him again and made her feel that Gong was different. Because Gong is different from other rich children, he always wears a shabby coat and has no aristocratic pride, so he promised to make up lessons for him. Every day, Lucy gives Gong lessons, which also increases her income.
Gradually, they got to know each other and learned that Gong's birthday was 65438+February 3 1 the last day of the year and Qian's birthday was 65438+1 October1the first day of the year. Gong jokingly said, "I am one year older than you!" " Akane replied coldly, "It's only been one day!" This day after school, a BMW stopped at the school gate. Many rich children have never seen it. It was Gong's family who came to meet him. Qian looked at Gong walking in the direction of the car and thought, "How can they be so rich? Why can they drive a BMW? " Just then, Gong turned around, smiled at Qian and got on the bus. Akane woke up and thought, "Why should I be jealous of him? He doesn't study as well as me! " The days passed day by day. Although money makes up lessons for Gong every day, Gong's grades have never improved significantly. As the college entrance examination approaches, they all take care of their general review and stop making up lessons. Akane is bent on getting into Tsinghua because she doesn't want to be looked down upon by others. The exam results came out, and Akane was admitted to Tsinghua as she wished, and was admitted to Tsinghua with an excellent score of 50 points higher than the second place in the school.
Because school hasn't started yet, Cathy wants to go home and see her mother. They haven't seen each other for years. But as soon as she entered the house, her stepfather beat and scolded her when he saw her. Her mother is taking care of her in the back. In despair, Cathy left home. When she went downstairs and looked up at her balcony, she hoped to see her mother again before she left, but she was waiting for her grandmother to leave all her luggage. She left home sadly and returned to Beijing.
When Akane returns to Beijing, she is going to look for a house when she dies. At this moment, she saw an old woman cleaning a warehouse. She went up and asked, "Grandma, did you rent this house?" Grandma smiled and said, "Little girl, do you want to rent a house?" Akane nodded. "That 100 yuan!" Grandma answered her.
While she was cleaning the room, she met Gong, whom she had not seen for a long time. She doesn't want others to see her down and out. She asked angrily, "Why are you here?" Gong still dressed casually as before, and said strangely, "I'm here to see my aunt!" " Bessie kept silent as if she had been seen through. Gong asked, "I heard that you were admitted to Tsinghua. Congratulations! " Akane is not the kind of person who doesn't know the price, so she said, "Thank you! What about you? " Gong said unhappily, "My dad asked me to go abroad!" Cathy looked at him coldly and said bitterly, "Hum! You rich children are like this! " Gong then said to Qian, "Would you like to do me a favor?" Akane asked doubtfully, "What is it?" Gong said, "Would you like to be a typist in my mother's company?" Akane immediately said angrily, "Are you feeling sorry for me?" Gong quickly explained: "No, my mother's company has not been profitable recently, and many employees have left." We are short of people now. Help me, will you? "She agreed to accompany Gong's mother to work every day and pay 600 yuan's salary once a month, which is very satisfying for her.
Gong is going abroad. Before Gong left, Lucy invited him to dinner.
Gong has gone abroad, and Qian still works while attending classes every day. Now, Gong's monthly salary can reach 2000 yuan. Gong's mother gave her a laptop for fear that it would be inconvenient for her to run around. Others think she is rich. Of course, money didn't admit it or deny it.
There is a Beijing girl in Lucy's dormitory. She is quite unruly, but she never bullies Akane. Akane is still as strong as before, and can't stand others learning better than herself, but this time she met her opponent. There is a boy named Lin, and his grades are higher than her every time. Bessie is unconvinced and always wants to pass him. In a review class, Cathy thought, I must surpass him in the next exam! At this moment, the teacher asked a question for Akane to answer, but because Akane didn't concentrate and didn't even know what the question was, she shook her head. The teacher asked again, "Does anyone know this question?" ..... Lin stood up to answer this question and was praised. Akane thought bitterly, do you think I won't? Use you to tell me? After class, Nancy stopped Lin and said, "I will definitely surpass you in the next exam!" " "The students present at that time were surprised.
Nancy really won the first place when the exam results came out. She looked for Lin's name on the report card, but found that Lin got zero marks in every subject. She was angry: if you don't want to compete with me, just say so! The girl in the dormitory told Cathy that Lin was waiting for her by the lake on campus. She ran angrily and said, "What do you mean? What is this? " Lin said nothing but handed the paper in her hand to Cathy. Cathy asked doubtfully, "Why do you have paper?" Lin said, "My aunt is from the Academic Affairs Office ..." Before he finished, Qian interrupted, "You rich people are all like this! No wonder the grades are so high every time! " Lin explained unhurriedly: "But I have never taken advantage of this relationship. I have finished my thesis. You can check the score! " "Calculate the total score with the paper, and she is still taller than her. She was confused ... Lin suddenly hugged her and said to her, "I like you!" " "A girl was held in her arms by a boy, and all her pride was gone, so they started dating.
It wasn't long before they had sex. Every time they go out, Lucy gives Lin money, because men always lose face when they go out. After a long time, she always gave Lin pocket money, which became a very common thing between them. Akane's birthday is coming. Cathy fantasized about what gift Lin would give her, thinking: the pocket money he gave me is enough to buy me a necklace or a diamond ring. She feels very happy when she thinks about it!
Lin hasn't contacted Cathy all day on her birthday. She thought it was Lin's intention to surprise her. At this moment, the phone rang. Cathy answered the phone and said, "Where the hell have you been?" I only heard the other party say "huh?" She asked, "Who are you?" "I am Gong!" She said angrily, "Why are you?" Gong said quietly, "Happy birthday to you!" "Thank you! Nothing hangs up in advance! " Gong said, "All right! Goodbye! " Gong didn't wait for Qian's answer, but there was a beeping sound from the other side ... The phone rang again, and it was Lin. After answering the phone, Cathy hurried downstairs, but Lin looked very unhappy. She thought, maybe he wanted to surprise me! Lin asked Qian, "Can you not go back at night? Stay with me! " She hesitated and agreed! When she arrived at the hotel, she realized that the original sad and painful expression could not be concealed.
Lin told Nancy the last story she wanted to hear: Lin had a girlfriend named Rui. In a film academy, he hoped that his girlfriend would be different from other girls and would not be infected by the world. But when he went to see Rui, Rui walked with a rich man and said something demeaning to himself, but Lin was unwilling. In the morning, Lin bought a diamond ring for Rui with his pocket money, but Rui lost it. Akane is holding a diamond ring in her hand and looking at the word "Rui" engraved on it. At this moment, Lucy hates herself and hates herself for studying so hard. Why do you want to know words? If she can't read, she will think that word is her name, but Cathy held back her tears and comforted Lin and said, "Nothing, nothing!" " Soon, Qian no longer works in Gong's mother's company. Because the marketing management she studied was what Gong's father's company lacked, she went to work in Gong's father's company again. Graduation is imminent, everyone goes their separate ways, and Cathy and Lin break up.
Qian came to Shenzhen with Gong's father to develop. After several years of hard work, Qian has achieved excellent results. Through various connections, Cathy is now the manager of the China branch of the British head office. Cathy bought herself a house and a car. She just wants to prove that it's only a matter of time before what others have will be owned by herself.
Gong came back from abroad and invited his family to have dinner together, including money. When she saw Gong, it was still the same as before, or the kind of Larila, and there was no progress. After dinner, Cathy asked, "Where are you going?" Gong replied: "White Swan!" Cathy sarcastically said, "You rich people always stay in those star-rated hotels." Gong didn't answer the question of money, but asked her, "Can you accompany me up?" "Why?" The palace begged, "Even if I beg you, will you accompany me up?" Qian thought about it and promised to accompany him up. As soon as she entered the room, Gong said, "Close your eyes!" "Count to five!
" 1,2,3……"
When Cathy opened her eyes, many clowns jumped out in the corner of the room to play the piano and sing for her. At this time, Gong rolled out a five-story big cake and went to Qian: "Happy birthday!" " "Akane is so touched because she hasn't had a birthday for many years. Gong knelt on the ground with a diamond ring in his hand and said to Qian seriously, "Will you marry me?" Akane said, "Give me a reason! "I love you! Gong replied. Qian nodded in agreement, but she didn't know whether it was right or wrong, because she still couldn't forget Lin, but Gong's parents were also very kind to her. Soon, Gong and Qian got married.
After marriage, Qian was still busy with work all day as before, while Gong kept fish, flowers and surfed the Internet at home, which made Qian very uncomfortable. Once money said unfairly, "why do I run around all day, but you idle around at home all day!" " Gong smiled and said, "Why don't we all stay at home? Anyway, my parents earn enough money for us to spend a lifetime! " As soon as the voice fell, Cathy shouted angrily, "Why spend your parents' money? Can't we earn it? " Seeing that his wife was angry, Gong hurried to Lian Xiao and coaxed her into begging for mercy. It's always like this.
One day, a strange man added her to Lucy's QQ. She vaguely thought it was Lin, but she added. It turned out to be Lin. They had a long talk. When Cathy learned that Lin was the manager of a company in the northwest, she felt that her husband was too worthless.
When she got home, Cathy saw a fish in the fish tank with its stomach up, so she fished it out and threw it away. Gong came back and found a fish missing. He asked his wife, "Where is my second aunt?" Cathy said coldly, "I threw it away when I saw its belly facing up." "No, I have to rest like this every day!" Akane got angry when she heard this: "You just stay at home all day, just different from others?" Gong listened and asked with a straight face, "Are you talking about him?" Qian reached out and gave Gong a big mouth. Gong left home without saying a word and closed the door gently.
It's been two days and Gong hasn't come home yet. Akane knows she's gone too far, but she's embarrassed to take the initiative to call. She suddenly thought of Gong's diary, and Gong never let her read it. She can read this time.
Open the diary, page one:
In XX, 2008, there was a girl in our class. She's different. Every time after dinner, she hides in the corner to eat steamed bread and pickles. I really want to help her, but she seems to hate children from rich families. I have to think of a good way! "
"Today, I asked my father to bring me an old coat. I think it will be easy to get close to her and she won't hate me. She decided to make up lessons for me. In order to spend more time with her, I deliberately failed the exam every time. Although she calls me stupid every time, I am still very happy. But I just can't explain it to my parents. "
... "Today is my birthday, and my father drove to pick me up. I'm a little unhappy because I'm afraid she will alienate me. Tomorrow is her birthday. I wish I could ask her to get on the bus with me, but I know she won't, so I can only give her a helpless smile. After getting on the bus, I took off my worn-out coat and put on a new dress. My father also asked me if there was anything wrong. I always like to wear this shabby coat. "
"I think I have fallen in love with her!"
..... "Mom and Dad know that I like her, but Dad said that as long as I was admitted to Tsinghua, I would agree to our freshman year, so I began to study hard. But she was so strong that I couldn't surpass her score, so I missed several questions in every subject. In this way, I was 50 points less than her and got the second place in the school. But dad asked me to go abroad. If I don't agree, he will tell her the whole truth about my help, and I will agree! " "I met her before I went abroad. I invited her to work as a typist in my mother's company. I was afraid that she would know that I was helping her on purpose, so she discussed with my mother and said that the company's benefits were not good. Before I left, she said she would invite me to dinner. I said I would eat beef noodles, but she didn't agree. I said I liked beef noodles best, because I knew that even if we both ate them, it would only cost 3 yuan. In that case, she still has 597 yuan pocket money this month. After dinner, she went back to school, and I vomited before I walked far, because I had never eaten such a terrible meal. "
..... "What a coincidence! There is a girl in her dormitory who is my junior high school classmate. I told my classmate not to bully her, or I would be impolite! "
..... "I learned from my classmates that she has a boyfriend, and I really want to ask her how she has been recently. However, I can't find a reason to call! "
..... "Today is her birthday, and I finally have a reason to call, but when I heard about her, I felt very anxious, as if I was waiting for someone, so I hung up the phone in a hurry. My classmate told me that she didn't go back to the dormitory tonight. I was scared. I can't imagine what will happen! My heart is so chaotic! "
..... "I worked hard abroad, but I couldn't tell her my grades for fear that she would ignore me. After some efforts, I finally let my company have a branch in China, and the general manager is her. I am naturally relieved! I'm going back to China, but I can't tell her about my efforts over the years. However, whether she has a boyfriend or not, I will propose to her. "
...... "I asked her to marry me, and she promised me!"
..... "On my wedding night, I cut my finger on purpose and dyed the sheets red. Although she and I both know that it is not the first time, in my heart, she will always be the one I want to cherish. "
..... "After marriage, she is still busy with work all day, and I can't miss her for a day, so I only use the computer to contact the deputy manager of the head office every day. Although I have nothing in her eyes, it is better than anything as long as I don't hurt her. "
..... "I feel that she has contacted him again. I'm so afraid of losing her, because I really can't live without her now. I want to live with her all my life. "
...... "Wife, I really don't want to lose you, because I really can't live without you!"
Darcy was in tears, and the men around her were so well-intentioned and paid so much to help her!
She couldn't take care of her face any more. She called Gong and said, "Husband, I know I'm wrong. Come back!" ""Give me a reason! " Gong asked. I love you!
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-His heart is destined to drift, just like the wind, and I don't know when it will stop.
He never wanted to stop, and his heart never seemed to start, so it doesn't matter if he stops.
He is an orphan. When he was a child, his parents abandoned him at the entrance of the orphanage. He grew up in an orphanage. His parents abandoned him mercilessly, and the children in the orphanage bullied him. He didn't have enough to eat and clothes. No love
Life. He became no longer happy, no longer laughing, and became strong. /kloc-When he was 0/8 years old, he resolutely left the orphanage without any nostalgia. The day he left, the sky was still blue.
He is a beautiful boy and looks like an angel. But all I see on my face is glaciers that don't melt all the year round, making people tremble with cold.
He can play the violin, so he got a job playing the violin in a bar. His good looks make this bar very popular. Many girls and even married women will go there so that they can.
A glance at the handsome guy. He hates these people, their opinions of judging people by their appearances, and their vulgar pink taste. I hate their flattering faces. He just stays in his own world silently.
In this world, his heart has never been opened since the day he was abandoned by his parents. It seems that he is the only one in his world.
Until one day, he met her. A girl with a clean and sweet smile but a little pale.
That day, he played the violin in the bar as usual. Still wandering in the world of self. I don't know when it started, but he found a girl in a white dress listening with her eyes closed behind her.
Listen.
His music attracted him at once.
The girl slowly opened her eyes and looked at him with a smile: "Why not continue? Very nice! "
Looking at the girl's smile, the deepest string in his heart was touched.
"Although the music you play is nice, it is a bit sad and makes people want to stop." The girl still smiles sweetly.
He looked at him with beautiful eyes and said nothing.
"Can you teach me? I really want to learn. Good!" The girl said sincerely.
"I don't teach others casually, you go and leave me alone!" He said coldly, then turned around and didn't let the girl see him. In an instant, a smile crossed his cold face and cheeks.
The girl is a little disappointed. Then he smiled and said, "I'll let you teach me, hehe, goodbye!" " "
Later, the girl came to see him play the violin every day, and every time she could find the shortcomings in his piano sound. He plays better and better, and there is a little emotion in the piano. He can't take his eyes off the girl every time.
The girl's smile was deeply imprinted on his mind. It seems that only girls can walk into his heart. Give him sunshine. Gradually, he can't live without this girl. Whenever he can't see her, he is a little worried.
The girl's smile is sweet, but a little pale, but it can't hide her happiness.
One day, the girl came again. On this day, she took him to an empty meadow. She jumped on the soft meadow like a happy bird. She slept on the grass and looked at the sky. He sleeps, too
Come down.
"I've been staying in the bar. You see, it's much happier to come out and the air has become fresh." She said with a smile.
"yes."
"By the way, do you know locust beans?" She suddenly sat up and said excitedly.
He also sat up. "I don't know!"
She dragged him away again.
They came to a classroom tree, which was covered with red beans.
"Look! This is locust bean. Many beans grow in the soil, but acacia beans grow on trees. It's amazing. Legend has it that when couples come here, they only need to pick two locust beans and then two.
Carve each other's names on acacia beans, and then both sides will remember each other's love from generation to generation, even if it is death. How romantic! "The girl said with a smile, pointing to acacia beans.
"Do you like it?" He asked her.
"oh! Yes, I like it very much, but it only works if I come here with my lover. I ... "Before she finished, he had picked two acacia beans.
"Since you like it, then don't worry, come on! Here you are. " He spread out her hand and put a acacia bean in her hand.
"You ..."
"One for me and one for you, okay? Actually, I like you. I hope you can give me a chance. Your smile makes me very happy. Would you like to engrave our names on locust beans? " His beautiful eyes.
Look at her.
"In fact, don't you think it should be me who said this?" The girl said.
Say that finish, they smiled at each other. He held her in his arms. His heart opened at that moment, and his world was no longer lonely. He knows that the love of acacia beans is where his heart begins, and his heart doesn't.
Wandering again.
He carved her name on his locust bean, and she carved his name on her locust bean.
The sky is so blue.
He still goes to work in the bar every day, and she still listens to his music. Occasionally he will teach her to play the violin. His handsomeness is still attractive, but she knows that he only loves her. It's just that her face is getting more and more
The paler you are, the more unknown sadness you have in your eyes. When he asked, she just said that she had such skin. It's nothing.
She asked him to play with her that day. He went to pick her up by bike. She still smiles so sweetly. She got on the bike, put her arms around his waist, leaned her head on his back and enjoyed the warm sunshine.
The breeze brushed their cheeks. So comfortable.
She asked him to take a picture of her, and everyone could see her smiling face. It is as beautiful as a flower.
She took him to the playground, took a boat together, played together and fed the rabbits together. I am very happy all day. Like a happy elf.
They came to the acacia tree again. In the bright moonlight, they took out locust beans. He looked at her, and she looked at him with a faint smile on her face.
Face as white as paper, but still can't hide the heartbreaking beauty.
"You see, this is our locust bean. It is your love that keeps me from wandering alone, and my world suddenly opens up. " He looked at the distance and said.
"I know, I know, promise me if I ever ..." She stopped suddenly.
"How about one day?"
"Nothing, I mean I will always remember you."
"Me too."
She rested her head on his shoulder.
As usual, he went to the bar to play the violin. But since that day, she hasn't appeared. He has been waiting for her.
Time went by little by little, one day, two days, three days, four days, and a week passed. She didn't even show up at the bar. He panicked and began to look for her, but in vain. The rest can only be
It is waiting.
One day, a young girl found him, but not her. He was a little disappointed. The girl told him that she was her friend, and soon she died of a heart attack. Before she died, she asked herself to tell her.
For his heart, the young girl put a acacia bean with her name engraved on it in his hand. At that moment, he shed tears. She said that she was sorry for him and couldn't be with him anymore.
I got up, but I asked him not to be lonely. When I see lovesickness, I think of her. She will always be with him, so he won't wander.
He came to the acacia tree again and put his face on the stump as if listening to her voice. He looked at the two acacia beans in his hand and the photos he took for her on the playground that day. He smiled.
These are all gifts from her to him. He is no longer lonely, and his heart is no longer wandering. He will always remember her love and the girl who loves to laugh. He sat down to play the violin, and the sound of the violin spread well.
Far away, as soft as moonlight, like nature, she will hear.
The sky is still blue.
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The girl asked the boy, Do you still love me?
The boy smiled and said, of course! Little fool!
The girl smiled smugly and said, So ... How long will you love me?
The boy thought for a moment and said, a lifetime is enough. I will love you all my life until I can't love you anymore!
The girl still insisted on asking, really? Then what proof do you use to show me?
The boy thought for a moment and took the girl's hand and went out.
The girl didn't understand and asked the boy, where are you taking me?
The boy never said anything, just holding the girl's hand tightly and walking through the noisy street. They came to a fancy shop.
The girl couldn't help but be curious and asked: Where is this?
The boy walked into the shop holding the girl's hand.
The boy said: I want to prove here that I really will love you all my life.
It turns out that this is a tattoo shop. The boy asked the shop assistant to tattoo a beautiful four-leaf clover on their left ring finger.
The boy looked at the four-leaf clover in their hands and smiled.
The boy gently hugged the girl and fell in her ear and said, honey, now the four-leaf clover in our hands is like two rings, and we can't take it off anymore! In this way, I am not afraid to leave later.
You're fired unless … my finger is broken or I die …
The girl quickly put her hand over the boy's mouth and said pig! I know, I know you will never leave me! Don't die! If you die, who will bully me! ! hey
Hey! ! !
The boy held the girl tighter. Well, I won't die. I will be bullied by you all my life! I just love you! Ha ha! Dear wife!
Who is your wife! Hum!
Hum! I'm gonna cut it.
How dare you! The boy's heart suddenly tightened.
I ... dare not! Hey hey!
Since then, the relationship between boys and girls has been very good. Occasionally, girls are willful, and boys will always let her go.
The girl once secretly vowed that she would never leave this boy in her life!
But one day. ...
The boy suddenly said to the girl; Let's break up!
The girl was shocked! Grab the boy's hand and ask: Why?
The boy said that I was bored after being together for a long time.
The girl can't accept it, she can't live without him!
The girl said, didn't you say you would love me forever? Have you forgotten all about it? Also, we ... our four-leaf clover, our four-leaf clover ring! You can never get rid of it, you
How could you leave me? ...
The boy said indifferently and without emotion: You can get rid of it … I'll try to get rid of it!
Why? So are we going to throw away everything we used to have? How can you be so cruel? The girl couldn't help crying.
I'm ... I have to go. The boy turned to go.
Don't! Don't leave me! The girl held the boy's hand tightly, but the boy pushed her away.
When the boy left, the girl finally burst into tears.
She stared at the ring on her left ring finger for a long time. Is happiness really just an illusion?
…………
The next day, the boy received a letter from the girl.
Dear:
Let me call you that for the last time.
Yesterday, after you left, I thought a lot. I thought about our past, how happy and happy we were …
I once heard a friend say that if you start to remember, you will start to get hurt now.
Right? Yesterday, you really hurt me, you know? It hurts, it really hurts ...
You killed our love yourself and just walked away, leaving me alone to deal with the aftermath? You said you would throw away that four-leaf clover, but I can't! I can't bury our love,
We walked slowly, and I ... I had to bury myself. ...
In fact, I really can't live without you!
I never believe in true love. You showed it to me. I never believed in happiness. You made me feel it. I don't believe in eternity Prove it to me … but is all this fake?
Really? How come I forgot everything, but I still remember! I can't forget it!
I really don't know how I can live without you. In the future, I will be alone …
Then … let me be willful for the last time … I leave, leave this place that makes me so sad …
The one who loves you most
After reading the letter, the boy's hands trembled badly. How could he ... hurt a girl he loved deeply?
Boys are crazy and usually run to girls' homes, but they are greeted by white …
The girl has flown away, flying back to her original heaven …
The boy knelt in front of the girl's cold body and sobbed …
What you said is a fool! Why don't you know? Yesterday was April Fool's Day!
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