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Romance of the Three Kingdoms Textbooks and Dramas
Time: 1800 years ago
Location: Hulao Pass.
Characters: Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Lu Bu
Draw the curtains
Lu Bu (challenging) Hum, who dares to play 300 rounds with me! ?
Zhang Fei (shouting loudly) The slaves of the third surname are leaving. Zhang Fei and Yan are coming!
[Lu Bu waved a halberd to hit Zhang Fei, and Zhang Fei was full of energy. He stepped forward (Action: Lu Bu cut a halberd horizontally, and Zhang Fei dodged sideways and waved a spear back, which was blocked by Lu Bu with a halberd. Zhang Fei swung his spear from the top right and stabbed Lu Bu, who blocked it with a halberd. Zhang Fei killed Lu Bu from the upper left, and Lu Bu blocked it with a halberd. Lu Bu swung his halberd and was chopping Zhang Fei, who held a spear in his hands to block it. )]
Guan Yu (come and help) Look at the knife!
[(Action: raise the knife and cut it from the left, and Lu Bu blocked it with a halberd. Zhang Fei cut a spear horizontally, and Lu Bu dodged sideways. Guan Yu was cutting Lu Bu with a knife, and Lu Bu blocked it with a halberd. The three men tied a "D". ) In the face of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's attacks, Lu Bu was fearless, and the more he fought, the braver he became. ]
Liu Bei (showing his double sword), my good brother, I'm coming!
[(Action: Lu Bu cut Liu Bei from left and right, and Liu Bei turned back with his sword. Guan Yu cut Lu Bu horizontally from the right, and Lu Bu blocked it with a halberd. The three men surrounded Lu Bu and attacked him in turn, but they were all turned back by Lu Bu, who took the initiative to chop Liu Bei with a halberd. Liu Bei blocked the three men with his sword and attacked Lu Bu in turn, but they were all turned back by Lu Bu. After more than a hundred rounds of fighting, Lu Bu gradually lost his patience. ]
Lu Bu (holding a halberd to stab Liu Bei in the face): Liu Bei, look at this halberd!
[Liu Bei hurriedly dodged to reveal a gap, and Lu Bu took the opportunity to escape]
Curtain falls
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