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A sentence that is too spicy to doubt life.

First, I spent an hour putting on makeup, and then I opened the door without makeup.

Second, meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances!

Third, it's hot, and it takes an hour to calm down the restlessness when you come back from the outside.

Fourth, all the pork belly has matured, and I almost brought salt to myself.

5. It's not innocence that beats you! It's very hot!

6. It's too hot. You're half-dead, and you're fully cooked, with salt and pepper on your body. You've been in the sun for half your life, and you came back as a teenager ... Bao Qingtian!

7. Now I find that "stay where you are" is really not a swear word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

Eight, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

9. In Wuhan, Regan Noodles doesn't need to cook, so you can't buy raw eggs. After washing, you can get dressed without starting the car.

Ten, this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

Eleven, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

Twelve, steamed bread in the house; Teppanyaki outside!

The table was so hot that a mosquito was burned to death.

Fourteen, in this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool down in the water.

Fifteen, showing love is not shameful. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

Sixteen, the weather is so hot, I really want to be beaten back to the cold palace.

17. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

Stay in the water for a while, and I'll be familiar with it!

Nineteen, the weather is hot and irritable, and it is always annoying to see sudden heavy rain. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.