Selected animal jokes and stories

Many jokes about animals can help people relax and feel different jokes. The following is a selection of some animal jokes I recommend for you.

Selected animal joke stories 1: Buried ostriches and zebras travel together on the grassland.

Along the way, the zebra chattered: My stripes are good hiding stunts, ostrich. Come with me. ?

When they passed a depression, there was a sudden running sound in the distance. The zebra looked around in panic, but the ostrich quickly buried its head and neck on the ground.

The zebra, who saw nothing, couldn't help laughing at the ostrich: You are too timid to be so scared when nothing happened! ?

Soon, the urgent voice faded away, and the ostrich raised its head confidently.

? All right! All right! It's just a herd of bison just ran past! ? The ostrich said very positively.

Zebra's face turns red with a brush: you? You still have this ability?

There is no need to talk about skills, and people who work hard are not necessarily incompetent. Being cocky often makes us forget modesty, thus losing the space for thinking.

Featured animal joke story 2: the picnic of small animals. The small animals have an appointment to have a picnic in the mountains tomorrow. Everyone should bring the same delicious food.

The little hedgehog is rolling in the strawberry field, and his body is covered with red strawberries, which are so fresh and shiny with dew.

On the mountain, everyone said that the little hedgehog's red coat was really nice. The hedgehog said, this is the fresh strawberry I brought you. ?

Mother kangaroo came with a big belly, and the small animals scrambled to look at the baby in the bag. Mother kangaroo said:? Kangaroos grow up, and my bag is full of Australian mangoes. ?

Kangaroo came skipping from behind with flowers in his hand, and said happily that my mother and I invited everyone to taste Australian specialties. ?

? Huh? Why are there walking peas? Wow! ? There are five lovely little ants coming.

Small animals played and ate on the hillside and had a happy day.

Featured animal joke story 3: This mouse named Moda is a mouse who lives in the governor's office. The governor was about to sneak out to find food after work. Suddenly, the phone on his desk rang.

The bell startled Moda and he calmed down. Curiosity prompted him to pick up the phone.

? Hello, is this the governor? There is a voice on the phone.

? Hmm. ? Governor Modadai agreed.

? I'm the Minister of Food. Excuse me, has the price of grain increased this month? ? Moda thinks that the rise in food prices is not good for mice.

? Yes Is there anything else for you?

? I won't. ?

? Good night ?

The phone hung up.

I was so excited that I became governor once! Moda thinks that the governor is a great man and must have extraordinary talents. Now it seems that the governor is no big deal. Didn't he also become Moda? He did well, Moda thought proudly. Even the minister said "good night" to him. Hey! It seems that as long as they are governors, ministers will respect both people and rats.

Moda completely forgot to come out and find something to eat. His stomach growled just now, but now it doesn't growl.

He decided to make a phone call in the name of the governor to see if he was really qualified for the job of the governor.

? What's the order? Moda was embarrassed. He paced back and forth at the governor's big desk.

? Yes, give the order about banning cats! ? Moda in the mind a bright. He looked up the phone number of the health minister in the phone book under the glass plate.

Moda hates cats. He used to live in a grocery store with his three brothers? . That food store keeps a big cat, and he is against the Moda brothers everywhere.

In order to survive, Moda and his brothers racked their brains to deal with cats. Moda was almost caught by the big cat several times, and his brothers saved him at the critical moment. In order not to cause trouble to his brother, Moda sneaked out of the house and went to the Governor's Office? In the eyes of mice, the government house is much lower than the food store.

These days after he left home, Moda missed his brothers all the time. Moda's brother is very kind to him. Every time he has something to eat, he always lets him eat first. When the big cat threatened Moda's safety, his brothers always tried their best to save him.

I found the phone number of the minister of health. Moda started dialing as governor.

? Hello, is this the Minister of Health? Moda asked.

? Yes ?

? I'm the governor. ?

? what can I do for you?

? Give the order tomorrow morning.

? Let me get a pen. ? Ok, please continue. ? Notice on banning cats in our city. No cats. Yes! Keep recording! ? Moda often eavesdrops on the governor's phone and is familiar with his tone.

? Yes ?

? Recently, cats in this city have been seriously ill, which has affected the health of citizens in this city. To this end, the Ministry of Health has been instructed by the governor to ban cats in this city from now on. If anyone disobeys, all property will be confiscated. It's over. ? Do you have any other orders? Send it tomorrow morning! ? Yes Good night, your Excellency. ? The two ministers wished Moda good night.

Put the phone down, Moda turned a somersault on the president's desk. He decided to go home at once and tell his brothers the unexpected good news. He will live with his brothers in the future, and there will be no more cats threatening their survival.

Thought of here, Moda was too excited to stand still. It is hard for him to imagine how to live without cats. He and his brothers no longer have to worry about safety. They can play happily together and eat whatever they want. ? Moda left the praetorium and ran towards the grocery store with the fastest speed by moonlight.

Finally escaped from the sight of the big cat, and Moda panted and ran into his hole.

The three brothers are pushing around at the food stall.

? What are you doing? Moda asked.

The sudden appearance of the younger brother brought joy to the three older brothers. They have been looking for Moda everywhere since he disappeared. They thought Moda was eaten by a big cat! Brother, long time no see, very affectionate. They embraced warmly.

? What are you doing? Moda pointed and asked again.

So the three mouse brothers used a diversion scheme? The boss risked his life to lure the big cat away, and the second and third took the opportunity to get the snack. But after getting it back, no one wants to eat it. You let me, and I will let you.

? Alas, from tomorrow on, snacks will be eaten casually! ? Moda told his brothers.

? Do it yourself? You are dreaming! ? The boss smiled.

? Really, I lied to you that I was a cat! ? Moda told his brothers the orders he issued in the name of the governor.

? Hundreds of thousands of people in the city will take orders from a mouse. The second one shook his head.

? I'm calling from the governor's office! ?

? You are also a mouse when you call at the governor's office! ? Old three laughed my head off.

My brothers don't believe me.

The next morning, they believed it. The big cat in the food store was executed. All the cats in the city were executed.

When the governor's order prohibiting cats was first issued, it caused an uproar among the citizens of the city.

? No cats? What about the mouse? Still upside down! ? What about the food? I've lost enough! ? Go to the governor! ? The citizens refused to do so and protested in front of the governor's residence.

The governor can't remember whether he issued an order banning cats yesterday, just as he can't remember his duty.

The intelligence level of the governor is equivalent to that of a kindergarten child. His only concern is to maintain his prestige and never allow others to disobey his orders? Even the wrong command.

The Governor immediately issued a second notice prohibiting the keeping of cats, reiterating that offenders would confiscate all their property.

Citizens are honest people, in fact, they will fool around, and when it comes to property, they will be weak. As a result, all the cats in the city were unlucky.

Rats all over the city are celebrating.

Moda's house is even more lively.

? Dude, you are really good! ? The boss proposed a toast to Moda.

? It seems that our mouse can be the governor's house when it enters the governor's house. ? The second child said.

? Of course! Not worse than them at all! ? The third child followed.

Mo Da has made great contributions to the mouse family in the whole city, and all three brothers are proud of having such a capable younger brother.

? I will never be separated from my brothers. ? Moda thinks so.

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Unexpectedly, the next day, the three brothers fought over a piece of cream cake.

Without the cat, the mouse brothers can go in and out of the food store at will. Four brothers came out for dinner that night, and three brothers Mo Da found a high-grade cream cake almost at the same time.

The third one ran very fast and overtook him. He was just about to start work when he was pushed to the ground by the penis behind him. The boss pushed the second child a few feet away before he could speak.

? I saw it first! ? Old three is in a hurry.

? I saw it first! ? The second child is also anxious.

? I saw it first! ? The boss relies on strength.

The third and the second looked at each other and walked to the boss from different directions.

Moda was frightened. He saw a lot of cakes beside him, and he could eat them at will!

Why are you fighting? Although this is the only high-grade cream cake, my brothers are so excited that they can't sleep for three days and nights when they can eat ordinary cakes!

? Don't fight! Don't fight! ? Moda rushed up to dissuade him.

The second child pushed Moda away and ran to the boss. The third child came at the boss from another direction. Three mice rolled into a ball, screaming and biting each other, and blood began to appear on the ground.

The cream cake was ground to powder and no one ate it.

The second and the third are no match for the boss. They ran away with their heads in their arms. The second child was blind in one eye, and the third child's nose was torn off. Moda tried to stop them, but she couldn't want them to escape, which was ten times faster than when the cat chased them.

? Brother, this is not good! ? Moda said.

? Cut the crap! ? Eldest brother spit out a loose tooth, "you go with them, get out! ? It is extremely cold. Is this the eldest brother who once saved his life? This is to prevent brothers from starving to death, often risking their lives to use "adjust the cat away from the mountain" big brother?

? Go away! ?

Moda left with tears in her eyes

From then on, Moda and his second and third children were kicked out of the house by the boss, and they lived in an empty box in the food store.

The boss commandeered all the food in the whole grocery store, and he didn't allow Moda to have a bite with them! Mo Da and his two brothers were so hungry that their eyes were black and their limbs were weak. They found the boss much more difficult than the cat? He knows old mice like the back of his hand! Distract him? Joke, he invented it!

Now, Moda and the second and third children are more afraid of their brother than before.

The boss always wants to kill his three younger brothers so that he can monopolize the whole food store.

Finally, one day, the second and third children were so hungry that they conspired to eat Moda.

Mo Dabai lives in the Governor's Office. He learned the superb skill of eavesdropping on other people's conversations from the governor. His brother's plot was discovered by him.

Moda hid in advance.

He watched the second one eat the third one.

Moda's legs were weak, and he tried to escape from the food store. I remember the first time I left the food store because I was afraid of big cats!

The scene outside surprised Moda even more. Rats kill each other, strong rats eat, and more rats can't eat than cats. Rats that become overlords are dozens of times fiercer than cats to their compatriots. ? Moda remembered the scene when the cat was around and the mouse family was in harmony.

Moda misses cats.

A mouse named Moda misses the cat.

All the citizens finally realized the wisdom of the governor: since cats were banned, the lost food has been greatly reduced!

Journalists scrambled to interview the governor. There are many reports about how the governor drew up a general order prohibiting cats and his insight and insight into everything. It is said that there are more than 200 journalists who started their businesses by reporting this news!

Moda is homeless and in danger of being eaten by his compatriots at any time.

Moda remembers the telephone number of the governor's office.

? Make another call in the name of the governor to promote cat ownership! ? Moda had a brainwave.

In the evening, Moda came to the governor's office and dialed the telephone of the police chief's home. He asked the police chief to convey the governor's order: cats must be kept!

The phone is dialed.

? Chief of police? I'm the governor. ?

? what can I do for you?

? Tomorrow morning, no, now, you will issue a general order that citizens must keep cats. ? Must have a cat?

? Yes! ? Yes I record. ? The general order that all citizens in the city must have cats. On the orders of the governor's office, this bureau announced that from now on, every household in this city must have more than one cat, and those who have more cats will be rewarded, and those who don't have them will be arrested and brought to justice! ? It's over. It's over. Send it now. ? Yes! Good night, your Excellency! ? Moda is no longer interested in this last sentence.

A mouse, a mouse named Moda, issued an order in the name of the governor on a quiet night that all citizens in the city must keep cats.

After the phone call, Moda had a good sleep. Tomorrow, his compatriots will be reconciled. In this regard, Moda firmly believes. But he never dreamed that the whole city was unanimously opposed to raising cats. Because they know that the best way to kill rats is not to keep cats.