What does irresistible unique temperament mean? I saw it in a joke.

Head teacher of senior one: This year is the most crucial, so we should study hard. Class teacher of Grade Two: This year is the most crucial, so we should study hard. Class teacher of grade three: This year is the most crucial, so we should study hard. Head teacher of senior one: This year is the most crucial, so we should study hard. Class teacher of Grade Two: This year is the most crucial, so we should study hard. Class teacher of senior three: It's useless to work hard before, but this year is over.

Every time I hesitate to sleep late on weekends, I will yell at myself three times: Are you poor? ! Are you poor? ! Are you poor? ! At ordinary times, you can motivate yourself at once, and then go back to sleep bravely in order to save a meal.

108 tickets, 136km distance, 1095 days persistence, 10000 text messages, 30,000 minutes of call records, countless separations. We missed all kinds of festivals, but we never thought about missing each other. One person's grief is a test for two people. You insist on love for me and I take care of myself for you. Today, I received the only ring in your life. You said thank you for waiting for you for three years. I want to say, you have to pay me back for life.

Today's best: "A girl with a slap in the face took a selfie with an iphone and complained that her face was too big. The girl who lost less than 100 Jin exclaimed that she was dying of obesity. Every year, the seniors who get scholarships say that she will fail the exam again. The chaser can form a goddess of the football team and ask us if she will get married ... I wonder if there is such a person around. I just want to say that life is so difficult, I will kill you if I pretend to force me. "

Since I changed my QQ signature to "Amway is not a sales company, but a free enterprise", the business philosophy of Amway is "family, freedom, return and hope". My classmates never let me attend the wedding again.

A group of carp rushed upstream to Longmen. The leading carp said, "Look, this is the Longmen! I will count to one, two, three. Let's jump together! " "good!" Carp jumped up and reached the other end of Longmen. The leading carp turned and looked up: "Look, this is the Longmen! I will count to one, two, three. We jump together. " "good!" ..... # Who let us remember only 7 seconds # (Schrodinger's black cat sheriff)

Many times, the threshold that we thought we couldn't get past for a while, but looking back after a while, has actually been easily skipped; The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you. -"Time is the best medicine"

In the dormitory, a chubby girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I gave her a casual look and saw a spider climb into her bed. I yelled at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! ! At this time, the goods got angry and shouted at me: There is only a pig in your bed! ! !

Living in a secluded valley, although narcissistic, does not dispute or rob, is a kind of indifference; Plum blossom is in the corner, although it is silent and fragrant, it is elegant without anger or power; The water drop is a stubborn stone. Although it is blocked, it is neither sluggish nor slow. This is a kind of tenacity. People will live all their lives, and don't expect an afterlife. If the mentality is blue, everything can be seen through; Temperament should be like plum blossom, learn to bloom brilliantly in the winter of fate; Will is like water, how much you can tolerate, and how much you can gain in the end.

"skinny, skinny, skinny." "Fat ~ child ~ squat ~, fat ~ child ~ squat ~, fat. . . . Come and help me, I can't stand up. "